Cast Blog: #SHAHS

Asa Stays Golden

Asa thinks you should let GG's behavior (and facial expression) speak for itself.

Stay GOLDEN no matter how dirty things get around you.

OK, let me start off by saying that it's so funny to me that GG not once acknowledges how rude Omid was to us that night. I am so tired of this nose issue. And that she never has a single positive thing to say. Ever. She is filled with hatred and must be so unhappy in her life.

Even though (sadly), I don't expect any more from these two, it's still crazy to see your "friends" saying such rude and nasty things behind your back.

I love my family and there is nothing more I enjoy than hanging and eating with them. It makes me happy. But these talks of "going back to UCLA to get my PhD" are hilarious. I already have two degrees from UCLA in psychology and philosophy. I even walked at the graduation just for my Mom!

My parents don't understand what I do. This is even more motivation for me to make lots of money as an artist so that they can see it's "legit." Inshallah. One day they will understand what being a Persian Pop Priestess means. Meanwhile, I'm gonna hu$$le and werq hard to make my dreams come true.

I like seeing Lilly in action at work and I'm proud of her for pursuing her dreams.

It's nice to see MJ's dad and how she takes care of him. It's sad when our parents get older and you see them being physically so vulnerable. It would be interesting to see how her parents interact with each other.

Aww I'm happy for Mike. Jessica is a nice girl. I hope it works out between them. I think regardless of what he or his parents say, once he falls in love, they will accept the girl regardless of Jewish or Persian.

OMG Reza and I had such a fun day that day with the Persian psychic. We were both tripping out how accurate she was with what she said about him! Whoa.

Of course, Reza's gay life crises is nothing to laugh about, but he literally had me rolling and CRACKING UP all day with his Ferrari and Daisy Dukes comments.

It makes me sad seeing MJ at the therapist, but I am happy that she is dealing with her issues and ready to peel back the layers. Healing is definitely a process and initiating this process is the hardest part.

Awww Reza and Adam. They're super cute together. Reza needs to decide if he's going to commit or not. They are both great cooks by the way!

The pool party: There is no need to really blog about it. Just look at our faces (please look at GG's psycho face! It's alarming) and body language and listen to our words. . .make your own judgment.

GG's behavior is hilarious, sad, and disgusting all at the same time.

Dealing with her and MJ is like being in the Twilight Zone. There is no common sense or frame of reference based in facts or the truth. GG is forever a barking Chihuahua with tiny Chihuahua game barking loud talking too much and saying nothing. She needs boatloads of attention and train wreck is an understatement.

To sum up this episode: Stay GOLDEN no matter how dirty and wack things get around you.

MJ: Shervin's Biceps are Intimidating

MJ dishes on the flamin' hot photo shoot with Shervin.

Bravotv.com: Do you agree with Nima's theory that girls like likes?
MJ: Yes, Nima is correct. We live in a world where the intention of social media is to bring us closer together. But in fact, it's relegated us to "likes," and Nima is no exception. Attractive pics selling the dream are what people do. Perhaps, this was the epitome of living the dream, the ultimate example of #LivingVicariously.

Bravotv.com: Did Shervin rock the Flamin' Hot Cheeto shoot?
MJ: Shervin is too humble; he downplays his greatness. I look forward to seeing him bust out of his cocoon. It's probably a Nor Cal thing -- in Silicon Valley brains over everything. Bottom line, his biceps intimidate all men.

Bravotv.com: How disastrous was GG's decision to confront Mike at Shervin's party?
MJ: GG needed to do what she did. The secret needed to finally be delivered to Mike. Jessica, poor thing, does not deserve this. Golnesa and I tried to reach out to her that day, but it's a far from perfect situation.

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