As M.I.A. says in her new single, "Y.A.L.A," "Alarms go off when I enter the building." She may be talking about the Real Housewives of Miami because during this week's two-part reunion, the women Brought. The. Fire!
But perhaps the most memorable moment -- y'know besides Joanna being accused of breaking up Yolanda Foster's marriage and being a hooker -- was the debate over whether or not Joanna's husband Romain is gay. That was Adriana's conjecture as to why Joanna and Romain's sex life has been a little lukewarm. While calling Romain to confirm his heterosexuality, Joanna's hubby speculated that Adriana's accusation stemmed from her disappointment over Romain's rejection. Adriana accepted that and everyone made up. JUST KIDDING! Adriana hit back, saying she wouldn't want a man with a...
Wait, what was that?
Thanks for repeating, Adriana. After all the yelling, my ears are a bit strained.
But, wait, did you say "limp penis"?!
OK -- just triple-checking.
Oh no! Apparently all this penis talk was too much for Kim Richards to take!
I guess it's time to go... before any other Housewives faint.
But, if you can handle a bit more, er, penis talk, go HERE for the ultimate "limp penis" GIF wall. You won't be sorry.