Paris! Yolanda and I really bonded on our trip to Paris. We had both spent many years there modeling in the past. I think Yolanda is a beautiful sexy woman and when she asks me to go exercise, I do. If I wanted to look that good in 10 years I better get my ass jogging (even though I was super under the weather).
Side note: My curling iron exploded in Paris so forgive the lack of effort that went into my hair.
We all head to the Eiffel Tower, and I wasn't super excited because I am deathly afraid of heights. So when you see me standing next to the iron please note that I was two decks back from the edge where Yo scared the shit out of me and pretended to "ﬂy."
Kyle and Lisa have a heart-to-heart and Kyle admits that she is jealous of Lisa's friendship with me. Kyle says that Lisa and I are a mismatched pair. . .Hmmm wonder what she means by that? Lisa and I have the exact same sense of humor. My friends' ages range from 22 to 65 years old. As far as social circles go, I was at P. Diddy's White Party many times way before Kyle's White Party and even before I knew who Kyle Richards was. I guess Kyle was referiing to our bank accounts because that is the only real mismatched thing about Lisa and I. I'm working very hard to change that.
I think your relationship with Lisa and yolanda are perfect. All of you tell it like it is and I appreciate that. I wish I lived in Calif. I would love to hang with the 3 of you.
Brandi, I hate to break it to you but you and Lisa are "friends" because she and Kyle are sort of on the outs. Once Lisa and Kyle bridge their gap, you will clearly see that. Do you really think Lisa would give you the time of day were it not for that? If so, you are sadly mistaken. You are not Lisa's cup of tea and not someone she would ordinarily pull into her circle. The same goes for Yolanda. It's only because you are on the show that they both are even mingling with you. Otherwise, they would both shun you like the plague. Think back to Kyle's dinner. Did Lisa come to your defense when Faye went at you? No, she didn't. She sat there and watched you get torn to pieces, not that you didn't deserve it (because you did). Lisa did exactly what she accused Kyle of doing to her. She didn't back you up at all. And after you left (and away from the eyes of the group), she made a weak effort to pretend to console you outside on the curb. You need to wake up and smell the coffee! Lisa is NOT your friend. The person she really wants close to her is Kyle. And Yolanda is buddying up to you because she wants to be in with Lisa, who WOULD fit into her circle. If you and Lisa were not hanging out, Yolanda would have no part of you. Get yourself a clue.
Although you are entitled to your opinion, I believe your commentary is EXTREME, HARSH, and RUDE! I disagree completely! Brandi brings FUN to the group & Lisa is JUST AS RAUNCHY but with A BIGGER BANK ACCOUNT!
Brandie, Lisa and yourself are no more mismatched the she and Ken.. and truely they are far from being mismatched. The fact that one has more money than they other is just manusha... It doesn't make any difference who has what; the fact is that you care about her and she about you. You have each others backs and it's refreshing to see you take up for each other. That is what REAL friends are suppose to do. You are so lucky and I hope you do realize what you have in Lisa and Ken. Take care of yourself and your little ones and I hope we will see you and Lisa/Ken next season. and I hope you much sucess on your second book!!
I totally understand the relationship between you and Lisa. Not everyone has that sense of humor (it's the same as mine). You guys get each other and it's great. It's the ingredient for a great friendship. Too few people understand the wonderfulness of sarcasm. LOL I love it.
I have friends of 50+ years... all we've done is laugh for years because of understanding each other's humor. You can just look at each other and know what the joke is... and laugh. And the other ladies around give you a condescending look because they didn't get it. lol
Stay honest and open with each other and you'll be friends to the end of time. Good luck! I love you both.
(Just keep Faye Resnick off the show). ;)
Just please please don't let Lisa down. You say things left and right that are just inappropiate on all levels.
I don't think you are honest and straightforward. I just think you are hurt and your way of protecting yourself is firing back at... pretty much anything.
You are fun to watch. But you do not MAKE this show, so just please, don't dissapoint Lisa.
I don't think you mismatched you ladies are very entertaining and she has been
a good friend when the other's were less than lady like. So proud of how you
made it threw with all of the mean antics from Adrianne and Paul and who ever
that unlike lady like woman Faye! Now she has no class and is so looks like
she speaking for Adrianne.
Brandi, so proud of you from walking away from the repulsive Faye Resnick. She must be on drugs because the ramblings from her mouth make no sense. I am serious when I say I will no longer watch if FR is on the show next season.
I love you. You are a joy to watch. You are beautiful and I don't understand why your ex would leave you for you know who! You are the winner here. I enjoyed your book and your honesty. You are going to find a man who loves you and gives you all you deserve.
I'm here for my weekly encomium to Brandi Glanville. Congratulations--all of your hard work is coming into fruition, now. Kyle is jealous, that's all. I can sympathize with her, but that doesn't mean I like her much anymore (used to LOVE her). If only she would look deeply into herself instead of continuing to try to drag others down, she'd figure herself out. Keep close to Lisa, Ken, Yolanda, and others who take you as you are.
And, yes, you had me cracking UP on WWHL. When you were dancing with the band at the end, I thought "Now, that's a happy person, just doing her thing, up there, just being herself."
