Mazel: The mystery man who attended President Obama’s speech in Ohio today. Looks like he kinda wandered off to pee? The Internet is outraged but I say ‘mazel,’ if you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go. I think the President is against trickle down economics and urinary incontinence.
Jackhole: Dina Lohan who appeared on Dr. Phil today to ‘set the record straight’ about her, but the record is still really crooked. Looks like the apple didn’t drunk drive too far from the tree.