Patti Stanger Dissects Julian Assange's Online Dating Profile
Our love doctor diagnoses the WikiLeaks founder as arrogant, bitter, and traumatized.
Patti Stanger didn't need CNN to tell her that WikiLeaks' founder Julian Assange is toting some serious deal breaking baggage. All she had to do was look at his anonymous online dating profile.
Esquire showed Patti Julian's leaked (how's that for karma?) OK Cupid profile, but withheld Mr. Looking for Love's identity until the end. Remember the guy on this season's Millionaire Matchmaker who looks like Uncle Fester's cousin? The one with the weirdo stare who served his date fermented duck embryo? Julian Assange makes that dude look like Ryan Reynolds.
Right off the bat Patti didn't get a good feeling about him — and those rape accusations had nothing to do with it. The Australian native kicks off his self-summary with "WARNING: Want a regular, down to earth guy? Keep moving. I am not the droid you're looking for." Sounds like the start of something magical, huh?
"He's leading with his negative foot," Patti told Esquire. "This man has been bruised. He's been burned. He's going to attract the diva-drama bitches."
Julian's still in the cocky category, but the controversial political figure got a boost on the "stay away" scale once Patti read more. Describing his ideal mate, he says, "I like women from countries that have sustained political turmoil. Western culture seems to forge women that are valueless and inane. OK. Not only women!"
Patti's somewhat patriotic response? "This is the most bitter man alive. This man is so bitter... Maybe Mommy left Daddy, maybe Mommy cheated on Daddy. He's a nasty son of a bitch. And you know what? He should get out of this country. Go move to France, they take everyone."