Time (E/P)ShowEpisode
6:00 am
CHRISTIAN SLATER: INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO

7:00 am
JAMES FRANCO: INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO

8:00 am
JOHN CUSACK: INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO

9:00 am
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
THERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER

The Manzo's have had it up to their tinsel with Kim G. when Chris Manzo finds himself caught between his family and loyalty to his oldest friend. Teresa and Kathy deck their halls in preparation for their dueling Christmas parties. Melissa and her husband make a decision that leaves Teresa with a blue Christmas.

10:00 am
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
A VERY JERSEY CHRISTMAS

Visions of sugar plums dance in the housewives heads on Christmas morning. Santa brings all the women something nice but it's Caroline who gets something long overdue. Melissa deems herself the luckiest girl in Jersey while Teresa's Christmas ends on a sour note.

11:00 am
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
AULD LANG SYNE FOR AN EYE

It's a New Year and new beginnings for the housewives! Teresa stirs UP trouble with her new cookbooks while Melissa is lives out her dream from the comfort of home. Caroline's daughter Lauren pledges to lose weight in the new year while Jacqueline wonders if Ashley is just lost. The annual Brownstone New Year's Eve party sets the stage for backstabbing comments and bold resolutions as the clock ticks toward midnight.

12:00 pm
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
CHILD'S PLAY NO MORE

When Teresa and Melissa get their girls together for a play date it proves that adults don't always play as nice as the kids. Kathy and Rich decide that nature has blessed their daughter, but who's going to nurture her about "what boys want?" Meanwhile, Ashley gets a surprise visit from her father... Only to realize both parents have more than a family reunion in mind.

1:00 pm
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
BELLY UP & UP

Jacqueline's relationship with Ashley hangs in the balance when their war of words brings her to a heartbreaking decision. Teresa's financial problems grow when a visit with her lawyer reveals a giant new debt. All of the housewives head to Kathy's house for a food tasting where Caroline gives Kathy more than rave reviews. When Teresa and Melissa threaten to wreak the party, Kathy's surprise guests shake things up.

2:00 pm
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
BLACK AS INK

Caroline brims with pride when her sons, Chris and Albie, announce their plans to get rich by selling black water. Jacqueline tries to mask the pain when the grand opening for Lauren's cosmetic business brings her and her daughter Ashley face to face. Kathy hits the hookah with Jacqueline, Caroline and Melissa, meanwhile Teresa cries over spilled ink when her brother finally attends her book signing.

3:00 pm
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
SINGING IN THE PAIN

The ladies trade in their heels for running shoes for a charity race that brings out Teresa’s competitive side. Melissa debuts her song to a tough crowd in Hoboken. Teresa throws a birthday party for her daughter Milania, but Gia’s surprise gift leaves the housewives speechless.

4:00 pm
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
GET TO THE PUNTA!

The ladies leave Jersey for paradise as they travel to Punta Cana. Teresa gives Caroline and Al a VIP ticket to her sexy fashion show before the entire gang heads out on their private cruise. It’s all bikinis, beer and booze until Kathy and Teresa come to blows on the beach.

5:00 pm
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
AN INCONVENIENT TRUCE

The streets of Punta Cana are treacherous in heels. While the ladies dodge the dead animals that line the open air market the guys bust balls on the course. Back in Jersey, Ashley makes memories that will last forever …at the tattoo shop. All the housewives come together for the launch of Chris and Albie’s BLK water and a performance that puts Melissa’s singing talents "on display."

6:00 pm
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
PORTRAIT OF AN ITALIAN FAMILY

Teresa and Melissa bring the family together for a photo that is sure to be worth a thousand words. Kathy makes a decision that shocks her family as Jacqueline and a surprise visitor attempt to salvage hers. Teresa’s cookbook hits stands and the rest of the Housewives are none too pleased with some of the “recipes.”

7:00 pm
THE MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER
JERSEY IN THE HOUSE

“Mama’s Boys Jersey In The House” Patti is surprised with a visit from Caroline Manzo, the powerhouse of Bravo’s “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” who wants Patti to set up her two sons, Albie, 24, and Chris, 21. With looks, brains, and charm, Albie seemingly has it all, but ever since he has been seen on TV, he feels most girls are only after him for the wrong reasons. Patti brings in Body Language Expert Dr. Lillian Glass for a consultation and to help Albie identify the right girl. Chris is a whole different problem and Patti’s youngest client ever. He is a total goof ball who needs to learn how to be a man. Patti enrolls him in the MIT Program (Millionaire in Training) so he can discover how to woo a woman. In a “Millionaire Matchmaker” first, Patti sets up a spy camera and surveillance room at the mixer so she and her staff can keep an eye on the girls and see how they act when they think no one is watching.

