Lisa Vanderpump: I'm Leaving My Husband for George Clooney
Scram, Stacy Keibler.
Ken, there's something Lisa's been meaning to tell you.
"[George Clooney] is the most gorgeous man, and as soon as he comes to his senses, I'm leaving my husband," the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star joked to The Insider.
So how does Lisa plan to seal the deal that Elisabetta Canalis, Sarah Larson, and others could not? "The way to a man's heart is through his tummy. Trust me," the author of the newly published Simply Divine: A Guide to Easy, Elegant, and Affordable Entertaining says about taming the notorious bachelor.
But she may also want to try adopting a frat boy sense of humor. Mr. Sexiest Man Alive recently told Rolling Stone. "Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier."
Maybe Ken doesn't have anything to worry about after all.
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