Jenni Pulos

Jenni gives us her poetic interpretation of tonight's premiere.

on Aug 10, 20100

Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I would be photographed on the toilet. But in tonight's episode, "Mistakes Happen."

To recap:

Cat poo, dog pee, Sarah gets a golden shower.
Martinis anyone?

Jeff informs me my clock is ticking and my morals are suspect.
Martinis anyone?

Zoila calls Jeff a bitch, and I make a mistake.
Martinis anyone?

Jeff tells our new clients that their kitchen cabinet design looks like "Where should we put the menus?"
Martinis anyone?

Jeff Lewis Design now offers daycare.
Martinis anyone?

Oh yes, it is yet another great day at Jeff Lewis' office, this is Jenni, how may I help you?

Do I seem distracted? Well there is a man in the picture. A kind one who shares his french-fries and loves my doggies. Who can blame a girl? I am very grateful.

26 comments
mom2rescues
mom2rescues

The show's not the same without Ryan he had the eye for design & style.. Good show but with Ryan it was a 'great show'..

#1 Jenni fan
#1 Jenni fan

I love you Jenni - you handle Jeff so perfectly and I marvel at your patience with him! You are amazing!

beanie23
beanie23

welcome back jenni! do we get to see you rap this season?! love you!

Mary from Chicago
Mary from Chicago

it hurts to see Jeff treat you like that. Your doing the best you can, and its normal to make mistakes. we all make mistakes. It made me so angry how Jeff just went off on you like that. HE HAS MADE MISTAKES HIMSELF. It really makes me sick to see him act like that to you. I hope he appoligizes.

Mary from Chicago
Mary from Chicago

I am vary upset with how Jeff treated you and how he talked to you. He needs to chill out. Actually I was more then upset, I was appoled (sorry, my spelling is not up to par, please forgive me) It makes me sick to see him treating you like this. Your doing the vary best you can and really thats all anyone can ask for. Mistakes DO HAPPEN and he needs to wake up and not only relize that but accept it. I hope soo much he does appoligize, or atleast give you a little more slack. You are so sweet and soo funny and you brighten everyones day, you dont need him getting up on you like that.

John F
John F

Jenni you are the best! Keep on keepin on! Jeff could not survive without you & Zoila! Love the show!

Superfan Jerry
Superfan Jerry

Love you on the show Jenni! Guess we can't date now but glad to see that someone fell in love with a rapping lizard! Love seeing you on the toilet. Excited for the rest of the season.

Ty
Ty

You're awesome Jenni! You make this show. Tell Bravo to give you your own spinoff. Where's Deb btw? Does she make any appearances? Would love to see her.

212Viewer
212Viewer

Glad to see you back on Flipping Out in full force with your wit, patience and insight. Now that you have your own desk and computer, are you allowed to display pictures of your pets? So happy to see you enjoying and reveling in your new relationship with your very own Greek man...hope all works out and a baby comes at the end of your rainbow....

Ryan Guinto
Ryan Guinto

has anyone ever told you that you are the exact replica of elaine from seinfeld???? especially the hair!! you are beautiful though

YouCanDoBetter
YouCanDoBetter

Jenni, I'm such a fan of yours - you and Zoila are the main attractions of Flipping Out! Yet, Jeff's verbal tirades against you and Zoila are hard to watch and sucks to be on the receiving end. Is it worth it (or even healthy) to continue to be his verbal punching bag?! I think you are talented in your own right to sever such working atmosphere.

Since there is an uncanny resemblance between you, Bethenny, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus, you should a situation-comedy as three sisters with Zoila as the mother!

Viewer1215
Viewer1215

Dear Jenni,

You and Jeff have such a wonderful releationship. You can tell both of you care about each other deeply. I wish I had that sort of releationship with someone. Also, I am so glad the show is back. It is my FAVORITE show!

Shoppergirl0520
Shoppergirl0520

Yiasou Tzenni! Bravo koritsi mou! Esai kalo koritsaki!!! O Theos mazi sou! Love you, love the show!!!! So glad the season is back!

nicole in oc
nicole in oc

SHAKE, WIGGLE, GET YOUR ANTS OUT YOUR PANTS!!! YOU ARE TOOOOO CUTE! AND ANY WORDS OF ADVICE ON HOW GRACEFULLY YOU MOVED ON FROM YOUR SITUATION LAST SEASON!? YOU'RE THE BEST!

Fan from Arizona
Fan from Arizona

Please get your own show Jenni. You are the only reason we watch. Those summer ads are the best, and you look so happy this year on the show. Keep it up girl, keep Jeff in line!

Debbi Faye
Debbi Faye

I bet if Jeff ever makes a mistake he blames it on someone else. I thought it was really rude of him to expose you on the toilet. I really love Jeff, but he needs to be kinder to you and his other employees. I think it is wrong that he makes you work until 9 p.m. and all you get if a martini. You should also get dinner. Good luck w/your present relationship.

Love from St.Louis
Love from St.Louis

Jenni you are hilarious! I watched the marathon for part of the day yesterday as well as the premiere and you're timing is impeccable. We love you on the show!

David from LA
David from LA

Entertaining episode. I've been watching since the beginning and think you and Zoila make the show. You're both hysterical! Jeff's a bigger jerk than ever which is getting a bit old (yes...I'm repeating some magazine reviews but it's the truth). You put up with a lot more than I could ever. Jeff is certainly talented with design though. You're an amazing talent and I'd love to see you with your own show. Hope to see that in the future.

karentc
karentc

I am so glad you are not as passive with Jeff as you have been in the past!! Don't get me wrong I love Jeff but sometimes he is just a d-ck! Maybe you getting it (lol) on a regular basis has made you a much stronger WOMAN! Word of advice that fast food will catch up with you!!

Meshele in Ar.
Meshele in Ar.

Love you and your "quirkiness"!! I still sing the lizard song from Chloe's party!! We all love you and enjoy watching just for you and Zoila!!!

Avid
Avid

Great show, great poem. Jeff is lucky to have you. He is probably going to be hard pressed to find employees to put up with him. I hope he appreciates you and Zoila and treats you both right.

Does Jeff ever make mistakes? He seems to give you hell for every mistake you make. Curious what he does wrong and how you give him giref for it.

JanetB
JanetB

"Do I seem distracted? Well there is a man in the picture. A kind one who shares his french-fries and loves my doggies. Who can blame a girl? I am very grateful."

Martinis, anyone? :)

Welcome back, friend. You have been missed.

long time fan
long time fan

jenni, you are so sweet and funny! i love that you're in a relationship and happy...we all need good balance in our lives to give us "quality" of life! you and Jeff are very funny together like an old married couple, it's clear you both care about each other. keep up the great work and let the martini's flow!

Sandasavi
Sandasavi

Do we get to see more of you rapping this season? Love it, at least go on Watch What Happens again when Andy Cohen decided to get back to work and rap for us. Love you and happy you are happy in love!!

Monica Red Leaf
Monica Red Leaf

Jenni you do not seem "distracted", you seem like you are happy, like things are falling into place & you should not apologize to Jeff or anyone! Who cares if you don't eat, sleep & breath JLD every second of every hour of every day! Keep on keeping on! Martini's anyone?!

Sunny in NC
Sunny in NC

golden shower... rofl, wish I'd thought of that analogy. word of friendly advice...grenn is not your color.