What do you get when you cross a Chippendale and a defensive end?
One hell of a sexy Super Bowl!
This week we had quite the combo with Marcellus and Michael. Marcellus wanted to interview his way to a perfect family and Michael wanted to rock and roll with a 26-year-old blonde guitar over his shoulder. We had our work cut out for us so time to find the right girls for these lads.
Marcellus was easy. We found amazing, hot, and intelligent girls. It was now up to him to make that first down. Michael, on the other hand, needed a big reality check so we brought him women that were age-appropriate. I'm sorry but when you're pushing 60 and you only want late 20s, that's just creepy! No girl wants to date her daddy -- unless she's after just one thing!
The guys couldn't have made me more proud by choosing the right ladies. Marcellus chose Monique and Michael chose Rolana. Now on to the dates! Marcellus thought it would be great to have a friendly tennis match because -- here we go again girls love to sweat on a first date right?! NOT! Marcellus we get it you love sports, but making a girl run around smacking a ball and sweating is not going to get you a touchdown know what I mean? After their Wimbledon adventure, they cleaned up and had a nice dinner. The award goes to Monique for following our rules and deflecting the conversation when Marcellus brought out the ESPN halftime show. Those kids were cute weren’t they?! I see baby linebackers in their future!
Meanwhile in wine country, the hills were alive with the sound of music and hot air balloons. Michael surprised Rolana with an early morning balloon ride then dinner in a barrel room. You know what would have been prefect. . .a string quartet and then a serenade!
Oh wait that happened didn't it? I bet that barrel room had great acoustics. Kidding aside it was quite sweet of him and touching to see Rolana moved to tears over Michael's Vegas lounge act. I just really wished he brought in a male review -- now that's entertainment!
All in all it was a successful week GO TEAM!