Mazel:This fish, Gavin! Gavin likes to photobomb any tourist who gets their photo taken off the Great Barrier Reef in Australia and he kinda smiles. Is it weird to think a fish is kinda hot? I might want to f**k that fish! Why do I always get excited about fish?
Jackhole:Tiara Drake who when angered that a family member would not share their cheese with her, allegedly poisoned the remaining cheese with cleaning products which her entire family ate the next morning before realizing it was tainted. Um, Tiara, when you finally got a minute alone with that cheese, why didn't’ you just eat it, gurl?!