Cast Blog: #RHOBH

That Happens A Lot Around Here

Kim: Kyle Should Be Worried, Not Embarrassed

Brandi: Kyle Wants to Help When There's an Audience

Kyle: This Was Brandi's Master Plan

Lisa R.: It Felt Just As Awkward As It Looked

Lisa V.: Kim's Demeanor Was Questionable

Eileen: Brandi Loves to Stir the Pot

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Yolanda: I Would Like to Apologize

Brandi: I Won't Make Excuses

Kim: I Wanted to Hold Kyle

Lisa V.: I Want Max to Be Ambitious

Eileen: Being a Stepmom Is Challenging

Lisa R.: Lots of Transition Happening

Kyle: We Are an Emotional Bunch

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Surprise and an F-Bomb

Lisa V.: A Naughty Child Shouldn't Be Rewarded

Kyle: Brandi Was Rude and Offensive

Kim: Brandi Is Brandi

Eileen: It Felt Like an Attack

Lisa R.: It Was Shocking and Unprovoked

7 Faces We All Made During This Week's #RHOBH

Brandi: Lisa V. Was Making Me Uncomfortable

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Shock and Tears

4 Questions We All Asked During #RHOBH

Lisa R.: Portia Is My Spirit Animal

Eileen: Brandi Showed Us How Not to Make Amends

Yolanda: I Took One for the Team

Lisa V.: Yes, Love Is a Big Word

Kyle: Moments Like These Are Frustrating

Lisa V.: I Won't Erase the Past

Brandi: I Don't Enjoy Anger or Grudges

Eileen: I Could Feel the Tension at Kyle's

Lisa R Reflects on That Bittersweet Episode

Yolanda: These Are Teaching Moments

Kim: My Heart Felt So Big

Kyle: Kim and Monty's Relationship Is Unique

Lisa V.: I Needed an Uncomplicated Friendship

Brandi: Kim Is a Survivor

Eileen: Brooke Was a Gorgeous Bride

Lisa R.: I Couldn't Be More in My Element

That Happens A Lot Around Here

Kyle reflects on the many misunderstandings going on in Beverly Hills.

Here we go again!

Sorry I'm late to the blogging party. I was in NYC and just returned last night. I had been dealing with Portia swallowing a battery and spent any free moment I had on the phone with doctors in LA. Thank God she is fine now and it is out of her body!

A lot has gone on since last season. This season you will be catching up on all of that and more! I am excited and nervous to watch.

Our first episode is really catching up with everyone and introducing Yolanda. I LOVE Lisa's new house. So beautiful. Yolanda's isn't too shabby either!

Portia was so excited about her birthday party and loved being part of planning it. Although Portia is only fouryears old, at times she seems like 35! She is always doing different accents and Lisa's is her favorite to imitate.

The Villa Blanca party was beautiful. Some of the girls hadn't seen each other for a while so there was some tension. Brandi and I are actually in a much better place then before. When Yolanda said that Brandi said she had slept with everyone in town, I said I wasn't surprised Brandi SAID that. Not that she DID that. I repeated that twice to make that clear. It seems she didn't take it like that. That happens a lot around here. Just like Yolanda MAY have taken what Brandi said literally and Brandi says she was joking. Each person will interpret it as they see it. And so begins the rocky roads of Beverly Hills!

My sister Kim and I love each other but still clash at times. I wasn't angry that she didn't want to come to Portia's party. Just a little hurt. It's important to me that my family is a part of Portia's life. My older children had birthday parties with all their aunt's and cousin's surrounding them. Always. Because I had Portia much later than my other children, she doesn't have young cousins to be with. Kim's kids do spend a lot of time with Portia. She loves them and thinks of them more like an older sibling or aunt. It's important to me to maintain those relationships. I figured a couple hours of their day would be nice and they only live five minutes away.

That aside, I love seeing my sister looking healthy, happy, and strong. I am beyond proud of her and pray everyday that she stays this way.

This season is going to be intense at times, but also a lot of fun! I look forward to sharing those times with you!

XO,
Kyle
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Brandi: Kyle Wants to Help When There's an Audience

Brandi explains why she was trying to get Kim out of Eileen's house.

Newsflash: I'M NOT SOBER, and fantasies are just that--fantasies. I've just about HAD IT with these judgmental women that pretend to be perfect and think they do no wrong. Spa day was fine other than the uncomfortable wine tasting, but I tried to tell some jokes to loosen the mood.


Poker night...Kyle called me and asked me to bring champagne in the car for the ride over to poker night at Eileen's, and we shared one bottle. I generally drink wine, not champagne, and was feeling good. As all of my friends have pointed out to me, it's the third glass that usually takes me to the dark side. Kyle had as much to drink as I did, but it didn't seem to affect her. I guess she must have a really HIGH tolerence. Eileen's house is beautiful on the outside--and it may be a dick thing to say--but creepy on the inside in my opinion. I switched over to white wine, and while there were a few appetizers (one made with kids' frozen mini pancakes and oddly colored salmon), there really wasn't much to eat, and it was dinner time after all.

We sit to learn poker. I'm drunk and hungry, and all these smart women act like it's rocket science. It was ridiculous. Sitting next to Kim, even in my intoxicated state, I see that she isn't herself. I tried to pretend like all was fine but knew that I needed to get her out of there. Kim had been sick for weeks coughing really violently whenever I was around her, and I asked her to go to the doctor, but she said it was just bronchitis. Everyone is noticing Kim isn't herself, and Kyle and Kim go off to the restroom. As Kim came out, she wanted Kyle to leave her alone and to leave. I went over to try and help Kim get the heck out of there. Kim wanted to say goodbye before leaving for some reason, so we went in the kitchen, and I grabbed a slice of pizza, because I was starving. I try to get Kim out of Eileen's house, because it's clear to me that Kyle wants to have this bad situation play out in front of the other ladies. I don't want that to happen, so I try to get Kim to leave. 

If Kyle was so worried and embarrassed about Kim's behavior, then why wouldn't she just let me get Kim home and out of this embarrassing situation? 

Brandi Glanville

Kyle only wants to "help" Kim when Kyle has an audience. In that moment of time, Kim was not in the right state of mind or condition to have any kind of conversation or altercation, yet Kyle persisted, even going as far as getting physical and grabbing me twice, as well as breaking my skin open to keep me from removing Kim from this bad situation. So ask yourself this question: If Kyle was so worried and embarrassed about Kim's behavior, then why wouldn't she just let me get Kim home and out of this embarrassing situation? Even in my intoxicated state, I knew that was the only solution. Kyle, while planes and yachts are nice, if family is everything, how could you treat your sister Kim the way you do?  

Until next time.

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