Keep doing that, and forget everything else--you, your boys, and your life, lived on your own terms.
I'll share that I'm your height and was also afraid of heights (many see the irony) what I realized was that I wasn't really afraid of how high up I was - it was the fear of injury of falling - so secure buildings don't bother me. Often best views are from above. Stay real - the show needs you!
Just watched preview of massage clip.. I laughed more in those few minutes than the whole season. I guess a little drama is good but nothing can replace laughter. Wish the other ladies could have a little fun & put the knives away.... No hard feelings Yolanda, Martin need to hook up with Brandi if only for a short time... Brandi, loved your book, thanks for sharing.
Didn't realize how much I disliked you until WWHL. I've always been a fan of yours on RHOBH, but seeing how you were with Andy grossed me out. I'm all about speaking ones mind, but the way you went on and on about your sex life?! Very unladylike, even for you!
Another thing,someone who bases their friendships on superficial matters would think you and Lisa are a mismatch wouldn't they.
Things will never be "ok" between Lisa and Kyle because Kyle wants something Lisa can not give her. Kyle wants Lisa to simply act as if Kyle never did anything to her and she did so here they are. It isn't holding a grudge to hold someone accountable for their actions and then treat them according to their behavior. Lisa is fine with Kyle being an acquaintance and Kyle wants to besties,but she didn't behave like a bestie so move on already. I love that you have been so supportive of Kim but I would just say to guard your own feelings because as we've seen no matter how negative or unsupportive Kyle seems towards Kim,they are sisters and Kim will side with her in the end no matter what. I saw you on WWHL...please tell me you didn't drop the M bomb at the reunion.
ok, you are my favorite on RHBH, and its because I think you are REAL. However, how do you keep up with them in regards to money? In my opinion, you and Lisa are the whole show...
Brandi, I write on your twitter pg but here I can be more frank and detailed. I don't think it's your bank account that Kyle was thinking of when she said you are too different from Lisa. I think she meant your openness about sexuality, curse words, sexual words (c-words). Remember how shocked she was when you used the c word at Adrienne's outdoor party? Remember how disgusted she was when you used another c word on Howard Stern? She is repeatedly fainting every time you say STFU also. This woman's "virgin" ears are bleeding from your colorful language. Lisa is a British, uppity, high class, well mannered woman. Kyle thinks this is where you are both different and mismatched. However, beneath the surface, I feel you are both very similar with similar values, integrity, sense of humor, honesty. So you are both the same in those qualities that matter. Don't take offense to what Kyle said (knowing you, you probably don't!). That all said, I still think you could clean up the language a bit. You are a very sharp woman who can get even a stronger point across by using better language. Besides, language does define people. Why be judged negatively if you don't have to be?
It seems like you like to make enemies....Leann, Adrienne, Chelsea, Gerard Butler....who is next?
I think it's time for you to go.....
Sounds like this could be Faye talking... when is it okay to make a homewrecker a Friend.... JustSayin
Brandi, I couldn't stop laughing when you said on WWHL, "Suck it, Chelsea Handler!' That was hilarious! I'm sure Kathy Griffin would have been so proud of you since that seems to be her favorite line. You go, girl!!
housewifefanforever Doing or saying something that would make Kathy Griffin proud should make Brandi ashamed.
Brandi, I heard you were coming to the DFW area for a book-signing, but there was no set time because you were having brunch after the flight and hanging out with friends. I like you but not enough to sit around wait all day for you! That was not cool, maybe it was the way the radio host said it, but it sounded so ridiculous! Make your fans happy you have so many. Still a fan, I just wont be getting a book signed.
OMG you are right about Chelsea Handler's gust spot on WWHL! She was the worst! She was so rude and insulting to Bravo and Andy and ughhh. Her humor is terrible and yes you are correct she is awkward to watch! I think it was okay for you to say that because it wasn't that she tried to be a good guest and wasn't funny. She went out of her way to insult the shows of Bravo, Andy, and even insulted being on WWHL. Andy looked uncomfortable!
Brandi what a whorl wind you are on! You deserve all this success. You are so refreshing, quick, stunning and the camera loves you (so does the page) so it was great to hear you announce on WWHL that you will be writing a second book.
I love that you have navigated your way through this cast of women and found real friendships with the genuine ones lisa and Yo. You sure have fliped the script from Kyle's "welcome" to you on this show. I love love love when Karma works out for all the world to see.
Brandi, keep doing you! Haters are gonna hate.... I saw next weeks preview where Faye (ALF lookalike) starts telling you how you ruined Adrienne and Pauls family. Has she not seen Adrienne belittle her husband in every episode?? Kudos to Paul for knowing when to take a hike. Love the relationships you've formed with Lisa and Yolanda. They are true friends and classy ladies. The rest of the bunch can learn some lessons from the three of you.
leopardgirl6699 Paul seemed to be so nice to Adrienne in season 1 and 2. He seemed like a puppy just wanting to be loved by her. I think in season 3 he was becoming fed up with how mean Adrienne was treating him. Adrienne was just nasty to Paul from day 1. I think that's why Paul made up with Brandi in the end.
