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Patti thinks it won’t be long before these two are following their friend Nene Leakes’ lead down the aisle.
Patti hopes they master cloning so Justin can date himself, but she's ecstatic Michael let his inner nerd hang out.
Patti can't believe "Vegas" Dave walked out on her mixer -- he couldn’t get a quality girl in a million years.
On paper Patti's clients are a "girl's wet dream," but this frat brat and shy dentist need our Matchmaker’s help.