Nadine Rajabi

Comedian Nadine Rajabi reflects on Asa's buried gold coins and Lilly's dog Coconut.

on Dec 3, 20120

SHAH-SHANK REDEMPTION

I just finished watching the season premiere of Shahs of Sunset, and they didn't waste anytime getting to the drama! This season there's a new girl in town and ton of flash with more gold, more of Reza's 'stache, and wait for it. . .more of GG's anger issues.

Let's dive in. The episode starts off with Reza visiting our favorite gypsy jetsetter, Asa. Asa has moved back into the house she owns as an income property. Asa tells us she thinks her and Reza are weird versions of each other, as evidenced by how over excited he gets seeing her $4,000 toilet.

Shockingly, Asa tells Reza that she only has $500 to her name, and that she needs to rent the house out fast so she can afford to pay her bills. Thankfully she tells Reza (and the rest of the Bravo viewers) her big secret, she has $30,000 worth of gold coins buried beneath her front porch in case she gets stuck. Some people use banks, while Asa finds solace in using concrete. She's so progressive.

Next we see MJ and her mom, Vida, transporting her mom's bird (or, as she would call it, her "Juju") to MJ's uncle's house. Vida reveals that that she's going on a Mediterranean cruise, just as Pablo reveals that he's not a fan of Juju. Somebody needs to tell these women that her Juju is under 40 lbs and needs a child seat.

11 comments
bittergage
bittergage

just watched the old version where sammy sets up mj with an old boyfriend. why are we celebrating how badly these men treat women. its really sad. these guys are all pretty fugly so not sure why they are so arrogant. the women on the show are one million times better then the men. go get 'em ladies - sammy should look in the mirror before he tells someone to get fit. what a joke he is.

ClassyD
ClassyD

Nadine you were spot on with this one!  I can't wait for more of this  :)

janeplank
janeplank

Nadine- I loved it! This is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of what you can bring to this for comic relief! I can't wait to read more of it!!! Good job girl!!!

Jane

samuraichic
samuraichic

Nadine, Ugg? Hilarious! You have to be on WWHL after the show some time.

saralynnenolte
saralynnenolte

I love your blog-Awesome start to this season-you are sooo funny :0)

 

 But Coconut-what about Coconut?! I'm completely captivated by this silly little spinning fluffy little cotton ball of a dog!

eve.emanuel.7
eve.emanuel.7

you are sooo funny...OMG...are you persian or what??I want you on this show.

alexa619
alexa619

Hahaha!!!! YOU are crazy, but I love it.. "brown, furry & sweaty.." lmaooooo cut it out!

shysharon
shysharon

you're so pretty, you should be on the show!

teresa.farley
teresa.farley

Yes they are self-absorbed, but that's why we love them so much, with the exception of GiGi.  Reza is the best thing on the show.  

 

janb55
janb55

Nadine--love your blog. You nailed it on the head with this self-absorbed group.