Mazel: Michael Phelps, he ended his Olympic career in London with more medals than any other Olympian in history with 18 medals; all without performance enhancing drugs. Not saying there were no drugs, just none that enhanced performance.
Jackhole: The tanning mom, Patricia Krentcil, who went without tanning for a month to be photographed for InStyle Magazine. Yes, she looks 100% better, but she gets the Jackhole for succuming to pressure! Being tan is who you are, Patricia. I say stand up and be tanned up!