The Ladies of 'Jersey Shore'

Mazel- it was going to go to Jessica Simpson’s incredibly fertile womb but then we caught Mariah Carey’s performance at the Rock Center Christmas Tree Lighting tonight. Here are two outfits she was in, this is so amazing. Even though she looked like a candy cane with bloody arms and then changed into kind of a Miss Piggy outfit she sounded amazing. Ladies and gentleman, she’s still got it. She belted it! Jackhole- This woman who’s butt implants went south. Take a look at this video that went viral if you dare, beware ladies. I feel bad for her, you know she paid lots of money for a donkey booty but ended up with a mule flaps.