Brandi Glanville

Brandi explains her 'Brokeback Mountain'-style relationship with JR, why she made fun of Lisa, and why she thinks Carlton is "c---y" in a good way.

on Nov 19, 20130

Carlton's house is AMAZING! I've never seen anything like it. It really is a miniature castle. I felt a connection with Carlton from the very beginning and not just because of our mutual love for cursing. We are both mothers to young children and passionate about our families.

I met Carlton's best friend through my girlfriend and she said that Carlton was a girls' girl and "c---y in a good way," so I assumed it was safe to repeat this. Not everyone clicks from the get-go, and some of our friendships will take more work then others.

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housewifefan2012
housewifefan2012

I think all of the talk about Lisa being able to manipulate these women is crazy. Fool me once... but fool me twice is on you. If one allows themselves to be manipulated after grasping ones personality for years on the show, that to me does not show too much commonsense. Women have great intuition, and they can smell when someone is lying to them,

( they just turn their heads to the lie .. LOL) manipulating them and they can smell when there is mole in the pantry. If these women keep saying that Lisa influences them to do anything out of their character it is on them. People do what they want because  they see and ADVANTAGE TO DOING SO. SO IF YOU REALY WATCH THE SHOW... you will see what each person has gotten out of being so call manipulated. One year you side with someone who gives you some contacts that help you to publish a book or you side with someone can help you sell more homes, or you side with someone because they know a millionaire you can seduce to marry, thus securing your 90210 mailing address... etc.

This is a world of contacts and connections and because of this, people will do what they can to be in with the person who can offer an advantage until they do not need them any more. If you burn a bridge it only comes back to bite you and everyone else just supports the manipulator because they need them for something. So if you allow it and if you continue on that path, then you only have yourself to blame and you are just as at fault as the manipulator.

Everyone uses someone for some type of advantage. Sad but true. The manipulator knows this as well. The person wanting the advantage does not have to take what the offer is. But that is what happens to everyone who decides to dance with the devil in the pale moon light for the advantage. LOL, this is not rocket science. One more thing. A mother knows that her child will follow a ball when it goes in the street, if a mother is that smart and will run after that child or scream out for the child to STOP, then these smart women should know how to say stop before they take advantage of any situation they deem to be compromising their behavior.  LOL. Very entertaining show. 

 

LuverOfBravoTV
LuverOfBravoTV

There is a difference between "then" and "than."

lifeisshort48
lifeisshort48

Saying anything to you is such a waste of time.  You will say and do anything for that pay check.  You talk about being called a bully in front of your children.  Are they considered when you behave the way you do on television or the internet?  When leaving a place drunk?  This will all be there for them to read for ever.  But as long as you're making money.  George Jefferson had a big mouth too.  He was a fool as well.

rayna2013
rayna2013

i never like brandi, she has a foul mouth and if she listened to what the paparazzi said she wouldnt of needed to accuse kyle of calling her a bully, he mentioned the bullying with the situation with kyle, so obviously people in general have called her a bully, the word 'bully' is so vulgar as the words that come out of her mouth

Blue_26
Blue_26

Brandy I think you are awesome. I love how real you are and what you said on the WWHL after show regarding Joanna Krupa was the funniest thing I have ever heard! 

larabunny
larabunny

Brandi I want to give you some advice. Most of the problems you have had from the women have stemmed from a culture-clash. They were born in a different social class to you and played by different rules. You're all good women but you clash about what's appropriate and what's inappropriate sometimes. Then most of the time the drama gets blown all out of proportion and people take it personally and feelings get hurt and then it gets harder to resolve. This was really evident when you called Carlton a 'cunt' because in Kim and Kyle's world that is simply something you don't do. But Carlton could laugh about it because she's not from their world, she's from Britain and we have a different sense of humor and use swear words differently. It wasn't inappropriate to her in her culture. Buuut Kyle asking about her religion was inappropriate to her, in her culture, which is why it got her back up. So my advice to you is... step outside of your little culture and see things through Lisa's eyes. In your world when you're feeling vulnerable and hurt you tell someone what you need and wait for them to help you, you express your emotions because you're comfortable doing that and then you get the response you need. But Lisa isn't you and she isn't American. In Britain we have a 'stiff upper lip' and we don't advertise the fact that we're ill or suffering or struggling, that is simply something we don't do and are not comfortable with doing. All those little jabs that Lisa is making at you is her way of trying to show you that she's feeling hurt because you didn't stick up for her, because you didn't read her mind and realize that she was struggling with DWTS much more than she was letting on. Is she going about things correctly or asking for help correctly? Hell no. But she appears to be going through something under the surface. Every one of those little jabs is really just a poke in the ribs ''hey, I need you, pay attention to me, read my mind and see that I need you''. So my advice to you, is to reach out to her. Reach out to her and make your peach before it is too late! We don't know yet what she has done to you to make you state that your friendship is struggling, and I think it must have hurt for you to respond so strongly, but in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter right? It really doesn't matter. You had a real friendship and that is more valuable than your pride, and if you lose this friendship, if you get off the path of repairing it, you will regret it down the line. So reach out to her, even if your outstretched hand gets burned, at least you can say you tried. Because I think she's really going through something right now, or rather she was at that time and she could use a friend. Don't leave it too late! Sometimes being a girl's girl is putting your girlfriend's needs in front of your own.

