Joan Collins & Martyn Lawrence-Bullard

Mazel- This woman whose picture was reportedly removed by Facebook because someone thought it violated their anti-nudity policy. Ok, guess what Facebook, I know you guys are kinda nerds, but those are elbows, not boobs! But Mazel to that woman for having the sexiest elbows anyone has ever seen.  Jackhole- This acid that scientists have discovered is dissolving sea snails. That’s terrible, I feel terrible for sea snails. But I would like to get my hands on some of that acid because I’m sure that it would make you trip your balls off