- Mazel- The cast of ‘Viva Forever’ the Spice Girls musical which opened tonight in London. It was written by Ab-Fab’s Jennifer Saunders. Jennifer can do no wrong, and we hope the entire cast breaks legs. But not really because that would be Scary Spice.
- Jackhole- Anne Hathaway’s vagina who tried to upstage her entrance at the premiere of Les Miz last night. We think she was just too busy worrying about the boots that she forgot to throw on panties.