AKnNC
AKnNC

Your truly gross.  When you talk about Joanna Krupa's vagina your just screaming for attention, when you lie to Lisa about your participation in the limo conversation about her fainting, your screaming for more air time.  I don't want you to go away mad, just go away.  If you want attention just plaster your face on bus benches or on the side of the bus so only the LA people have to suffer.  If any of the LADIES had any sense they would cut you out of their lives.

Ash013
Ash013

Surprise! Brandi bashers are always in full force. Wonder how many have made up different profiles just so they can throw shade at you more than once and under different names. Its like on twitter, its the same ones over and over. Seems all the other ladies get free passes with their ways yet you get hammered to death by these vultures. Congrats on your successful podcast!!!

Sunshinekisses
Sunshinekisses

Brandi what was with you wearing nothing but your underwear in the video tour of your home? Your home style highlights include a stripper pole, doggie do-do, and a spider. Brandi needs to get on a show called The Real Trailer Park Ex-Wives of Nobodies. 

deepee111
deepee111

Brandi,

I see a lot of negativity about you. Maybe you should start reading more about yourself and try to improve on some of these issues you have with almost everyone.You need to become someone who isan't always up in someones business. Concentrate on your friendships and make them better. Make your sons proud of you!

Success1
Success1

Disgusting… not sure there is another word to describe Brandi's character.  

BSNOMR
BSNOMR

After watching the show, it's clear that YOU are the liar. You are common and have obviously never had the benefit of proper upbringing. The pap that confronted you never said that Kyle called you a bully, YOU made that accusation, and I think YOU were the one who leaked the "bullying" story to the press in order to get more of the attention that you crave. (and could NEVER warrant on your own merit) Your pathetic excuse of "warning" Kyle about the gossipy story about to come out fooled no one but the other intellectually bereft, common bred cows at the table. (Crusty Carlton, Liver Lips Yucklonda, Lopsided Lisa) You should spend less time being a catty, lying hypocrite and more time trying to improve yourself, (Hint, Joyce speaks better English than you) wake up, you are an ugly, petty, shallow bully and it is easy to see why your ex-husband preferred the company of others, (many others), to yours, he must have really needed the fresh air.

Sunshinekisses
Sunshinekisses

 Brandi you are one of the most low-life people I have ever seen in the entire Real Housewives franchise. I just didn't understand why you think it is your God given right to "warn" Kyle about the tabloids because your ex-husband was in the tabloids when he was cheating on you?! You were not trying to help Kyle, you were trying to put her on the spot and embarrass her. Why should she thank you for that? Kyle seems happily married and you seem insanely jealous and insecure. It is incredibly inappropriate for you to mention Kyle's husband in the tabloids during what should have been polite lunch conversation. Than again you also think nothing of using the "c" word and then you have the nerve to sit there whining that you were called a bully infront of your children. Well, if you are so concerned about helping Kyle why don't you try staying out of her business and if you are concerned what your children think of you then why don't you get some clothes on instead of giving a home tour in your underwear. You'd also do well to clean up what comes out of your mouth. 

AndyD
AndyD

Brandi is a social climber and so she became friends with Lisa and used her just like she "used" her realtor boyfriend to get a house. Now she has teamed with Yolanda in hopes that her HUBAND'S connections will help her further so now she feels empowered to go after Lisa.  I feel most of the women on the show are gunning for Lisa because of her popularity and the fact that she is the one with her own show and they want some of that for themselves, so they feel the need to try and take her down to make themselves look better. 

