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The Critical Dick Goes Home Alone

Patti has a news flash for bad boy Chad and fixer Justin: nice guys get to bring home the girls.

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This was a great week. My first client this week is Justin Cooper. He’s an ad man from Chicago who’s blind in one eye due to glaucoma. His problem is he tries to fix the girls he dates. News flash guys: if you date a girl who you think is broken, it’s not going to work out. I need to find him a woman that doesn’t need his fixing. 

My other client is Chad Towersey, an ad sales executive from Orange County. He’s a critical dick, acts like a douchebag -- but I think he’s all bark and no bite. He thinks his attitude as a bad boy gets him laid. And maybe it does, but girls won’t want to trust him or stay with him. I know once he let’s go of the bad boy dick personality, it’s going to be a lot easier for him to find someone he can stay with a long time. 

Because both my clients work in ad sales and advertising, we have a ‘Mad Men’ themed mixer in the office. It was a blast. Martinis were all over the place. I don’t know how they got any work done in the '50s and '60s with all the drinking. 

Justin picks Becca for his master date and he takes her to the VodBox where they taste vodka in the freezing cold – that sounds like really fun. I love this idea. You and your date put on furry jackets and hats, huddle together to keep warm. Perfect! As if this wasn’t enough, Justin takes Becca to Opaque for dinner where they eat in complete darkness. This is pretty amazing. Everything is done by touch -- touch, touch, touch -- including when Justin slides up next to Becca for a big kiss. Justin actually killed it. Nothing to fix here, nothing’s broken on this date, this all went great.

Chad picks Frances who’s great for him since in addtion to being gorgeous she is British like Chad’s dad. For his date, Chad takes Frances to Jujutsu class where they roll around grappling and wrestling with each other. I personally would have murdered Chad if I were Frances, but she seemed to have a really good time. At least Chad made up for it by taking her a very nice dinner where they got along great. Guys take note: The critical dick goes home alone and the nice guy brings home the girl. Chad figured it out in the end. 

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Making a Match: Finding Romeo's Juliet

Patti talks working with rap royalty Romeo Miller, aka Lil' Romeo, and helping him master the love game. 

Season 8 of The Millionaire Matchmaker is one of the most dramatic ever. This time around, Patti Stanger is helping plenty of unlikely clients find love, from Perez Hilton and Larry Birkhead to Bravo's own Real Atlanta Housewife Sheree Whitfield!

Each week, we're asking Patti to weigh in on every episode in her exclusive blog. She'll tackle everything from the good (Lil' Romeo's all grown up!), the bad (a shirtless first date?!) and the hilarious (Patti talks using tongue!). 

This week, she talks about finding love for Master P's son and rapper Romeo Miller, teaching us all about first dating kiss etiquette and more. Check out the latest episode vlog below and watch past episodes here.

Okay this week I had a really fun client, 25 year old Romeo Miller. He comes from rap royalty, he’s the son of Mater P. and he was famous as a little kid, you probably remember him as Lil’ Romeo. Well, Lil’ Romi is grown up and is looking for love.

Romeo has got a posse of friends and they all go out together at the clubs and they hid on all these women and I think if I can break him of the friend’s habit then I may be able to help him find a partner. He’s young and he’s got a lot of bad habits.

Lil’ Romi is grown up and is looking for love.

The next thing we do is a figure out a mixer.I sit on one side of him and Shaun sits on the other, and we help him go through various different women. He ends up with two really great women to go out with.

He’s got this nice, intelligent, beautiful woman and he takes her to body painting. Right -- it’s like he just wants to see her in a bikini. She’s a nice girl and she’s into him but he won’t kiss her, and she kisses him. Eh, not a good date.

I meet with Romeo and tell him he’s got to court a girl, woo a girl, not just put himself in a situation where they come to him.

He goes on a second date and this time I think he does a lot better. He takes Mica for a romantic dinner, they have some conversation, and he’s being a gentleman, courting her, doing the right thing.

He comes in to talk to me the next day and he’s learned a lot. He didn’t end up hitting it off with Mica, but I think he finally knows what he wants.

He remembers Taliah the girl that got away, the perfect girl from the mixer. So we call Taliah and she comes down to the office, I see the love connection and I immediately say it’s okay for them to go on a date but I want him to kiss her right away. It’s the perfect date for him.

 

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