Mazel: Ukrainian singer Aza who is suing Carly Rae Jepsen because she claims ‘Call Me Maybe’ is a rip off her song ‘Hunky Santa.’ Spoiler alert, the only thing similar in the two songs is that Aza says ‘call me’ once. That being said, now that I’ve heard it, it’s stuck in my head forever and now it’s about to be stuck in yours!
Jackhole: Casino magnate, Sheldon Adelson. He gave $70 million dollars to help elect Mitt Romney and other republicans making him the biggest political donor in history and it was all pretty much for nothing. But since Sheldon is a Jewish gingie, my two soft spots, I made him this consolation prize. It’s a t-shirt that says ‘I Made $70M In Political Donations And All I Got Was This Lousy Shirt!’’