AndyD
AndyD

How about when you lied to Lisa that you had her back in the limo.  You said a couple of snarky comments but when confronted you sure made it sound like you said nothing and that it was all on the other girls. Little lies matter too you know.  The lie of omission is still a lie.

shereedada
shereedada

Brandi I think misery loves company and I think you want to see Kyle's marriage fail because you were put in a bad situation I think you need to really think about the things you say and your actions your really lookng like a hater right now 

Jayna
Jayna

You're not as nice as you think you are, Brandi.  Very disappointing to see you tonight gossiping behind Lisa's back.  You weren't the friend you pretended to be even before your falling out.  

pradjody
pradjody

I love Brandi, She keeps it authentic.  Keep up the good work:)

RHJunkie417
RHJunkie417

I almost don't watch this show because of Brandi and Yolanda. While there are times I feel "on the fence" about Yolanda, there is NEVER a doubt about trashy Brandi. In the limo she acted as though she thought Lisa's faint was maybe a "put on" and as soon as Lisa arrives at Carlton's house she tells another version making it seem like it was ALL Kyle. Yolanda did say those things in Paris to the Richard sisters, and that his her problem with them, they know she is a sh*t stirrer. Yolanda quotes Eleanor Roosevelt, about how simple minds dicuss other people, yet talks about the ladies all the time. I wish Brandi would leave and take Yolanda with her. Yolanda plays Brandi's great protecter, well Lisa USED to do that too, and look how far that got her....Brandi is pathetic, I guess because she CAN'T keep a man, she believes no one can, she needs to pay more attention to what the paparazzi said, they never said "Kyle told them you bully her", they said "there was talk" that she bullied Kyle, BIG DIFFERENCE!!!

nycmeetsla
nycmeetsla

No self awareness at all. It's amazing that you actually continue to become more vindictive and more disgusting than the last season. You are lucky that you're so beautiful... it's the only reason you have any money at this point. Those looks (obviously not charm or intelligence) that attracted your husband in the first place and that got you on this show. You've done a great job sending the message to women that instead of hard work--- you can build a career on drinking wine, talking about your vagina, and backstab your friends. The one positive I must say is that you don't have a daughter...

 

 

jaygreen06
jaygreen06

Had to change the channel on tonight's episode. Is it just me or did Brandi, Yolanda, and Lisa behave like superior teenagers? I never minded them before. But tonight's show was painful to watch. I guess no one is innocent on this damn show. They all behave badly and take turns ganging up on each other. Why am I even watching this crap anymore???

MLisa
MLisa

Brandi - if you have to begin a blog with "First let me explan," leads me to believe you have something to hide.  Please go home.  You - and Lisa - and YOLanda - are nasty people and - frankly, belong where you live - In the land of fake.  Yuck.  Dishonest, disharmonious, disheartening, disgusting people. 

LilyGrace
LilyGrace

I've never been a fan of Kyle's but come on, Brandi! Who are you kidding that you brought up the Mauricio cheating scandal at lunch because you were trying to do Kyle a favor. Get honest with yourself. You're turning into a trouble maker.  

missylv
missylv

After watching Brandi on this show, I can see why her husband dumped her. She has been a trouble maker from day one and she is the last person on the show who should comment about any behavior other than her own. Bravo must be paying her extra to be bad. I have never seen anyone on any reality show who is as two faced as Brandi, not even Stassi!

chichilove
chichilove

You are not a bully your a mean,bitter jealous, ugly inside type of woman, I can see why after all your so negative that's why bad things happen to you. You put your nose in Kyle's business why is that? You should be only concerned about your miserable life she seems to be fine without your expertise LOL!

Doghouse
Doghouse

Hey, I'm a huge fan Brandi. Seriously, the show would die without you. Just watch it with the Lisa stuff. She's a tested, tried and true friend to you. Do not, repeat, do not stiff Lisa and/or Ken. You will fry yourself.

LisafromPA
LisafromPA

The frontal lobe of the brain assists people in deciding between good and bad choices, as well as recognize the consequences of different actions.  I believe that Brandi has some severe frontal lobe damage.

BlueAZ
BlueAZ

Wow... Lisa was the only one in your corner, giving you benefit  of the doubt so many times, trying to help you, and having your back at all times.  But now you can't do the same for her and make fun of her and then try and deny it to her face.  What a hypocrit you are.  You think your foul mouth and trashy actions are so much better and that it makes you look better to trash your ex, the father of your kids and his ex and to do it on a TV show where they can see it when they get older.   You are nothing more then an opportunitist who latches onto whomever will beleive your "poor me" story.  First it was Lisa and after she has obviously either gotten tired of it all or just is too busy to put up with your games anymore so now you have moved on to Yolanda and from the looks of it Carlton.  But I think you are just trying to improve your "story line" so you will remain relevant.  But you have don't nothing more then to give the show a black eye.  Nothing like a trashy woman with a lack of ability to dress appropriately, talk without using cuss words to get a point across and to lie and do nothing but trash anyone to make yourself relevant or look better.  TIme for Bravo to dump you.

muttercup
muttercup

Sorry Brandi.   I don't want to hear you whine about Lisa.   I like Lisa.   You can be friends with anyone and not give them your health history.  Its personal.  Yolanda decided to use her illness to make everyone aware of Lyme disease.  That's her choice.  Sometimes just keeping your mouth shut is a good idea

 

Reallynow12
Reallynow12

In the beginning I really liked you but I guess the show wouldn't have any followers if you didn't become a bitch but do you really need to love it so much.  Your behavior about Kyle and her husband was cheap.  Take shots at each other but leave the family out of it.  You gals are not fun to watch anymore.

