Oh and -- as far as grooming -- goes it's not shocking that Reza likes a good ol' fashion disco bush to go along with his armpits. Meanwhile, Mike likes no bush. Which pretty much rules almost every Persian girl out of his dating pool (condolences to Mike's mom and dad). Unless, they bought that Laser Groupon that was going around a few months ago. Personally, I think Mike's machismo talk is phony. I didn't see any of his preferences on Jessica. She seems like a natural beauty! At least, from what I could tell on screen, fully clothed.
As for Reza, I imagine him to like his bush so big that it's triple canopied like the Brazilian rain forest. . .with monkeys swinging from trees, parrots flying around, and Shakira there trying to save it. To each their own!
Besides seeing Mike and Reza talk sex, we also got a glimpse of Lilly's black card from the infamous Ali while she shopped. I love that home girl has no shame in using it. As we learned in Part 1 of the reunion episode, Lilly gave her Virginity Card to Ali, so it stands to reason that she feels entitled to his line of credit. Not a bad rule to live by. Here's a question, if she's not dating him, then how much longer can she keep using that black piece of plastic? I mean, she got a few fancy cars out of it. What more does she want? Wanna know what parting gift I got to the man I gave up my V-card to? My Dido CD back. Let's not even go there. . .
Let's get to the drama portion. Besides MJ claiming that she's autistic in interview (side note: she really should not be throwing the term around like a joke. . .just sayin'), she did a lot of things on camera that were SO not acceptable.
How about we start with her being drunk at Reza's family's house in Great Neck? You all know I love MJ and feel for her, but she should have shown more respect for Reza's family. I'd be lying if I said she wasn't funny though. When she called Reza's dad "hot," I almost fell out of my chair laughing. MJ, you know Reza's dad is a former playboy. Why tease him? You're going to give the poor man a heart attack! You're at a religious celebration! Keep it together, ya Persian Snooki!
Nadine, Thanks for all the entertainment! You gave me some good laughs! Something I wish this show had more of!
Maybe MJ won't own up to having sex with Reza because, as a friend, she doesn't want to embarrass him....hard for Reza to relate to, but maybe her was a terrible lay! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I hope I haven't waited too long. I am desperately looking to find a persian relish that is usually served with meals. It consists of greens and has a unique taste. I used to serve it with "bottomjon" a dish made of lamb, eggplant in tomato/tumeric sauce, served over rice. Anyone who reads this, please contact me...please!
I agree with Vdavi your blog was the best of the show. Won't watch anymore this show has turned from Persian friends having fun to being vile and hateful.....no thanks!
Your blog recaps were definitely the highlight of this season! You really need your own show! And you're right, it was nice to end the season on a high note. I like all the Shahs for what they bring to the table.
Nadine! I'll miss your blogs. You made watching this show so fun. Your take on things was spot on, and so funny! Looking forward to reading you next season!
I was happy with the 1st season. I thought they were interesting and original and kind of a breath of fresh air. But this season was very disappointing. As it wore on I decided that I really don't like any of these people. They all seem like monsters.
This footage was "lost" for good reason. I found nothing redeeming in it for any of the cast members.
I enjoyed the lost footage until once again, at the end, MJ is shown in a really bad light. I'm not even a big fan of hers and she may have a problem, but it is one that should not be on TV. This is not the Intervention show. And Reza made another stupid comment. This time about Jon Benet Ramsey. Are you kidding me! This show has just become unwatchable. If it stays this way, I will not be watching next season.
Reza's comment about Jon Benet Ramsey was horrible! The poor child was murdered. Mike's comment about being ugly as a mongloid was horrible! The comments go on and on.This show is disgusting and needs to end. The only thing Andy Cohen seems concerned about are insensitive comments made towards gays. I for one am done with Bravo altogether.
These lost scenes do not change my feelings about Reza, Ass and Lily and possibly Mike. All disgusting people, saw blood on MJ and attacked.
We want some more lost footage please! Can u pass the msg to the bravo team for us plz or let us know who and where to ask it from? Thx!:-)