Kim Zolciak Wants to Be Gay in Her Next Life
The Atlanta Housewife says she had no idea she’d become an icon in the gay community.
Kim Zolciak is making plans for future. The really, really distant future.
The vivacious blonde spills to Access Hollywood that the next time around, she wants to be a gay man. Got that, God?
“Honey, I want to be gay in my next life because those boys -- never in my life have I seen such beautiful men in one location.” She’s, of course, referring to the White Party -- a celebration in Palm Springs, CA that lures gay men with Taylor Lautner-like abs as far as the eye can see. Kim took the stage to perform at the bash, and may have almost popped a boob out. They’re gay. No biggie.
While those are lofty aspirations for the afterlife, we give Kim credit for earning brownie points now. Before dating Atlanta Falcons’ Kroy Biermann, she was taking a swim in the lady pond -- as Andy Cohen so gracefully puts it -- with DJ Tracy Young, who helped remix Kim’s single “Tardy for the Party.”
“I’ve not been with a woman in my life,” she coyly claimed on Watch What Happens Live amidst rumors to the contrary.
Later Kim came clean to Life & Style and told the mag, “The first night we met, we just connected on a different level. We ended up talking for two hours. We gradually became closer. There were sparks, but [physically] it was a gradual situation. Tracy made the first move. Our first kiss was passionate and exciting.”
Walking the straight line once again, Kim’s newbie co-star Cynthia Bailey called her out as a phony lesbian bluffer. “She puts it out there and then doesn’t want to talk about it,” Cynthia tells Hollywoodlife. “I will say for the most part I think Kim will do whatever she needs to do to stay relevant.”
And the drama wheel keeps on turning.