Carlton Gebbia

Carlton wanted to have fun in Palm Springs -- and couldn't believe the way Joyce reacted to Brandi's missing pup.

on Dec 16, 20130

So this exhausting nightmare of a dinner continues to painfully crawl along with what truly feels like no resolution in sight. Just as one little fire's out another one ignites. Oh yes and where would we be without the reckless labels yet again. "Team"! "Gang"! Sometimes you just can't make a point clear when you're not dealing with the rational. That being said Yolanda and Lisa gracefully take the high road, for this was a no-win situation. And did I say bloody exhausting!?!

Yeeeah dinner is finally over. OMG I need a drink and a bag of chocolates!

Now to go and have some fun, which is way overdue. Yes I have a great time with Brandi and as much as it looks like we are having a torrid affair, it's just silliness. It's actually a perfect place to let go, no driving, no kiddies, no responsibilities. Looks like we're not the only ones having fun, I heard there was some topless frolicking in the pool for two.

OMFG! I nearly passed out as our plan of frightening Lisa and Yolanda backfired. Brandi and I thought we were so stealth-like, but maybe the alcohol had dulled our razor-sharp senses. It did take a slight downer when Lisa took the bottle -- but they do have a history as good friends so maybe she was trying to avoid a massive hangover for Brandi. But on the flipside we were there to have fun. Sort of could see both sides on this one.

Next morning was like the Twilight Zone -- everyone was behaving rather cordial to one another. Fantastic! This may turn out to be a fun "hot as hell" day after all. The tram was amazing, the views were incredibly breathtaking, and then there were the squirrels. Love at first furry sight! A sweet couple gave us fries to feed them, but never have I experienced them literally sitting on my lap allowing me to stroke them. It was a memory I won't forget and worth the trip down for me. There may have been a split-second where they looked a little feisty but I think they were unusually friendly. I think Kim and I had a bonding moment.

326 comments
Chandler13812txxx
Chandler13812txxx

Omg, if you people don't like her, then get off her blog! Ugh... Carlton, I think you're awesome!!:) I'm never offended by you, or by Brandi even, and I think you guys are hilarious! Keep it up!!

annie17352
annie17352

You are just odd...scary odd. You see what you want to see not truth. I had to laugh when you said, I pray he will be okay when talking about your cat. Just who were you praying to???? You life is all about your self satisfaction. I think I will no longer watch the show...the class is gone...

callie88
callie88

I just have one question.  What did Kyle do to you to make you hate her so much?

 

RedHotChiliEpper
RedHotChiliEpper

I think the "Look! I'm bisexual" band wagon has passed, along w/showing off the behind closed doors clothing and the whole bondage play rooms years ago. *yawn*  

hotdog51
hotdog51

I can't believe you are even on this show the only thing you have to offer it is crass.  You are an embarrassment to all women you and Brandi should have your own show on the playboy channel 

HoneyB953
HoneyB953

Hmmm, why was it rude to ask if you're Catholic? You have crosses and a confessional so it's a pretty logical question. Of course listening to you on the show and reading your blog I'm thinking you may not understand the definition of logic, there is a free online dictionary that could be of assistance. One other thing, when are you leaving the show? I hope really, really soon!

PghHseWfLvr
PghHseWfLvr

Your headline this week is really laughable.  No one cares if you and Brandi are having "at it".  But the look that crossed over your face was priceless.  You were someone who had fasted for 60 days and there was a turkey on the counter!  I don't understand this picking of sides and it was immediate.  I'm not sure if you got to know anyone prior to meeting them on the show but clearly you are in the Yolanda, Brandi and Lisa side of the house.

 

The comments that Kyle made were so innocuous - to make something out of nothing is puzzling to me.  Not that Kyle is innocent in anyway but the constant picking and wordsmithing is tiring.  Brandi showering you with praise with regard to how you look but the contempt that showed on your face when someone did the same thing to Kyle, just saying!!!

 

So I try to give every new housewife an opportunity to shine through and show themselves for who they are - I'm not sure how much more of an opportunity you will be given in this venue.   Yawn!!!!!

Cat90
Cat90

I am not a fan if you carlton Bravo needs to get rid of you and brandi

Gia77
Gia77

It would be nice if you'd lighten up a little towards Kyle and Joyce. For some reason you can't give them a break. Seems like you came onto this show with your mind already set on how you'd like and wouldn't.

IrisDan
IrisDan

Yea, yet another week of Brandi and Yolanda's antics..............

vanesss
vanesss

I really hope you get to stay another season...you are the only housewife that is relatable....smart, funny, and down to earth.  I love how you call out things as they are....you do not seem phony, which is so nice on these housewives shows.  

Allisonpeach
Allisonpeach

Carlton, I can see that you're a genuinely good soul. I think you come off as a bit on the tough side, but your heart is huge. You're a nice addition to the show.

