The Art of the Perfect Girls' Night is All "About Bonding"

Bravo After Hours host Carrie Keagan reveals what really happened with the #PumpRules gal pals.

Have you ever wanted to party with Bravolebs? Well our digital series, Bravo After Hours, offers viewers the opportunity to paint the town red with some of our very own as well as host and Everybody Curses, I Swear! author Carrie Keagan. So break out your best party gear (and flasks) and get ready to see what it's like when Stassi and Kristen have a girls' night out in L.A. with the TV personality.

When it comes to girls' night, the latest episode of Bravo After Hours proves that it's really not complete without finding unique devices for smuggling alcohol and braving a 1,000-foot slide hovering over L.A. without any underwear on. But even if your next night out with your squad isn't as... feisty, Carrie Keagan thinks you can still pick up some pointers from her night out with Vanderpump Rules pals, Stassi Schroeder and Kristen Doute.

Bravo After Hours: Rate a girls' night out vs a guys' night out [like you had with Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval]?

Carrie Keagan: Guys' night is about getting as f***ed up as you can. Girls' night is about bonding.

Bravo After Hours: Be real [and tell us] what are your thoughts on the tampon flask? What's the weirdest way you've tried to smuggle alcohol?

Carrie: It might be the single most genius invention I’ve ever seen! I’m only mad that I didn’t think of it first. For the uninitiated, it doesn’t go inside you and we’re definitely not talking about “soaking!” That’s a whole other kinda party! The best way I’ve ever smuggled the devil’s nectar as contraband was in something called the Winerack, which is a bra you fill with booze. That proved to be a bit complicated for me because they didn’t make ones big enough to fit my giant gerber servers so I ended using something else called a Beerbelly, which was the same idea except it was like having a gut. So I went from looking like a porn star to just looking pregnant. Oh the things we do for fun!

Bravo After Hours: What's your perfect going out outfit?

Carrie: The perfect “going out” outfit is an invitation to the circle of the world you’re about to engage with to come out and play — the same way a black lace halter bra, thong, and garter belt; thigh-high stockings; dog collar; and suede black stilettos with a satin ankle lace screams, "I’m on my way to a sex party." It speaks volumes about your personality and the way you like to groove. For me it’s about comfort, style, and the razor's edge. My days could be spent in a onesie and combat boots, but my nights are all about a more sophisticated street glam. Something classy with the right amount of sassy.

Bravo After Hours: What do you think of Stassi's "yes" philosophy?

Carrie: If this was exclusively about donuts, I’d have to think about it but, ultimately, I’d be concerned about saying yes all the time. But when it comes to life, I totally dig it! It’s a world filled with wonder and untold experiences. You’ve got to be open, you’ve got to be brave, and you’ve got to be bold. I don’t want to live my life in would, coulda, shoulda… f*** that! In fact, I’d probably eat the donuts too! What kind did you say they were? Portion control has never been my strong suit.

Bravo After Hours: What's on the list of things you won't say "yes" to?

Carrie: Key Party — too random! Human Jenga — too dangerous! Butt chugging — too messy! And I definitely won’t do anything that involves hurting or demeaning animals. Let’s just say if a “producer” approaches you to appear on a new TV show based around celebrity donkey racing in Mexico called Ass-2-Ass…take a pass!

Bravo After Hours: There's discussion about dating apps — do you use them? Have you ever met someone on them?

Carrie: I have never joined one myself, but I love to “help” my friends who are on them. I do think the day of the profile pic featuring a guy fake peeing with a cute glance over the shoulder has passed. Guys are going to have to find another way to say “I may not look like much, but I can pretend to hold my d*** real good. Let’s hang!” Then again, if you’re looking to connect with a girl whose profile pic is of her taking a dump in a urinal, then, jackpot!! I guess. Dating apps can be a wonderful way to connect, but they can be a great tool for finding even greater tools. But isn’t that the case with all social media? 

Bravo After Hours: The one celeb you'd love to hookup with or date?

Carrie: Jason Momoa…or his wife [Lisa Bonet].

Check out a highlight from Carrie's night with Kristen and Stassi, below.

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