Troupe Beverly Hills

Ep 9:'s Editor wonders why belly dancing couldn't solve Brandi and Adrienne's legal troubles.

on Jan 14, 2013

The Master
Next we see our own Dutch Martha Stewart trying to lure Kyle into a bee trap, er, her personal lemon grove. Yolanda has invited Kyle over to convince her to do the Master Cleanse with the freshest of lemons.
Kyle, like most people, is completely full from the maple, cayenne, lemon combo (JK she's starving. Kyle -- I too would go home and eat a sandwich after quaffing that concoction). But I'll tell you who isn't hungry -– Kim! Why is that? Well apparently she's stood Yolanda up thrice for cleanse times. Kyle is still in a not delightful place with Kim, and apparently she's not the only on that feels that way.

At a meeting with her life coach, Kim discusses her relationship with her sister. She's trying to let her resentments go with Kyle, but she feels like Kyle is a different person since she got out of rehab and that they still have issues to settle. Let's hope these gals can meet over a Yolanda-approved juice and talk it out. 

Level with me people. . . will anyone ever adore anyone else as much as Ken loves Lisa? Seriously, these Brits birds are so crazy for each other. Like build a heart-shaped flower bed for each other love. Yes, while Lisa was tasting some things at Villa Blanca, Ken and Rosie were desperately trying to assemble a rose-bedecked swing, miniature Giggy lounger, and precious flower bed for his lady.

In honor of their 30th, yes 30th, wedding anniversary, Ken made Lisa a beautiful swing he could push her in. Did you heart melt? No. OK, well I guess you are composed of stone. Don't even talk to me about how much I'm going to weep when these two renew their vows. I'm stockpiling on tissues now. It’s going to be Pandora's wedding times a thousand.