Joanna Krupa & Karent Sierra

Mazel: Hurricanes are absolutely terrible, it’s no laughing matter, but here in New York there’s one small reason to celebrate when one bears down. That reason is because when there’s a hurricane, our Mayor Michael Bloomberg will try to speak spanish. Jackhole: Mayor Michael Bloomberg because according to someone on Instagram, and I think she’s right, he may have a little something blooming in his pants during that press conference.