So, Week 2, I’ve got Brian and I've got Dave. Dave is the ultimate millionaire. He’s my Vancouver guy. He's the guy whose got nothing but money, self-made, Jewish, good-looking, handsome, I mean, David Duchovny has nothing on this guy. And then I’ve got Brian. Brian is by way of Staten Island, he’s a kid that made a few bucks, became a millionaire overnight, playboy-style. He's the reformed playboy guy. Where Dave is like, old-fashioned, old-school, thinks that a girl can't be an entrepreneur and be barefoot and pregnant at the same time. I got two hardships on my hands this week.
So, I go up to meet Brian at his house. It's Bench Warmers Du Jour, that's his company, these little cards you collect with hottie-pitotties on the front, okay, similar to baseball cards meets Playboy, and he's got the goddesses on the couch and they're checkin' me out to see if I’m worthy of the mission, you know. His mom's in the background, calling all the shots. He's like a typical Jewish guy from New York. And he's like, "Patti, I want a girl like you. I want a strong girl. I want an entrepreneur. I want, I want, I want." I'm like, "ALRIGHT."
Then I meet Dave. Dave does not believe somebody can work and still be a good wife. So, I think to myself, "I"m going to call my girlfriend Tori Spelling. I'm going to hobnob over to her house and show him how she built this empire from scratch, didn't live on the coattails of her parents' money, and still procreates to this day, has two children, one on the way, not to mention chickens and animals floating about as she’s cooking and making scones in the kitchen." He meets her, falls in love with her, and is like, "OK! I see! You can have it both ways!"
Patti, I love you & all of the great advice you give. Also glad you are back in Calli because NY just didn't respect your skills... I have been watching you & noticed that you have an issue with you low back/left hip (I'm a massage therapist). May I suggest you consult with a neuromuscular massage therapist. Just a concern cause I want to see your show for a long time to come. Thanks for such an entertaining hour.... Verlalia
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What happened to your show? Saying if a woman does, this, that & whatever else, the guys sure to get a "BJ" that night. What is going on? Knd of vulgar towards women. Also, are you kidding with saying Tori Spelling did everything on her own??? Like she came out of obscurity and beat the pavements to find work? Wow. Keep it real.
Patti, I don't know what your doing but you look great! How did you loose all that wieght good for you. I love how honest and open you are with your clients most can't take the truth, also Torri did do it on her own if viewers remeber her mother gave her nothing, so good for her I've always been a fan, the chicken in the kitchen "free ranging it " was a bit much , but she is great keep up the great work.
Love you and your show great clip with torri happy to see she doing great. How did you loose all the weight you look fabulous. Don't change a thing
Patti, Your show is great and I love it, but, your language is atrocious! It would still be great without the vulgar talk. THINK ABOUT IT??? OKAY??? I just turned the tv on one day and started watching your show and fell in love with it. I will still continue to watch it, but, just do away, if you can, with the ugly talk. Love ya, dat55
Patti , i love you ,your the bomb.lol hope to get your attention you can friend request me on F B. barry browning danville va. i don't know your age but i love your style. i feel that we are close to the same age. i wish we could go out. i promise to make you laugh & feel like your the only woman in the world. i have been divorced for 3 years & it's hard to find quality women . i have been trying to date but i can't seem to find the right match. will you help me find love? lets see if we have chemistry ? take a chance i might be the one your waiting for. i wish we could meet in person then maybe you will know what kind of person i really am. God Bless you , Barry
I am so glad someone shares the same opinion about red heads. Just wanted to say the firecracker comment made my day! Thanks Patty!
Patti, I love your show watch it every week, you look great. Bought your book can not stop reading it over and over! Anyone reading it will surely come away thinking they have a new best girlfriend! I was pleased to find out you are spritual and a total optimist! Thank you, Ellen
I think you're doing a wonderful thing by helping these people find LOVE. You cannot underestimate this. I enjoy watching this show with my girlfriend and soon-to-be wife. Keep doing what you do, and we'll keep watching!
Hi Patti, One of your episodes the Botox drama Queen had a melt down when he came to the hotel to pick her up. The red dress he sent her was way to big and when she got to the car she took one look at him and turned around and went back into the hotel screaming. Patti, He took my breathe away at the car that night and when I was watching your show he walked into that room and spoke. Goodness...I know he is so far away from me but Patti will you let him know that someone saw him from far away and he took their breathe away. I live in Huntsville,Al and am 50 years old and a widow. My husband passed away 1 year ago from a sudden death. (we were together 18 years) I am 5'3,137 lbs. brunette(except when I have to see the highlight fairy), i love being outside,inside,movies,boating(which I currently own a 44 ft Sea ray) we are on the Tennessee River in Huntsville,Al. I love your show and love your team. Dee
I am probably not the typical viewer for your show..... and I hope you don't mind my comment. I am 45 and have been married for over 20 years, to the same man even! However, you are amazing and honest and your staff compliments you to a tea. I was born in L.A. and lived and traveled all over the world.....and have seen so many of the same types of men and women you set up! Sooooo funny! You call it as you see it and you are always right! That's what I love about the show!
If you ever do a makeover show for 40+ women that are still hot and feel hot.......let me know! I love your style and would take advantage of any oppertunity to have your input! So would my husband ;)
Patti I frekn' love you and your show cast etc. You are so real and that's what a lot of these guys and girls need Kuttos. I am very interested in being on your show I am an entreprenuer myself of course not a millionare yet lol but AM on my way. I would love to meet a wonderful guy that has his own so the pressure is off of me and focused on the relationship. I am 31 and am looking to first be treated like a real lady corted then marry. I am currently celebant until God...or Patti lol sends the right one. I totally agree w/ the NO sex on the first date practice. That is such a turn off I'm looking for more. Patti Please help how do I get on your show? Love ya hugs and kisses Lotus.
