It's no secret that Bravolebs are well-versed in shocking vacations. Think: every single trip from Scary Island to the Amsterdam dinner disaster. Housewives and Bravolebs in general are fans of vacations with a little adventure and slightly outdoorsy experiences, sprinkled in with some accusations and yelling, of course.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta just recently took a trip to the big island, and things between Porsha Williams and Kandi Burruss got very personal, and the trip turned from relaxing to hostile really quickly. But don't worry, if this Hawaii trip is a bit too much for you, let's take a trip down Bravo memory lane to choose a Hawaii trip more your speed.
1. Shenanigans with Drama from Afar
The cast of Vanderpump Rules are known for their ridiculous escapades and the fights that come with them. During their Hawaii trip, booties were out and about, the bartenders took a break and were served drinks of their choice for a change, and things were seemingly good...until Jax Taylor was locked up just before the SUR crew planned to head on their flight home. Although everyone scrambled to make the whole situation work, the group wound up getting Jax back just on time. If you're looking for fun in the sun with a little tea sipping from a distance, then the #PumpRules crew vacation is definitely for you.
2. Heartfelt Romantic Moments and All Out Confrontation
If you're after a more mature, but slightly more dramatic trip, look to none other than the couples trip of Married to Medicine. Unlike the trip that #PumpRules took, these couples are seeking a relaxing, romantic moment in the beauty of Hawaii, which they do find...sort of. While Dr. Simone Whitmore and her husband, Cecil, get their vows renewed on the beach, the whole cast is filled with feels and an aura of happiness, but it doesn't last for very long. Husbands are involved in fights, the ladies all seem to have issues with Lisa Nicole Cloud and lots of sass ensues. If you're looking to get closer with your significant other but don't have a problem calling people out on their s----, take a Married to Medicine inspired trip.
3. The Good, the Bad and the Downright Shady
Are you ready for the trip of the lifetime? RHOA is some serious inspiration for a trip you'll never forget, with arguments that will make your blood boil, but fun excursions that make you laugh until your ribs hurt. Porsha and Kandi's arguments are filled with stories that don't match up and some very serious accusations. These fights pull the whole group in, and cause some large scale drama. There's also everything from rough relationship memories resurfacing for Shereé Whitfield and ex-husband Bob and a restoration service to work on the group's issues. But let's not forget the fun parts too, including a speedboat trip and Phaedra Parks' yasss-worthy bathing suit choice. Unlike the other Hawaii trips, this trip has everything, but in extreme doses. Proceed with caution, and make sure you get some sun, because a trip like this will be full of shade.