MarieCollins
MarieCollins

The conjecture based judgements here are ridiculous. Don't listen to the judgements of people who, for whatever reason, think that what's show in these 45 minute encapsulates the relationships between you girls. Keep doing your thing and I, for one, won't be judging you or any of the other ladies for impressions I get from this show. RH viewers - grow up.

ProfessorMS
ProfessorMS

 @lifeisshort48

 You are so right. She claims to be a good mother but based on her behavior they should have supervised visits with her in the future. I think she should be asked to leave the show as well as that mutt Carlton. Carlton acts indignant whenever someone says something that offends her, which is apparently very often. But if someone she likes says something inappropriate, she thinks that is wonderful. Anyone who finds Brandi appealing must be as crazy as she is.  She also does not seem to know much about WIcca or what the pentagram signifies. She is an oddball, not because she considers herself a wicca, but because there is something "off" about her, maybe she is schizophrenic.  The show would gain back some of the more positive aspects it used to have before Brandi showed up. She needs to leave or mind her own business and learn some much-needed manners. Personally, I think she is deranged. 

Candygerlz
Candygerlz

 @larabunny psh. I am a poor and I have never behaved like this woman. She is a few years older than myself, as well. 

Bigwednesday
Bigwednesday

 @Ash013Last season everyone loved Brandi...now no one does. Hmmm..what could it be???????

Ash013
Ash013

 @deepee111

 why should she care what the usual bashers say about her? Its the same ones over and over. People forget its a show. Things are edited. There are things we don't see. Those who have been life long friends with Brandi speak highly of her. The other ladies seem to get away with their actions while B gets hate. Just goes to show some have a personal distaste for Brandi and are going to always be hateful towards her. she has a huge fan base and successful podcast and great friends.

france14
france14

 @Sunshinekisses well said, Brandi is all about ulterior motives-hurt peolple hurt others. They are called bullies in school and sociopaths by law enforcement.

patcaseygold
patcaseygold

 @AndyD Agree with you completely. Jealousy seems to be what ties them altogether.

bullyhater
bullyhater

Brandi does things that are DESIGNED to hurt people. She tries to hurt people. And she is absolutely a bully. She is either crazy or a pathological liar. Yuck.

nycmeetsla
nycmeetsla

 @jaygreen06 exactly my thoughts. i was always told you can't have a 'battle of the wits' with an 'unarmed man'. and that's what it seemed like. absolute dumb, insecure, overly aggressive women.

debikk
debikk

 @jaygreen06 I completely agree... MEAN girls is what they are. I used to love Lisa and then she let Brandi in. Brandi is maybe not quite a bully but for sure a MEAN girl and that is where the bullying connection comes from - us, not Kyle. It is what WE see. Lisa get away before you ruin your personality any more. Yolanda, get off your high white horse and Brandi you aren't even worth it!

debikk
debikk

 @LilyGrace Definitely a trouble maker. She just wants to hurt Kyle because she doesn't care for her. You are low class Brandi.

randrew
randrew

 @MarieCollins

 When they signed on that dotted line it GAVE us reason to judge (what we've seen or not) ect.. otherwise their would be no RH's shows.

fr.mkt.9
fr.mkt.9

 @Bigwednesday  @Ash013 I don't think everyone necessarily "loved" her but felt more sorry for her with the Adrienne situation. It was either her or Adrienne and well, those were the choices- our hands were tied, so we chose Brandhi.  But love her? aww hell naw

team01
team01

 @Bigwednesday  @Ash013 I love Brandi and know many others who enjoy watching her so saying no one loves her is untrue. I would rather watch an episode just with Brandi, Lisa, Yolanda and Carlton anytime.

Bigwednesday
Bigwednesday

 @Ash013  @deepee111

 Than I suggest Brandi leave the show or suggest to the producers to fire her.. Nuff said. She is replaceable...after all..it is a show...we are the viewers and we have the final say...otherwise we don't watch...we don't watch...then no show!