On my photo in BarOne:
I love my photo in Bar One. Even though I don't like surprises, I was very flattered. The afro was big! Not everybody can wear one.
"Practicing is always the smart thing to do."
Yes. I think my mom told me that when I was little.
"It would be rude to mention that Cynthia was not the best MC"
Perhaps not, but I was the prettiest.
"Everybody knows that you want to look at models, not hear them."
I guess one out of two ain't bad.
"Peter is a pimp."
I think this was actually meant to be a compliment, so I'm going to let this one slide. Thank you, I guess.