There is a Time and a Place

Andy's "Monumental Meltdown"

Jenni Battles Lewd Snowmen

Jenni: "Crab Meat is Flying!"

Zoila was Kidnapped by "Inappropriate Aliens"

Gage and the Gramercy Drama

Jenni: Alianna is a Miracle

Jenni Talks Mini Cat Doors, Giant Paint Cans

Jeff's In-House Telenovela

Mammary Madness at Jeff Lewis Design

Jenni Talks Rough Nipples and Roller-Skating

Jeff Lewis Reflects on Monkey

Jeff and the L Word

"I Did Not Lie to Jeff."

Gage Doesn't Trust Andrew

Gage and Zoila's Endless Teasing

Jenni: Dreams Do Come True

Zoila's Tear-Filled Therapy Session

Jeff's New Boyfriend

Twist! Jeff Forgives Andrew - Ep 5

Jeff's Cockpit and Andy's Lying

Inspector Jeffrey

Andy, Andy, Andy

Workplace Etiquette

Jeff Lewis, Wedding Planner

Who's the Bitch?

My Wedding Heaven Meets Jeff's Cash Calculations

The Vagina Monologues

Get Your Kicks on Route Season 6


Grammercy Gardens

Rapping Up Season 5

Truck Gas

Jeff Wants to be a Paint Star

Hey, You Never Know...

Queen of the House

We Talk to the Animals

Hanky Panky and Stinky Pink

Lupe, Lupe, Lupe!

Not Getting the Whole Big Apple

An English Cottage on Acid

There is a Time and a Place

Jenni Pulos isn't sure about her new HR position.

I understand males think about sex constantly, but Andrew talks about it constantly! This has caused a real problem in our workplace. His internal edit is malfunctioning easily, and with Jeff as inspiration, we could find ourselves in some legally unpleasant territory. Gage questions Jeff’s need for employees as "in-house entertainers."

Jeff receives my thank you note for his very real support. We have a long history. Hope he enjoys the gift of El Pollo Loco chicken!

Lisa G, our new client, stands up to Jeff Lewis like no other. Jeff wants to raise her Calabasas remodel budget -- “I am not raising the fucking budget!” Jeff gets the message.

I talk to our contractor and try to sweeten the deal to lower his bid by offering my costumed rapping services at his children's parties. Vanina heads to Human Resources (me). Jeff publicly calls her bathroom habits into question, and I write several people up. Not sure about my newly appointed HR position. Awkward... Who do I report to? Me?

Andrew’s antics have not amused Gage one bit. He leaves work early to pet sit and tries to blame me for work not completed. Jeff explodes.

Lisa G.’s lawyer, Marci, is very clear about inappropriate workplace behavior. Andrew goes way over the edge with tuna fish. Sorry, Nancy!

Zoila gives Jeff the finger...showing him it’s injured.

Spring Oak has to pass inspection, and Andrew has forgotten five bags of needed rocks. An unhappy Yorkie in a pink t-shirt is squealing at the job site. The tiny dog is having separation anxiety locked in Andrew's car. Jeff cannot explode because an inspection is taking place.

Andrew is in tears later in the office. Gage says he has no available sympathy. Andy is relieved when Jeff does not fire him. He also cops to the fact he has not been one hundred percent honest...Tune in next week to find out WHO IS THE REAL ANDREW?

Zoila was Kidnapped by "Inappropriate Aliens"

Jenni discusses her return to the HR nightmare that Jeff's office had become.


At Gramercy Jeff says "Jenni can scan" when no one else can.
I guess I'm missed.
Megan forgets Chaz's file.
"Think I'd rather have that pregnant girl back." 
Jeff and Megan's car conversation
Makes me believe.
I guess I'm missed.

Chaz's La Mirada remodel has a tight, no-nonsense budget.
Termites and water damage add to the challenge.

Andy gets some tough love with a reminder…
Do not double park your car in the street with the keys inside.

Citrus, Jeff's rental property, is a lesson for Megan in Jeff Lewis Property Management.
I bet she does not think it involves hands-on trash can super skills.
"If we're at a job site and something needs to be done, Jenni and I just get our hands dirty and we do it."
I guess I'm missed.
I have major dumpster skills, so smelly trash cans are no biggie. Megan thinks being an assistant is a little bit of a step backwards for her.
As Jeff's assistant I have had to happily go backward and forward.

Remodeling Jeff's client Kelly's house cost more than expected.
Jeff takes Kelly shopping at Living Spaces for great finds at a reasonable price.

I return to Gramercy with baby pictures for a cocktail hour to celebrate Megan's birthday. Andy makes sure it is Rated X, and as HR I throw my hands in the air.
Zoila gives herself a suggestive chest rub and has concern about "goes boom."
Zoila has been kidnapped by the inappropriate aliens.