Paul also gets a back-up pair of boots worthy of KISS (and Adrienne gets a pair to match). Hopefully this will lead to them making a KISS-cover band called SOUL or something delightful. All of the songs are KISS-covers but with the lyrics changed to be about shoes. "I want to wear high heels all night, and sensible flats everyday." Basically I just want Paul in full KISS makeup. Fingers crossed that crops up as the season rolls on.
Mother Daughter Smize
Next we see Yolanda dropping in on her daughter Gigi's shoot for Guess. Gigi is drop dead, and she's learning the family business from her mom. Yolanda wants to be sure the eyes are super round and that she's showing enough leg. And she does. Kudos to mom for making sure everything is all in check. She just wants her little girl to look her best.
And then the big day arrives. Portia's party is going to be attended by several VIPS -- unicorns, bees, her dad if he makes it back in time. But the most important guest of all is a llama. And thank god Lisa make sure he gets through the house and into position.
Ladies and gentleman, if Lisa Vanderpump leading a llama through a house is not your new happy thought, then I don't know what could possibly bring you joy.
I'm still disappointed that Kim and Taylor are back. It stretching it to tolerate Kyle on her own. Not sure I can hang with this show this season.
Kyle needs to butt-out of trying to make Lisa and Adrienne make-up. She is damn lucky Lisa made up with her. Kyle is a friend to no one on this show......
Marielena HEY NEW GIRL....That is a pretty abusive remark. Comments like your should be deleated. I never call any poster nasty names. I will not fight with stupid. GROW UP AND DON'T BOTHER COMMING BACK...........
It's only the 2nd episode and already more than half the ladies can't blog?? It would be nice to get their take on the episode. That said, can someone explain to me how suddenly Taylor has a dog (I think Kyle asked where the puppy was), when in the 1st season, they gave a dog away because her daughter was allergic?
@ocviewer - I agree that all the ladies should have blogged by now. Geez, is it really too much to ask?
in total agreement!!! Yolanda sent hers in immediately. then Taylor (well, she had some sort of dispensation for last year's entire season, as did Kim). Brandi sent hers along, and Lisa, then Kim (nice blog, Kim). and Kyle picking up the rear.
Miss Maloof has yet to contribute. Methinks some of the gals are waiting to see what the other says. With Miss Maloof being absent to the end....I'd call that "immature".
The storyline of the race Mauricio and Paul ran in was way overdone. I was so bored, and fast forwarded through those parts. Slow week in Beverly Hills? I watch this show for the drama and fun with the ladies, not to see men running in heels. A 1 minute snippet of this would have been more than enough.
I loved the guys in heels race. It was hilarious. And, it WAS a break from Lisa's constant bitching about Adrienne. Lisa does not want an apology....she just wants camera time playing the miffed victim. YAWN!! Portia is adorable. I hope we see more of her.
rosyposy True enough! I was tired of Lisa's complaining too. And nothing is more adorable than Portia! :)
I'm curious as to what you think Lisa is complaining about. Could it possibly be because everyone wants her to make up with Adrienne - INCLUDING Adrienne and she does not?
Oh... of course, Adrienne is part of the show and, if it weren't for this or divorce, no one would know she was even around.
Um...by the time my kids were 4, they didn't invite adults to their parties. Problem solved.
@villegirl....where were the kids....Adrienne, Taylor and Brandi all have small children, why didn't they bring their kids instead of their attitudes?
villegirl I'm sure you didn't serve alcohol to the ones who dropped by to offer good wishes...
I think half the women like to play up drama for more air time and the rest have too much class and dignity to gang up on the others. I enjoyed RHOBH season one, when not so much drama and more funny, cute moments. With Taylor acting like that at a child's birthday was so gross.. who bashes another adult like that? so NOT classy! Adrienne and Paul need to stop talking crap about Lisa, she did nothing wrong and left so there would be no drama and no one taking sides.. that shows class. I think Brandi and Lisa did the right thing and left early before the cat--fights began at Portia's party.
Lisa doesnt need Adrienne in her life, period. its not childish to avoid her its just her choice as a grown woman. Nobody needs toxic in their lives. And some things are unforgiveable...not that Adrienne even offered an apology which just made things even worse. And the fact she's trying to act like its a 50/50 deal too! No Adrienne, everybody and their mother agrees that its all YOU that needs to beg forgiveness. Frankly I think its too damn late and Lisa should carry on ignoring you.
Admit it... aren't you a little bit peeved that Lisa and Adrienne are "okay" now?
Brandi showed so much class, it was a child's birthday party that needed no drama... Kyle had not panned on inviting Brandi....Taylor is so obnoxious..
Ladies ladies you'll need to grow up... this is not about yourself !! it s about Porita's Birthday !!! poor little girl all the drama at her birthday party !! what a shame !!! You all being immature ladies !!!
VillMus oh please. Kyle wanted all the women there. The reason only Lisa and Taylor went to Pandoras hen party was because Pandora didnt want all the housewives there fighting and hijacking it. It was Kyle meant to go with her but she couldnt go. Point is, if you dont want drama then you dont invite all the housewives. They dont need to attend a kids party! But Kyle wanted the party shown on the show so needed them all there probably hoping for drama!
calvin.right VillMus Maybe, it's in the contracts that all HWs must attend kiddie parties for filming reasons? Otherwise, Portia's party would have been shown for 2 minutes.
MacSpanky I don't think the situation could be summed up any better. Adrienne is the one acting juvenile and high school immature because someone is not taking her crap and has chosen to not be around that kind of mean spirited and black hearted person. Adrienne is the only one who owes the apology and it has to be a *real* one, "I am sorry I falsely accused you of ___, it was wrong of me, I did a terrible thing, and I am truly sorry", no "I'm sorry if you were offended by ___" crap. That is a non apology and does not take responsibility for one's actions.
HarryLime9 lmao. Not Dana who was shown getting out the car and then totally ignored! Got a horrible suspicion the producers were teasing her with that making her sit at home thinking she was gonna be shown at the party. Nope!
I believe that "Pissed in Heels" best describes Taylor at little Portia's birthday party. Doesn't every little girl want a drunk adult staggering around on her big day? "Remember when I turned 4 and Kennedy's mom was so drunk that she kept telling everybody about Brandi having sex with every man in Beverly Hills? Wasn't that so much fun?"