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May 27, 2010 - The Dish0

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71 comments
Therese H
Therese H

Eat your heart out Elmer Fudd!!!

rds
rds

I told you stop calling me. pay attention pleeeeeze

Anita Boston
Anita Boston

"You mess with my family"..."you're messing with me"!!!

Anita Boston
Anita Boston

Yeah, Danielle, Chris was right....you are in for a BIG SURPRISE!!!!

Cathy B
Cathy B

Alexa, Now tell me "are ou being safe"!

dzxmjf
dzxmjf

Where's Danielle ?

Desertrosebud
Desertrosebud

Now hand over the rest of the goods in the safe!

cara t.
cara t.

Sarah Palin's got nothin' on this Jersey Girl!

Memorial Day
Memorial Day

The party don't start 'til I walk in...CLIP'S COCKED...

Patricia S.
Patricia S.

Alexa, I told you not to bring the dog here!

ViewerAS
ViewerAS

New Jersey Bonnie and Clyde, who knew?

Tx Gal
Tx Gal

Go ahead Danielle, make my day!

Brenda D
Brenda D

Danielle you drew FIRST BLOOD!!

kylescoop
kylescoop

The Boom-Boom room...you are goin'down!

nbibb
nbibb

I don't need to flip a friggin table, this rifle will do a better job of getting my point across.

R Grayson
R Grayson

I'm not going to say it again..., "BE STILL DANIELLE!"

Singer
Singer

Come in Danielle!!

Kitty G
Kitty G

Wow! Danielle looks like a deer caught in my headlights with those eyebrows of hers!

Shashee
Shashee

Move a little more to your left, Danielle!

HeyJude1949
HeyJude1949

Move over Sarah Palin, here comes a Jersey girl. Watch out Danielle!

gerrydee
gerrydee

I told you..there is a curfew in this house!

Judi Almond
Judi Almond

Watch out Alaska, Jersey Girls do it too

Karina R.
Karina R.

Hey Michael Bay, you sure you don't want a housewife for Transformers 3?

patti2822
patti2822

What's that Danielle, Did you say you werent coming alone, wow me neither!

D. Philbrook
D. Philbrook

"I can see Orange County from my gun sight."

Sandi Kelly
Sandi Kelly

"Next dinner party I'm gona be packin' heat"

Julie A
Julie A

Ashley, stop bringing home your bags of dirty laundry!

Magpie52
Magpie52

With all respect...what do ya mean you don't serve Crystal here?

Michelle M
Michelle M

Sarah Palin's not the only gun-totin' momma in town!

ron k.
ron k.

Hold your chin up just a little higher Danielle!

RSVP
RSVP

Just sayin', Danielle!

NYC lover
NYC lover

"Come on...I dare anyone to flip the table..."

NormanMK
NormanMK

Boy! You're better than Sarah.

Tx Gal
Tx Gal

"Go ahead Danielle, make my DAY!"