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Deeds & Titles: Retitling the 'Self-Reflexive' Art

Here's our take on (and retitling of) all 14 artestant's portraits showcased on last night's Work of Art.


Last night’s premiere of Work of Art challenged the artestants to create portraits of one another—in a metaphorical bring-out-your-subject’s-essence-or-something way. With only 13 hours to do so, the inaugural contest drew out a surprising amount of stellar pieces, including Miles’s episode-winning, neo-Pointilist portrait of Nao, Trong’s red-leather 3-D cube representation of John, and Abdi’s fiery painting of Ryan. On the chopping block was Amanda, whose overly abstract portrait of Jaime Lynn was called “very good wallpaper” by judge Jeanne Greenberg Rohatyn and “fall foliage fail” by us here at Bravo HQ. Here’s our take on all 14 wannabe works of art, replete with cheeky new titles and snap-judgment analysis.

John's Portrait of Trong


Retitled: "Trong 3 Ways"
Artestant's Explanation: John wanted to show John in the multiple capacities that he occupies as a flowering creative figure: "writer, curator, artist."
Our Snap Judgment: Kind of a snooze--nothing quite captures the eye, and the "mirror reflections" of Trong's tri-polar self look like they were filled with Photoshop gradients our middle school self used to be fond of.

Trong's Portrait of John


Retitled: "John3"
Artestant's Explanation: There's really no need to explain why you would do a portrait on a faux snakeskin cube, so Trong took the opportunity to be humble: "I'm not 100 percent pleased with it."
Our Snap Judgment: The painting is great, and although we're at a loss as to why red snakeskin was in any way necessary to the work, we do know that art made on red snakeskin is universally awesome.


Mark's Portrait of Erik


Retitled: "Making KITTENZZ Look Bad-Ass"
Artestant's Explanation: Mark had his amazing Photoshop skills to thank.
Our Snap Judgment: Okay, fine. The Photoshopping is pretty amazing.


Erik's Portrait of Mark


Retitled: "A Study in Clowns"
Artestant's Explanation: He kept saying something about being an "untrained" amateur.
Our Snap Judgment: We'll defer to judge Jerry Saltz on this one. As a portrait of Mark, the representation of Mark's likeness is "neither here nor there... this is a painting of a clown."

Peregrine's Portrait of Nicole


Retitled: "Nudie Nicole"
Artestant's Explanation: Basically, Peregrine said that Nicole draws a lot of nudes, so she figured she'd give her a taste of her own medicine. Nicole's response: "It captures a part of me, but not 100 percent."
Our Snap Judgment: Nicole's right... there's something missing in this nude: her right boob is completely covered by a swatch of dangling hair.

Nicole's Portrait of Peregrine


Retitled: "Falcon-Eyed Peregrine"
Artestant's Explanation: To paraphrase: your eye really can't miss this one.
Our Snap Judgment: Those blue eyes are intense.

Jaime Lynn's Portrait of Amanda


Retitled: "Seeing Double: Amanda As Optical Illustion"
Artestant's Explanation: Jamie says "a little bit of glitz" gives the painting an air of "nobility."
Our Snap Judgment: Going with the nobility theme, this portrait could work well as an artsy

Amanda's Portrait of Jaime Lynn


Retitled: "Ethereal Amanda"
Artestant's Explanation: Amanda didn't want to use Jaime's face as an identifying marker.
Our Snap Judgment: Fall Foliage Fail.

Miles's Portrait of Nao


Retitled: "Nao That's What We Call Neo-Pointilism"
Artestant's Explanation: The pixelated representation of Nao's face offers a "small little point of relief."
Our Snap Judgment: Love the over-embossed face double hovering above the main face, and also the re-imagination of late 1800's pointilism.

Nao's Portrait of Miles


Retitled: "Miles of Dots and Lines"
Artestant's Explanation: The dots and lines somehow represent Miles's face? Even the judges were perplexed, and she delivered this zinger: "I’m not responsible for your experience of my work."
Our Snap Judgment: Don't snap at the the people who hold your fate in their hands. Never, never get snippy with the judges.

Jaclyn's Portrait of Judith


Retitled: "Judith Is Burning"
Artestant's Explanation: The black-and-white face surrounded by a maelstrom of red hues captures Judith's resilient essence.
Our Snap Judgment: When Judith said that she "disliked the expression" Jaclyn put on her face, we had to laugh, because: while saying that with a grimace, the expression on her face was exactly that of Jaclyn's portrait.

Judith's Portrait of Jaclyn


Retitled: "Jaclyn Is Purple and Proud"
Artestant's Explanation: The purple background and "proud" words captures Jaclyn's resilient essence.
Our Snap Judgment: Okay, it's abstract and all, but here's what comes to our mind when thinking about Purple Pride: (1) that was the slogan for our middle school track team, and (2) the gay pride parade.

Ryan's Portrait of Abdi


Retitled: "Adbi After Impressionism"
Artestant's Explanation: Ryan got his panties in a twist when he saw his tiny, shriveled work of art next to Abdi's massive piece. "I'm worried about the scale," he said. This is pretty much the art world equivalent of male insecurity about penis size.
Our Snap Judgment: Forget about scale, the background colors are richly hued and perfectly Monet-esque.

Abdi's Portrait of Ryan


Retitled: "Ryan Is Smoking, Hot"
Artestant's Explanation: Abdi says he really went outside of his "comfort zone" on this one.
Our Snap Judgment: If I had been a little more abstract, this could've beaten out Ryan's to be the winner.

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The supermodel sisters stun at the high-profile affair.

Gigi and Bella Hadid are arguably two of fashion’s biggest up-and-comers right now, so it made sense that they both made an appearance at one of fashion’s biggest nights.

The daughters of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Yolanda Foster chose very different looks, but turned many heads at the high-profile and glamorous soiree. 

Gigi shared a behind-the-scenes pic of her prepping for the ultra-exclusive event, putting some pretty pink lipstick on her pout.

Met prep.. @patrickta x #maybelline

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Bella also shared a snap of herself relaxing prior to the event, Facetiming someone while overlooking the Big Apple.

A lil facetime prep with a view before #MET ball!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀😻😻😻

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It may have been her first time walking a #MetBall red carpet, but Gigi rocked it like a pro! The supermodel stunned in a Diane von Furstenberg gown that showed just the right amount of skin. The model was very humbled by the designer’s creation, saying she “would be honored if Diane made a paper bag for me, let alone this beautiful piece!!!” Aww.

Little sister Bella followed suit showing off some long legs and a high bun. Get it, girl!

thank you @topshop #METgala ❤️

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Gigi even picked out her favorite looks for the night. Drum roll, please? Top honors according to Gigi went to Zendaya and Kim Kardashian. Congrats, ladies!

Being this beautiful isn't easy, but luckily the Hadid girls have each other. Bella assisted her big sister down the stairs (alongside Kendall Jenner) at the Gala by holding one half of her train up. "I got your back," she writes in the Instagram post. So sweet!

I got your back @gigihadid 👭

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The sisterly love continued at the after party where the pair were spotted holding hands as they made their way through the crowd.

Side eye & a tight grip

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After a long night of slaying, Gigi was ready to hit the sheets, but made sure to say goodnight to her fans.

My fave #MetGala photos to be posted tomorrow.. til then, goodnight loves🌛

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