Cherokeewarrior
Cherokeewarrior

We hope Midnight is recovering from the fall and that you and your family have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

susanamarie
susanamarie

Oh no, is the dog dead? Anyone who loves animals as much as I do, is ok in my book! Some of the comments these bloggers are writing, it's no wonder I prefer animals over people!

spookyjlee.williams
spookyjlee.williams

Thank you for the punctuality with your blog. Kim is late again this year, so I just would like to thank all of you who take the time. :)

jvcatlvr
jvcatlvr

Carlton, do you get offended by EVERYTHING?  Lighten up woman.  Brandi could say same exact thing and it would be funny to you.  Lets face it, you get offended by anyone you don't like.  As for the 'children" names, when you named those children that, did you REALLY expect no reaction to the names?  Don't you ever hear of read the news?  I recall when Paltro named her child Apple, it was definitely a name of interest to many.  If you did not anticipate this, you are either clueless or just plain stupid.  I have listened and listened to that clip and I can definitely hear nothing that would even hint at an insult to get all riled about.  From my prospective (and I am sure many many others), they were only making comments of interest in the names, which would be natural to anyone.  To say it was insulting was silly.  Then to compound matters by saying that they "messed" with my children was a total lie and insult.  Again I listened and listened to the clip and heard nothing that would even suggest that.  You need to get a grip on reality.

Vicky88
Vicky88

I don't like Kyle, but not for irrational reasons. You could at least wait till she's actually done something to you, rather than just looking for "tits on an ant", as she puts it.  You hate being judged,and yet you are the most judgemental person there. 

a-a12
a-a12

Your personality is disgusting.  You are an example of the people who always remind everyone they hate drama yet are usually some of the most dramatic.  You're definitely a downgrade for the show.

Jerj
Jerj

I noticed that when you are around Brandi, you smile and act like a high school girl. You look old and stress the moment Kyle opens her mouth.

lisa-rose
lisa-rose

Hey Carlton...I think you're pretty cool. Never mind the haters, our culture often demonizes what we don't understand. I hope you more fully explain the practice of Wicca as to educate those who don't know what it's about....My only question is your clear and rather angry dislike of Joyce. Enlightened, drama free people accept others as they are....they don't cut them down with bitchy, arrogant comments  ...Just sayin'...  

  Peace&Pickles!!!

Lubby
Lubby

I just find you strange and unlikeable get off my show please. 

withak
withak

I think you both are ridiculous!

BigRealitybuff
BigRealitybuff

Bravo, please make it stop.  I followed the show from day 1 and now I am checking out.  Carlton is sooo painful to watch. I have had to record the show and watch later so I can fast forward when she comes on. I get trying to select someone who may be controversial or even not likable in order to bring drama to the show but watching her constant rolling of the eyes, preaching wicca, acting hypocritical, and being simply unintelligible have been unfortunately unbearable to watch .  Except for Joyce and Kyle, this season has been a waste of my time so Adios RHBH, gotta find another reality show to watch now. 

ak_gal
ak_gal

We watched the show, we don't need a recap. Yawn. 

Barbarajean
Barbarajean

You seem to read things into conversation that is not meant to really mean anything. Bloody dam lady, you are certainly the most obnoxious wicca I have ever seen. You have no class and it shows in your behavior. I hope Bravo does not keep you around. I think you you certainly be the demise of RHOBH.

piperbeau
piperbeau

Carlton you really think you can get on this blog and blow a bunch of smoke up our a$$es??! give me a break!!  Most of the viewer's are way to savvy to buy what your trying to sell us... The only reason that dinner was an exhausting nightmare is because of your girls Brandi and Yolanda!! Don't get it twisted.. You saying you couldn't believe Joyce's reaction to Brandi's missing dog is ridiculous!! Most of US couldn't believe Brandi's actions throughout the entire Palm Springs trip!! Seriously Carlton if your going to consistently blog try to be real... Cause we are not buying into all your BS!! Don't have a different set of standards for you Brandi than you do everyone else......

ZenHousewife
ZenHousewife

I hope Midnight is feeling well, back to normal and is avoiding the high-wire act!!!

ruby63
ruby63

Carlton, Not a fan. I hope you don't come back next season. You are a little creepy. That one scene with Brandi on the counter you looked like you were lusting for her. How does you husband feel about that? Plus you language in front of your children is awful. No I am not a prude. I can hang with the best. My children are older than you and have never used the f word in front of me or I in front of them. Respect that is the word. They would never be that disrespectful to me or I to them.

ssnyder
ssnyder

I think it's cool that you thought it was cool that Kim is the girl that on escape from witch mountain ,but do you like the movie Halloween which is my absolute favorite movie but the young girl Lindsey that the girl Annie was babysitting was Kyle .,but would you react like that to her probably not.

