Cast Blog: #RHOBH

Why Kyle Doesn't Defend Lisa

Kim: Kyle Should Be Worried, Not Embarrassed

Brandi: Kyle Wants to Help When There's an Audience

Kyle: This Was Brandi's Master Plan

Lisa R.: It Felt Just As Awkward As It Looked

Lisa V.: Kim's Demeanor Was Questionable

Eileen: Brandi Loves to Stir the Pot

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Disgust and a Push

Yolanda: I Would Like to Apologize

Brandi: I Won't Make Excuses

Kim: I Wanted to Hold Kyle

Lisa V.: I Want Max to Be Ambitious

Eileen: Being a Stepmom Is Challenging

Lisa R.: Lots of Transition Happening

Kyle: We Are an Emotional Bunch

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Surprise and an F-Bomb

Lisa V.: A Naughty Child Shouldn't Be Rewarded

Kyle: Brandi Was Rude and Offensive

Eileen: It Felt Like an Attack

Lisa R.: It Was Shocking and Unprovoked

Kim: Brandi Is Brandi

7 Faces We All Made During This Week's #RHOBH

Brandi: Lisa V. Was Making Me Uncomfortable

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Shock and Tears

4 Questions We All Asked During #RHOBH

Yolanda: I Took One for the Team

Lisa R.: Portia Is My Spirit Animal

Eileen: Brandi Showed Us How Not to Make Amends

Lisa V.: Yes, Love Is a Big Word

Kyle: Moments Like These Are Frustrating

Lisa V.: I Won't Erase the Past

Brandi: I Don't Enjoy Anger or Grudges

Eileen: I Could Feel the Tension at Kyle's

Lisa R Reflects on That Bittersweet Episode

Yolanda: These Are Teaching Moments

Kim: My Heart Felt So Big

Kyle: Kim and Monty's Relationship Is Unique

Lisa V.: I Needed an Uncomplicated Friendship

Brandi: Kim Is a Survivor

Eileen: Brooke Was a Gorgeous Bride

Lisa R.: I Couldn't Be More in My Element

Why Kyle Doesn't Defend Lisa

Brandi knows why Kyle isn't coming to Lisa's defense, but she doesn't know why Camille misses Adrienne so much.

Vegas pole dancing went better then I thought it would go. Almost all the lady's seem to enjoy themselves except Marisa. Pole dancing is great exercise and if anyone needs to find their inner sexy it is Marisa. She is a beautiful woman who has seemed to have lost track of her sexuality. Being a strong independent woman is not just defined by your nine-to-five job or your ability to make money, but also by your sense of self and the sensual woman inside of all of us gals.

Listen none of us would be swinging around poles if there were any pervy men sitting around gawking at us. . .gross.

Paul gets laser hair removal and Adrienne seems to enjoy the pain it is causing him, I guess that's love for you. As far as Adrienne being in Vegas, I didn't invite her to my work trip due to our legal issues. . .

Adrienne has many, many, many business ventures going on that she is investing money into like shoes, phone covers, vodka, skincare, purses that say Maloof all over them. . .I hope she makes money from those purses, but the only initials I want on my purses are LV.

I am getting paid to host parties for women of all ages, sizes, races etc. -- no men allowed. I am not investing my money into anything, especially not purses with my name plastered all over them.

Kim gets a nose job, and I think more power to her. It's not my place to judge and if she is happy I am happy. However, it did concern me that she might have to take pain meds with her newly found sobriety I thought this could be dangerous. I think when it comes to plastic surgery, if you don't want to talk about you don't have to. And, trust me, in this group there is plenty of plastic surgery going on with almost everyone. More to come on that later in the season. . .

Some people talk about it and some people don't and that is their prerogative. Everything I've ever done, as embarrassing as it is, is in my new book Drinking and Tweeting (out Feb 12th).

At dinner we all expressed concern for Kim. We all want whats best for her. I invited these women to Vegas and I am glad they all came to support me, so why Camille brought up missing Adrienne at my dinner, knowing full well of our legal issues I will never understand. Yes, we had fun in the past with Adrienne and now I'm having fun with her lawyers -- so clearly it's not the best dinner conversation.

