1. Below Deck Mediterranean
Case in point, the video above.
2. Ahoy, Mateys!
There's a new Captain in town, and her name is Sandy — Captain Sandy.
3. An Etiquette Lesson
Patricia Altschul is not holding back when it comes to sharing which members of the Southern Charm crew she thinks should crack open her book The Art of Southern Charm — and, as she explains in the video above, their names sound a lot like Landon and Craig. Heck, it is Landon and Craig.
4. Off Limits
According to Dorinda Medley, you never, ever bring up the kids. "I mean my daughter's 23. She's chosen to be on the show. She's an adult. They're kids. They're not part of the show. We signed up for this," she said. "You just shouldn't. I just don't go there. I don't mention husbands and I don't mention children."
5. Feeling Hazing
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