I think your GREAT! and I'm sure I am not the typical viewer. I am 45, have 3 awesome boys and been married over 20 years! I think you are so spot on with almost everyone.......ummmmmmm.....what the hell was up with the guy you took to Tori's house? He was a douche and he picked the one girl that was a sleeze.................:( Good TV I guess....lol I was offered a job a couple of years before I got married to work for a company that did video dating. I was to do the interview! My boyfriend at the time wouldn't allow it! I was young and stupid! I have been on my own since I was 16 and lived all over the country and world by the time I met my now hubby. So I have seen and experienced so many of the types I see on your show! I think that is why I got hooked......I wanted to see how they matched! Your amazing, funny, spot on and if I ever had the chance to get a makeover by you..............I could mark off something else from my bucket list! LOL Keep up the fantasitic job!!!! Love Ya!
But I think you are amazing and if you ever took on clients to do makeovers I would so be in-line!
I Love Torri and respect her & her marriage she's the type of wife I want to be still able to juggle it all and still look great doing it.....kuttos Patti great example to bad he was a duch!
This was the first time to watch your show, and I so Love it!!! Its too bad your not in Nashville, Tn (Aka Nashvegas) I would love to meet you, you seem like such a Fantastic Lady with great confidence and spunk. You remind me alot of myself, self assertative and very confident. You Rock! Keep up the good job in finding the match just for him. Hey, if you ever wanna find a match that wants a good southern girl don't forget about us here in Nashville. Even though we are here and not there, its only geography. :) Take Care
Patti! What ever happened to P.J and your friend Amy? Did it work out? If not, is P.J. still available? I absolutely adore him!!!
Hi Patty, I started taping your show last season and just watched your first episode this season. I was so excited to learn you relocated to LA, absolutely the better coast. I'm a single 47 year old native os Southern Calif. If you have an older gentleman to set up, I'd love to be considered for a mixer. Enjoy the show, you and your staff. Keep up the great TV!!!
Well I guess we all have to make a living somehow. And you picked millionairs. These guys, and gals are not going to change because you get involved. But then it keep food on the table.
Hi! Patti: I love your show, is some way that I could be part of it???
Thanks for the wonderful hour yo give us..
Hey Patti, Love your show I wish I was a millionairess so I could have you help me. I've been thinking your show has been on for 5 years do you think you can do an episode about a couple that you set up on the show and they got married and perhaps had kids? or whatever happened to.....? I was interested in what happened to Heidi and the Candian millionaire Bill I think his name was. Some success stories where they got to the alter. Do that Patti I'd like to see that. Love your show Love you keep getting your wings from Heaven.
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OMG... I was watching some of your reruns from seasons past... And I almost lost my cookies when I saw Dallas (the black Satanist) from Rock of Love with Brett Michaels. I laughed till I cried. I mean really???? What was she thinking. SHe is definitely not millionaire girlfriend material. She can rock a pole dance though.
Patti, First of all, I must comment on something someone said in a previous comment. Tori Spelling gave up her inheritance due to the feud with her mother. Secondly, in watching some of your reruns, did you realize that Dallas (pretty black chick with lip ring) was also on VH1's rock of love with Brett Michaels?? Hysterical. I just think that she missed being on TV and showed up so that the world would see her ridiculous face again. I hate to admit that I watched that, but it was like a train wreck and I could not look away. Back to Tori Spelling. She actually branded herself and made most of her money. The hard way. WORKING.
I would be interested in dating David Mezheritsky. An intelligent Eastern European man's ideas once articulated can certainly seem cocky, but there is humor in it.
Love your show! I'm 53 and lost my husband 3 years ago. After reading the posts from other viewers, I relaized i'm not the only mature viewer which benifits from your dating advice. Could you do a couple episodes for the mature viewer. We need love too....... I would be interested participating. I'm 5'11, 135lbs, blonde, blue eyes. I have good values and morals and give the best BJ this side of the rockies.... Give Us a chance Patti..... I just want a partner who wants to live the rest of his life living and loving!!!!!
Patti on the August 26th show please don't let the most breath taking man in the world go by without knowing that Alabama has eyes for him.
I watched your show for the first time this week. The guy from Vancouver - David Mezheritsky - made me ashamed to be a Canadian. He was the most shallow and vain creep I've ever seen, on TV or otherwise. He made my skin crawl. I don't believe for a second that such a lowlife made himself a millionaire. He reeks of parental money. Your word for him is correct - douche.
Turquesa said it right, David is a douche. The ultimate douche. Self-made? Please. I hardly believe that David received a public school education while flipping burgers at Mcd's like the majority of teens so he could go to the movies on the weekends. His arrogant sense of entitlement is not the result of a modest upbringing; it is the result of living a life that is completely disconnected from reality. This sense of entitlement is characterized by an attitude that says, "I'm rich and therefore I should have x,y,z." David is a superficial, two-dimensional human being because he never developed his character. David (and men like him) base their self-worth on the money in their pockets. Consequently, they attract women who value them solely for their money. What else have they got going for them? They never cultivated true character. If they had, they wouldn't need Patti's help! This show should be called "Socially Inept and Wealthy" but that isn't as catchy as Millionaire Matchmaker.