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B.A.P.S. Gets Real - Ep 20

Kenya: Cynthia Commanded the Runway

Phaedra: You Don't Often Come Across Hair Burglary

Cynthia: "I Pray We Can Make Peace"

Claudia: I Could Relate to Cynthia's Insecurities

Cynthia's "Non-Conversation" with NeNe

NeNe: The Pit Bull Act is Not a Good Look

Kenya: If It Looks Like a Fraud...

Phaedra: "I Moved Past This Years Ago"

Claudia: I Am Not Asking for Sympathy

GIF Recap: Saltines, Anyone?

Kenya: Why Would Apollo Try to Hurt Phaedra?

Cynthia: "My Heart Went Out to Kenya"

Phaedra: "NeNe Made a Fair Observation"

Claudia on Her Sit-Down With Porsha

GIF Recap: Pushed to the Brink

Cynthia: Porsha's THOT Comment is Too Ridiculous

Kandi: Cynthia Can't Win for Losing

Phaedra: Cynthia's Behavior was Unbecoming

Claudia on NeNe's Thirsty Comment

Don't Insult Kenya's Virtue

GIF Recap: New 'Wife, New Shade

Phaedra on Being "Super Mommy"

Kenya: I've Never Been Anyone's Whore

Cynthia: I Felt a Connection with Claudia

Kandi: I Felt Bad for Kenya

NeNe Talks Zumanity, Apollo's Shocking Reveal

Claudia on Meeting the 'Wives

GIF Recap: She's Baaack...

NeNe: "I was a Rock for Phaedra"

Cynthia on Her Friendship with Kenya

Kandi: I'll Always be Honest with Phaedra

Phaedra: "It was Apparent the Marriage was Over"

Kenya: This is My Season of Redemption

GIF Recap: Oh the Zumanity!

Housewives Then and Now: Atlanta Edition

Kandi's Post-Reunion Plans

Cynthia: "I Don't Think I Did Anything Wrong"

Tweet Recap: Reunion Part 3, Kenya vs. NeNe

Kandi: "My Mom Needs a Camera Around Her at All Times"

Lawrence: Momma Joyce Slayed the Girls

B.A.P.S. Gets Real - Ep 20's Associate Editor thinks Porsha's B.A.P.S. outfit was the best costume of the evening.

No. 3 - Meet Phaedra Sparks

Lawyer, mortician, workout guru, and now...stun gun maven? Yep, Phaedra's ever expanding (and always surprising) empire is growing to include feminine stun guns. The name of her shocking new product? Phaedra Sparks. Just for the name alone, I'd probably order one.

Now Kandi pointed out the similarities between Phaedra's stun guns and her sex toys, and that made me just a bit concerned -- what if you have both and mix them up by mistake? It sounds like Phaedra is hoping to make them small, discrete, and ladylike, just like Bedroom Kandi. Sounds like a recipe for disaster...

Side Note: Housewives having tasers is also generally a very scary idea. I hope Andy confiscated Phaedra Sparks before the reunion!

No. 2 - Foxy Brown vs. Dorothy Dandridge

Who would have thought we'd see the day when these two icons tussled? (But seriously, did you really believe the season would end without one final Kenya/Porsha throwdown?) And to think it was all over a B.A.P.S. costume (more on that later).

Was Kenya wrong to kick Porsha out? (We have seen people be turned away from other events this season.) I'll leave that for you to decide. It was however interesting to watch the other ladies rally around Porsha, basically forcing Kenya to allow her back into the party -- it's so rare to see a moment of Housewives solidarity!

But the real notable moment of this scene was by far Porsha's mention of Kenya's "malice content." Is it just me or does that sound like a new Law and Order spinoff?
No. 1 - B.A.P.S. Gets Real

The biggest tragedy of this episode was that Porsha did not wear that B.A.P.S. costume she put together. It. Was. Incredible. I understand that she felt being assigned Halle Berry in B.A.P.S. was a little bit of a dig, but when your costume is that awesome, WHO CARES?

And it wasn't even just the finished product that was good, the first incarnation she tried on was just as hilarious. She could have stolen the whole party by doing an outfit change midway through. Imagine that! Personally I think that would have been a better way to get revenge on Kenya -- by having the most show-stealing B.A.P.S. outfits the world has ever seen.
Next week it's reunion time! And if you haven't seen the preview of the reunion below, do yourself a favor and watch it now. I think Kenya's fan might be the M.V.P. of the Season 5 reunion...