Derek J.

Derek J. shares his thoughts on this week's drama (and fashions).

on Dec 3, 20120

Let’s talk about Kim. Whether she left, got evicted, or whatever else you want to call it, she’s back in the townhouse and she said it’s “sh-- everywhere.” Maybe she needs to be reorganizing instead of worrying about Kandi’s neighborhood. Kandi definitely has enough space in her house! I’m just sayin’!

Now, I’ll shift to learning. I promise, I learned that there were 365 days in a year in like kindergarten. Really, Porsha? I’m sure she’s caught enough slack on that comment, so I won’t go all the way in, but NeNe was right, where do you live girl?! 265 days? Lord, help her and help those new babies that she’s trying to have. We don’t want them to grow up thinking that there are 48 hours in a day and 4 days in a week.

25 comments
Catrice
Catrice

Derek J, Please tell ur friend Lawrence that he looks a Hoyt Mess with that Red lip stick on...just saying.

annuse1
annuse1

Derek J, your friend Lawerence was talking stuff but when Phaedra show up You, Nene got quiet - was you same of your game? Why talk about someone when their back is turn and when they show up you have nothing to said, why all the drama? You want to be one of the girls well speak your mind, girl friend.

SweetHarts
SweetHarts

Derek J ~ it was good seeing you at Bar One on Episode 10... Still waiting for you to dish us some TEA about what we didn't see that night... IJA

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

macnmac
macnmac

Also looked like Apollo was quite flattered. He certainly did not reject her advances. 

SweetHarts
SweetHarts

Derek J,

 

Where are you...We're ready for you to dish us the tea on part one, Anguilla...

 

Hurry, Hurry, Hurry Up already... I'm just saying...

sunshynee
sunshynee

Derek J where have you been on the show? will we get to see you? I agree with another comment you and Miss Lawrence need your own shown!!!! are you listening Bravo!!!!

Trayla
Trayla

Loving the blog. This episode is going to b hot. Kenya better watch her big as, cause everyone knows Phadera don't play when it comes to her man.

kimmie10
kimmie10

I can't wait for Sunday's episode!!! Happy to see Kim go! Can't wait to see how Pheadra reacts and if she will say anything to Apollo and Kenya for their flirting. I sure hope the cameras were on her if she did. And as Pheadra's friend, did Kandi step to Kenya and ask her to stop it considering she invited the unwanted Kenya on Cynthia's trip!  Can't wait to see if she is a TRUE FRIEND to Pheadra...I want to know what Kenya's "man" had to say about her flirting with Apollo.  She's always smiling and laughing which is at times her flirting as well.

tgait304
tgait304

Derek J, why do you gotta do this to me? Why am I at work ctfu in a quiet office for like five minutes straight while reading your thoughts on this past episode? #hilarioustonoend! From "hairstylists tell all" to now, still laughing. Much love! I will be expecting another post soon!

kimmy2009
kimmy2009

Derek you really crack me up please keep up the good work on your post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

calinylove
calinylove

Ms. Derek J,

 

Love, love, love your blog...I could not stop howling!!! I can't wat until next week's adventure.

pyt
pyt

Find out why they did not invite crazy ditz Porsha on the trip. I love you and yes we would love to see u and Lawrence have some hair show wars amongst other things on your own show.

SweetHarts
SweetHarts

Hey Derek,

 

Enjoyed your Blog again this week... Look's like there will be some real flirting coming up on the couples trip that will be bolder than what we saw from Kenya last night, all grinning from ear to ear at Apollo in front of Walter and Pheadra... I'm just say...

 

Keep on dishing us the weekly Tea!

 

 

 

Teagan
Teagan

I want you and Lawrence to have you all own show.  I can't never get enough of hearing:

 

"You so stupid"

"I thought you said that we were not going to be telling stories"

"Let me give you the Tea"

sisterhood
sisterhood

Hey Derek, I agree with you about Cynthia's faces that was too funny.  I think phaedra is so phony but It was nice of Cynthia to forgive her.  Kim has been over the show, I think she found a time she could exit, because I have seen her have much more elevated arguments than that.

bukola
bukola

U are so funny Derek,I like you.

Rockerman
Rockerman

This is seriously redundant. Who is this Derek and who cares? Filling space and heads wiv nonsense.

Beckymgrey
Beckymgrey

You're crazy and I enjoy your blogs. Keep up the good work. Peace!

SweetHarts
SweetHarts

 @pyt  They did invite sweet young Porsha and her husband on the trip, and the both of them will be there right along with the other couples... Just you wait and see next week, or maybe you should catch the preview of the invite on the reruns... I'm just saying...

ShiningStarr
ShiningStarr

I believe that it is Pheadra or Kandi who is going to ask her to go on the trip on the next episode.

SweetHarts
SweetHarts

 @ShiningStarr  oops, I just saw the preview of next week, and it was Cynthia and Peter who ask  Porsha and her husband to attend with them on on the couples trip...

SweetHarts
SweetHarts

 @jane.davis.37266  @ShiningStarr  so now  you're saying that Peter only planned the trip which Kenya was not even going to be invited at all for backup, that's crazy...

 

Why would they only invited this couple other than wanting to have them join in the renewal of their vowels like everyone else... you are so wrong on this one...I'm just saying...  

jane.davis.37266
jane.davis.37266

 @SweetHarts  @ShiningStarr

 Cynthia may have invited Porsha and Hub on the trip to supply her with more backup for the Kenya drama. Kendra did not hit it off with Porsha as well.