You are darling! A statuesque beauty with a pinch of spice! I totally get your humor! ("Only when I'm being choked" on watch last night cracked me up). I'm glad Kim isn't growling incoherently at you anymore, and the two of you can sit across from one another at a dinner table. That's all you kid! You're the classiest HW in BH!
So nice to see you happy and enjoying life. Your dress at the Oscars, was that the Oscars where you showed so much boobies? If I had a body and figure like yours I would be wearing it too and my goodness you looked stunning. Saw a little of "Watch what happens" last night and I think you are correct not to speak good or bad about LeAnn from now onward. Keep in a positive place for yourself and your two lovely boys. Not good to dwell in the past, enjoy what you and your ex husband had because those times can not be taken away by no one, not even your ex husband and especially LeAnn. Nothing ever remains the same for anyone, we all have good times and bad and think of them as life lessons to learn from and grow for the future. You are truly a lovely person and friend. I wish i had a few more friends like you.
Also glad you have Lisa and Yolanda as dear friends to have your back. I believe Taylor is also a good woman, going through a lot and doing the best she can.
All the very best to you Brandy.. Be happy:-)
Here's how I see all the drama regarding Kyle. Basically for years she's gotten everything she's ever wanted and has put negative things between people in play. Now she's on tv and the way she works is exposed for the popular mean girl she is. She's no longer the bell of the ball so people previously close like Kim and Lisa are seeing her for what she is. You are the opposite. You are open and fun and non-judmental. Nice to see the tides of change. Really hope this gets posted.
Wanted to let you know that the black dress w/lace bodice and back that you wore for the dinner on the Seine was gorgeous and you were stunning!!
Also love your new shoes!
Kyle Richards is going be in a movie! Yes! They are doing a reboot of Three's Company and Kyle will be playing the muumuu wearing landlady Mrs. Roper!
Brandi you are a hoot. The show is fun when you are interacting with others. The insecurity of Kyle is very noticiable as well as she is so boring and has control issues. So continue to be playful and learn and grow from your mistakes. This is just your beginning of a new and exciting life.
I was just reading the article quoting you about meeting up with Adrienne in the bathroom and how uncomfortable that was. I'm a major "Brandi fan", so I'm saying this, totally laughing....when you said "I didn't say anything"....the first thing I thought of was "Well that's a first!" I love your outspoken personality and honesty! You go girl.....
Really starting to like you Brandi, I hate fake people and you KEEP IT REAL!! I also have noticed that Adrienne, Kyle and Kim have not been blogging lately.... maybe they finally got the hint that nobody like's them!! I really hope that Kyle and Kim and Fake Faye don't come back next season!!!! I hope Andy see's this!!!
Brandi this episode showed you in a very positive light. It was refreshing to see your time with Yolanda and even Kim. The flirting with the chef was cute and why not you are both single. It was also nice to see you not utter one bad word about anyone or curse anyone out at any lunch or dinner. But, do try to stay out of Kim's and Kyle's relationship. You have two siblings of your own, plus two sons and would you want anyone meddling in these relationships. They are sisters and will work it out, just be a friend to Kim without being a frenemy to Kyle.
Did you mean to say Lisa? No way is Brandi a perfect pair for Kyle. She has too much depth, sincerity and class ( in the true meaning of class, not the suprficial polish that Kyle displays) to be a match for Kyle. And unless you are aware of something that I am not, Ken does not have a high opinion of Kyle, while he does of Brandi.
As one of the countless woman who have been cheated on while pregnant, I thank you for giving our experience a voice and kicking a** while doing it. You are an inspiration! Love you Brandi!
Brandi, frist off love you from the beginning!!! This past week watching how you ask all to let Kim have her space and being so respectful of her was so very nice to see. Always enjoy watching you, Lisa & Ken and now Yolonda !!! Kyle,Faye& Adrienne deserve each other it's just the rest of you don't deserve the three lol. Keep on keepin on your AWESOME !!!
I wish people would quit saying that Kim owes you an apology for "game night"! Obviously she has made amends and you two have moved on from that. I just read part of an interview you did with Fox 411 and they asked you if you were friends with any of the housewives and you stated that you and Kim have been getting along and that you are friends with Yolanda. I was surprised that you did not mention Lisa as it appears from the show that you two are great friends. Anyway, I'm glad to see you and Kim have worked through your differences and it's so nice to see you supporting her!
greenbean Agreed! I look at it this way; if the ladies are getting along and it seems as if they have moved on from whatever argument they were having, I'm fine with it! I do not need to hear the actual words "I'm sorry" to see that all is fine. Actions speak louder than words!
@elicat I completely agree. Folks seem to be beating this dead horse because that is what THEY need, when it doesn't seem to be what BRANDI needs. It looks like to me that Brandi has moved on from it, which is something that made me like her a little bit more this episode. Not everyone needs the same thing, and one thing I do believe about Brandi is that she is very forgiving. Look at how she forgave Scheana, when this gal had hurt her badly. I think perhaps because Brandi has gone through so much on her own journey she is better able to sympathize with those that make mistakes.