Are You Patricia Altschul?

It's time for your medicine.

1.  Do your selfies look like this?

Whoops. I cut off lemon trees in last picture. It would have been easier to learn Chinese than tweeting and instagram!

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2.  Does your home look like this?

3.  Does Lady Gaga tweet about how you are so much alike?

4.  Do you have a two-toned weekend Birkin bag?

@bravotv At #Charleston Food & Wine Festival with new drinking buddy #Southerncharm

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5.  Do you come home to find surprise boxes of See's Chocolates?

@bravotv #See'sCandies since 1921. Bet I can't eat just one!!

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6.  Do you own fierce floral pumps accented with a gold toe?

No more "old lady shoes" for me. #SouthernCharm

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7.  Do you enjoy martinis by the fire with your lap dogs Sigfried and Roy?

@bravotv a cozy martini with #Siegfried & #Roy by the fire #SouthernCharm

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8.  Do you casually drink $2,000 bottles of wine?

9.  Do you get stopped by fans while wearing a fur shearling on Bourbon Street?

#NewOrleans this gentleman recognized me on #bourbonstreet fan of #SouthernCharm. Next year's #Christmas card?

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10.  Do you consider private planes a form of commuting?

Off to #NewOrleans #frenchquarter #BlancheDubois #beignets #Creolecuisine #voodoo #SouthernCharm

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11.  Do your dogs have a country house?

Michael leading Siegfried and Roy away from their country house

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12.  Does your swan make your pool look small?

Does this swan make my pool look small

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13.  Do you have a personal helper named Michael to bring you your medicine?

14.  Does your idea of The Perfect Read contain the words pedestrian and banal in the same sentence?

15.  Do you quote Bette Davis on the regular?

Props to Buzzfeed for the inspiration for this post!

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