It’s only the second week of the Shahs and the golden hoop earrings have already come off. I’m shocked that GG gracefully waited until the second week to start a fight. And what was all the fighting about, you ask?
None other than big noses and egos -- which basically equates to every fight in (insert Persian household here). I kid, I kid. My mother would be mortified reading that so I had to put that disclaimer in for her. Mom (I know you’re reading), for the record, a comedian never apologizes for their jokes and I just did. You’re welcome.
If you guys haven’t watched the episode yet, here’s what you missed in a nutshell:
GG and MJ commiserate over Asa/Omid/GG/nose-gate from the last episode, while Pablo and Julio train to be fit Chihuahuas. The best part of the conversation was GG claiming she didn’t remember Omid’s hand up her skirt.
Here’s the thing. . .I know she was wasted, but the “I don’t remember, I was drunk” card only works in your 20s. For God’s sake, THEY WENT HOME TOGETHER! GG, come on! Where did you wake up the next morning? You’re only as good as your excuses. I feel like when she’s sober, she’s Golnesa, and when she’s a s---ty kitty, she’s GG. And GG was most definitely out at the dinner party.