ssnyder
ssnyder

First off you say you love all gods creatures including insects while that would include ANTS you can't pick and choice and then fault other people for not liking bees especially  when their allergic.At the pool Yolanda mentioned pressure ,Kim mentioned pressure,but then when Kyle mentions peer pressure you have to open your mouth and say it's wasn't bloody peer pressure sorry to tell you ,but yes it was.You are not a very nice person and no matter what Kyle says you are going to have something mean to say it's disgusting and it just makes you the mean girl.And for Kyle asking you if you practice witch craft ,you said you are Wicca which does mean witch so it was a very appropriate question all of them wanted to ask and know so get over your damn self.I agree with another comment that kissing a girl or another guy it's cheating .And we can all see that you are way to interested in Brandi than you are posting on here you look at her like you should your husband not another person especially a girl,I also believe you are bi-sexual and sooooo want to sleep with Brandi your eyes and they way you look at Brandi it look like you wanted to eat her alive so don't give us your bull crap.We all know that the only reason you were upset when Lisa took the booze from Brandi was because you two were sharing a room and you were all happy cause shes drunk and you figured just like a guy would that you were going to have a fun time with Brandi.I also believe you have some kind of relationship with your nanny.Then when they were in the limo on their way to your house we all saw that Brandi said things about Lisa and then at your house blamed it all on Kyle which was not right.You said that you are tired of Kyle bringing up the rumors about her husband when it's mostly everyone else who keeps bringing it up especially little miss inappropriate Brandi and Lisa.Then you have all those crosses at your house plus a confessional and you think it's rude to ask what your religion is ,come on what are they suppose to think.You are just a mean person over all with absolutely no sense of humor.And all you do is mention sexual things grow up.

gessie
gessie

Nobody would care if you would, as we know it was all concocted for a storyline and is fake, fake, fake.  Nice try, though.

promotepeace
promotepeace

@ZenHousewife, You told me to get a dictionary because I called Carlton a Farrell child  in one of my earlier posts. My bad, it is feral child. Thanks for learning me a lesson! Btw Carlton, you best be nice or I might send Kyle a portable fly swatter to accompany her to all your events! Now "that" would be fun to watch!

ArtMom50
ArtMom50

Not a Carlton fan! This season is a bit creepy to me.

MRMH
MRMH

Carlton, once again I enjoyed your presence on the show, and I thought you played the situations nicely, mainly by not becoming involved in the childishness that so frequently goes on.  You have better sense for the most part than your colleagues do.

 

Even though you remain one of my two favorites, I'm having a problem accepting the kisses between you and Brandi. You seem to say here that you consider it "fun."  If Brandi approached me in the pool and began to purse her lips, I'd be long gone!  Instead, you flash her that beautiful smile of yours and join in the kissing.  If you are not bi-sexual or homosexual, what can be the fun in that?

 

I was happy to see you stand up for Kim saying a prayer by  the trash can. I agree with you completely.

 

I'm so glad you joined this cast.  You are a pleasure! 

 

 

MichelelovesBravo
MichelelovesBravo

Ummmm really???  Isn't Brandi the one who had her husband cheat on her??  (I'm really not sure since she NEVER mentions it....Bahahahaha)  Just because you are making out with a woman......a MARRIED WOMAN doesn't make it less important....Kissing anyone other than your spouse in my book iS CHEATING!!  

JockoFrobisher
JockoFrobisher

 @RedHotChiliEpper

 I know, right?  But then in the next blog she tries to play the bdsm gear off as just a joke.  Too late, Carlton.  Not that there's anything wrong with bdsm, if that is something you are into....but the coyness factor is just.....ew.

CynicalJadedHousewife
CynicalJadedHousewife

 @susanamarie

 Agree on preferring animals to people. 

 

Living in the LA and BH areas you have to watch your dogs like a hawk, at all times - even when you're in your own yard.  I think Brandi's right and the coyotes got the poor baby!  Horrible!  I'm glad she fired that useless assistant who was supposed to be watching the dogs!

jvcatlvr
jvcatlvr

 @lisa-rose

 Lisa-rose - No, Carlton would never explain because she would get offended if she had to explain the practice of Wicca.  However, I would think she should that so many could be enlightened to the truth of Wicca, not have the opinions that are fostered by the rumors out there.

RedEye_
RedEye_

 @promotepeace

 "learning me a lesson"? I hope you're being sarcastic. Otherwise, you mean TEACHING me a lesson. They teach, you learn. So its thanks for teaching me a lesson.

zoeyblu
zoeyblu

 @ArtMom50

 I predict she doesn't stay long...unless she becomes more likable

ccollier08
ccollier08

 @MRMH Carlton is a hypocrite! Hopefully, she is gone next year!!!

ZenHousewife
ZenHousewife

 @MRMH

 I like Carlton, but I don't get the kissing either.  Guess it's just not our cup of tea.  Brandi on the other hand just seems to enjoy shocking people.