Jennifer explained why I was so nervous about the reunion. I was nervous because I was asked to meet up with Adrienne to talk about going after Lisa and for no other reason. Why else would I be nervous? The ONLY reason I called Camille was to get her take on what was about to happen. Camille said to me I know they are going after Lisa but I have no issues with Lisa and you shouldn't worry about it "just be yourself." That was the extent of it. Then at dinner, Camille calls me a liar and just minutes later confirms I was telling the truth but she didn't like being put on the spot. That wasn't cool to me, I have always been lovely and kind to Camille, so I was upset when she called me a liar. Well Camille and I have now moved past it all. We are not as close as we once were, but are fine.

Camille brought up that Adrienne was upset that Pandora didn't choose to do her bachelorette party at the Palms, which is ridiculous because it's Pandora's choice and no one elses. So I say why was Adrienne upset because she doesn't own but two percent of the Palms. A bitchy, but true statement. I probably wouldn't have said it had Pandora's bachelorette party not been brought up and Adrienne not been threatening me with a lawsuit.

Why Camille is upset at Lisa and yelling at Yolanda, I still don't understand. Lisa has always been forthcoming about having a partner in her restaurant SUR and being 51 percent owner. In fact I think there is a show about it called Vanderpump Rules.

Kyle seems to defend everyone but Lisa and I think I know why. Kyle gets upset that Lisa defends me, and ultimately I believe Kyle is just jealous of my friendship with Lisa. Kyle needs to realize its easy to say, "Let's move on," when she was the one that hurt the Lisa. Of course, Kyle wants it all behind them but sometimes you have to face the music first.

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Brandi: Kyle Wants to Help When There's an Audience

Brandi explains why she was trying to get Kim out of Eileen's house.

Newsflash: I'M NOT SOBER, and fantasies are just that--fantasies. I've just about HAD IT with these judgmental women that pretend to be perfect and think they do no wrong. Spa day was fine other than the uncomfortable wine tasting, but I tried to tell some jokes to loosen the mood.


Poker night...Kyle called me and asked me to bring champagne in the car for the ride over to poker night at Eileen's, and we shared one bottle. I generally drink wine, not champagne, and was feeling good. As all of my friends have pointed out to me, it's the third glass that usually takes me to the dark side. Kyle had as much to drink as I did, but it didn't seem to affect her. I guess she must have a really HIGH tolerence. Eileen's house is beautiful on the outside--and it may be a dick thing to say--but creepy on the inside in my opinion. I switched over to white wine, and while there were a few appetizers (one made with kids' frozen mini pancakes and oddly colored salmon), there really wasn't much to eat, and it was dinner time after all.

We sit to learn poker. I'm drunk and hungry, and all these smart women act like it's rocket science. It was ridiculous. Sitting next to Kim, even in my intoxicated state, I see that she isn't herself. I tried to pretend like all was fine but knew that I needed to get her out of there. Kim had been sick for weeks coughing really violently whenever I was around her, and I asked her to go to the doctor, but she said it was just bronchitis. Everyone is noticing Kim isn't herself, and Kyle and Kim go off to the restroom. As Kim came out, she wanted Kyle to leave her alone and to leave. I went over to try and help Kim get the heck out of there. Kim wanted to say goodbye before leaving for some reason, so we went in the kitchen, and I grabbed a slice of pizza, because I was starving. I try to get Kim out of Eileen's house, because it's clear to me that Kyle wants to have this bad situation play out in front of the other ladies. I don't want that to happen, so I try to get Kim to leave. 

If Kyle was so worried and embarrassed about Kim's behavior, then why wouldn't she just let me get Kim home and out of this embarrassing situation? 

Brandi Glanville

Kyle only wants to "help" Kim when Kyle has an audience. In that moment of time, Kim was not in the right state of mind or condition to have any kind of conversation or altercation, yet Kyle persisted, even going as far as getting physical and grabbing me twice, as well as breaking my skin open to keep me from removing Kim from this bad situation. So ask yourself this question: If Kyle was so worried and embarrassed about Kim's behavior, then why wouldn't she just let me get Kim home and out of this embarrassing situation? Even in my intoxicated state, I knew that was the only solution. Kyle, while planes and yachts are nice, if family is everything, how could you treat your sister Kim the way you do?  

Until next time.

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