8:00 pm
THE MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER
HELLO KITTY IN A ONE HORSE TOWN

“Hello Kitty In a One Horse Town” Patti has her hands full this week with two millionaires who have their own unique personalities. Robin is a curvy Hello Kitty fanatic that loves her dogs and owns her own PR firm. She is clearly delusional on all levels claiming to only date the hottest guys in Manhattan. Robin says that she will do anything to find true love. For the mixer, Patti brings some men that are indeed perfect for Robin, but also brings invites some guys that are way out of her league so she can test Robin’s true intentions. John is an entrepreneur with a clear commitment phobia. Patti is worried that he might have some anger issues, but finds out he is an avid horseback rider that really wants kids.

9:00 pm
THE MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER
THE RETURN OF ROBIN KASSNER

"Hello Kitty" superfan Robin Kassner is back with her bleach blonde hair, but in order for Patti to take her seriously, she must go through a makeover to lose the blond and pink. Last time she was a client, she disobeyed all of Patti’s rules. Patti hopes Robin has learned, and promises that if she listens, she'll have a chance at love. Both a Doctor and a Lawyer, Bradley dated one of the millionairesses this season (Stephanie Costa), and has now decided to take the plunge himself. But Patti, who didn't like him the first time around, likes him even less this time when he won't listen to even the simplest pieces of advice.

10:00 pm
THE MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER
PATTI MEETS HER MATE

Patti has always been open about being adopted, and contacts a family investigator to help track down her birth mother, with surprising results. Meanwhile, millionaires are still looking for love, and Patti helps set up a lesbian private chef, and a stoic businessman who tries to run relationships like a boardroom. Finally, Patti meets a man online, and starts dating him herself! Is this the man of her dreams and has the Matchmaker finally met her match?

11:00 pm
THE MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER
THE MAGNIFICENT SETH MEETS PARTY MARTY

David asks Patti to take a trip to Catalina with him for the weekend, but first she's got to set up two difficult millionaire clients who both need a lot of help. Seth Grabel, 29, is a Las Vegas Magician who’s looking for serious marriage material, but after being hurt, his criteria seems to be more about a girl's measurements than anything else. Patti tries to help him by making him perform his biggest trick yet -- passing her bikini test at the Pool of Temptation. Patti’s second client is Marty Yacoobian, a 32-year-old who got rich finding homes for movies to shoot in. Marty knows where the party's at, but can't seem to stay with a girl for more than one weekend. Can he mature enough to find the right girl to settle down with? Once the guys are on their dates, Patti and David finally leave town, but Patti has no idea about the surprise David has been planning for her.

12:00 am
THE MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER
THE NFL KICKER AND THE WORKAHOLIC

Patti is ecstatic when she finds out her first client is retired NFL punter, Mitch Berger. Patti loves setting up professional athletes and Mitch is perfect, he’s hunky, sweet and ready for marriage. The only problem is, being on the road for 25 years with teams, he’s never really grown up. Patti brings in ex-NBA star John Salley to advise Mitch in all things, including how to snare a sporty wife! Patti’s second client is artwalk and event planner Joe Moller. A bit of a workaholic, Joe grew up poor and made his money the old-fashioned way -- pure hard work. But can Patti get him to slow down and put away the cocky attitude long enough to attract a girl and keep her?

1:01 am
THE MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER
WOUNDED WALLY AND THE MAMA’S BOY

Daniel Negreanu is a 37-year-old World Class professional poker player who is done gambling with love. But Patti sends him to astrologer Christopher Renstrom, and soon Daniel has his confidence back. If he plays his cards right this time, he might even find love. Patti’s second millionaire is divorced, 40-year-old, family money heir Brian Holloway II. He’s a total Mama’s boy who brings his very English mama with him to meet Patti. Can Patti help Brian cut the apron strings and grow up?

2:02 am
THE MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER
DR. FRANKENSTEIN & MR. HIP HOP

Steve Lobel, a Jewish hip-hop manager from Queens who’s worked with everyone from Run DMC to Tupac. Steve looks and acts like a tough guy, but inside he’s soft like a teddy bear and wants to find his soulmate, settle down and have kids. Can the right woman get past the Queens exterior and see the gentleman inside? Patti goes toe-to-toe with her second millionaire, divorced, 40-year-old plastic surgeon Dr. Alex Simpolous. Patti is horrified that he might be looking for perfection, as he was more than willing to make “surgical enhancements” to his last ex-wife. Will he be able to get past this desire and get to know a girl on the inside?

3:01 am
THE MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER
A TALE OF TWO JIMMYS

Patti has a Jim and a Jimmy, and their names aren’t the only thing they have in common. First up is Jim Schramm, a 44-year-old entrepreneur from Beverly Hills who’s newly divorced and tends to show off his money, which can attract the wrong kind of girls. Will Patti lead him to a girl that’s not digging for gold? Patti has her work cut out for her with Jimmy Grdina, a 52-year-old divorcee from Scottsdale, AZ who is a perfectionist. Everything in his life is perfect, from the placement of the cans in his fridge, to the impeccable looks of his women. Can Patti break him of his perfectionist picker and teach him that there's more to a girl than just surface looks?

4:00 am
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