Destin Pfaff

Ep 2: Destin is so disgusted with a client that he dubs the Millionaire "Dr. Centipede."

on Jan 17, 20130

The Human Centipede and the Hip Hop Hero

When I was a kid, I LOVED old school Universal horror movies (still do) - Creature From the Black Lagoon, The Mummy, Wolfman, Dracula and, of course, Frankenstein. So you’d think I’d be excited to meet a real-life Dr. Frankenstein. Well… I wasn’t. Creepier than any horror movie I’ve ever watched: meet Dr. Alex. A porn-associated doctor with a cut-happy blade, Dr. Alex turns women into works of “art.” From their vaginas to their boobs, Dr. Alex is one-stop shop. He’s also my client.

Reluctantly, I took him on – and of course Patti and Rachel had their gag reflex tested while they watched his video. Rachel’s guy, Steve, a white, bald, hip-hop producer, initially didn’t seem much better either. After some wrap-up and complaining, I sent Patti to her possible demise: a meeting with Dr. Alex.

The meeting went as “expected,” but we have a job to do… and do it well we do.

Our recruiting session went spectacularly (thank you, Mara) and the girls were perfect for the gents. Well, except for the one who thought we were calling her Drunk. Not drunk as in “You’re drunk” but as in “Is your name Drunk?” Yeah, occasionally a few wackadoos sneak in. In retrospect, she may have been perfect for Dr. Alex. “Good morning, Honey. What’s this on my chest? Did you make my boobs bigger again and I didn’t notice? Oh, you.”

8 comments
elsaro9
elsaro9

I was completely impressed by how Valerie sat down and directly addressed the disgusting assumption by Alex: I probably would have laughed nervously and found some silly excuse to get out of there. Her direct approach tells a lot about her character, and it also showed me that I need to be more confident about taking people to task when they are blatantly disrespectful.

shysharon
shysharon

why do you sound so surprised?

Patty2Also
Patty2Also

 I too felt like taking a shower after I saw what was done to Alex' date.  Patti betrayed yentas everywhere when she took him on, apparently for the sake of ratings.  And if it is not bad enough that she duped the woman into going on a date with this sick man, the poor woman had to sit in the same room with him the next day to get an "apology".  I got the impression that this man couldn't feel sorry for anything where women are concerned.  (And a plastic surgeon who is a great artist worth only a million??? He should've gone into accounting or legal - there's real money there.)

melethan
melethan

destin i really like you will you tell patti i left her a comment on the frankenstein blog. i really hope she reads it. she really needs to say sorry to some people, or maybe she just doesnt  know how. she really hurt my feelings. thanks

JEBFP6969
JEBFP6969

You know what?  You should have passed on this one.  It made all of you look bad taking on   Dr Creep.  Love you all, but this put a bad taste in my mouth for the show.  I'll have to miss a couple of episodes until the Dr fades out of my memory.  I think he has scarred me for life! 

SueFo64
SueFo64

When I saw the first run of this episode, I thought Dr Alex was so much of a cartoon character, that this HAD TO BE scripted.  Now I am watching the rerun on this is a doctor who probably inhaled (and drank) too much formaldehyde in med school.  From his obsession with body parts, to his big d!ck (I think he measures his height for that, not his 5th appendage), to real men don't cuddle... this man is destined to be alone.

 

TrudyBravoGirl
TrudyBravoGirl

Destin.. First you are really rockin that hair cut.. Love it and of course Rachel just beautiful.

 

I had to take a shower after watching Dr.FrankSlime..OMG What a LOSER!  It was obvious after the first minute that he had a Narcissistic personality disorder, no character and absolutely no morals. Creep is right!  If his reputation as a Dr. survives after this then there are those who haven't watched the show or are Porno Wanta Be's . He's not even a Poser.. He is full blown slimeball who made my skin crawl..

 

Lucky you to have to deal with this dreg of society. As always loved the show.. and was rivited by this Human Trainwreck..

 

This is my first post..couldn't wait to come over to put my 2 cents in about this D-Bag..    

mlzsinger
mlzsinger

 @Patty2Also This guy the way he presents himself and talks make me sick . I am looking at the show now and I literally want to throw up if I sat and even talked to him. Definitely did not like him as a person at all.