Mazel: Hillary Clinton, she was photographed today at the U.N. and the pic revealed that even she, Hillary damn Clinton, doodles during meetings! Secretaries of State, they’re just like us!
Jackhole: Mike Love of The Beach Boys who announced via press release that he was dropping three original members of the band after fifty years. A) You don’t fire Brian Wilson, Al Jardine, and David Marks by press release or anything. B) If you want to make a change, why not consider dropping the ‘Boys’ part...because you’re a septuagenarian!!