Mazel: Whoever did Candy Crowley’s hair tonight for the debate. She was a hardass but had a soft wave. I love Candy Crowley so much. And a mini Mazel to debate questioner Lorraine, who was the talk of everybody tonight because her fancy pants were on camera all night. I feel like I know more about Lorraine than I do about Mitt Romney’s tax plan.
Jackhole: The Chinese costume company that made children’s pirates costumes that were discovered to be full of dangerous of lead. Now how are New York Housewives fans between the ages of six and nine supposed to dress up as Tomas for Halloween?