So what do you get when you cross a Creole cutie and a Jewish gigolo? Just another day at the office! Yes this week we had two young bloods William from San Diego and Brandon from LA by way of Louisiana. Let's start with the schmaltz shall we?

William. Oh William you sweet, young, wannabe kid you. With your sexy this, and sexy that, and I take girls to bed not mom je ne sais quoi. Enough with the fake player business because as the saying goes, "He who brags about it ain't getting any." His type, Lucy Liu meets Eva Mendes -- the more exotic the better. All William needed was a session with Pat Allen and he'd be good to go right? I’m not betting my gelt on this one.