David and I were really happy with the outcome of our party despite a couple of irritants. I'm sorry you didn't get to see the amazing and gorgeous all male Aussie band, London Cries, with stunning Toby Rand or my girl Ancorneil sing. As with all our parties, our guests range from our stockbrokers to our athletes that we represent to actors, musicians, and amazing friends. It's always such a diverse guest list, I wish you had gotten to see that.
As far as the uncomfortable hug with Joyce, seconds before that she was waiving both of her jazz hands 12" from my face for me to notice her, because I wasn't looking as she made her grand entrance. Sorry you didn't get to see that either. Oh, Joyce wasn't getting the attention she so desperately craves. And yes that's exactly my reaction when some one manically waves their hands in my face and then has the desperate need to hug. It's odd and uncomfortable.
The systematic disrespect from Kyle is extremely calculated, and if it isn't obvious to some of you, why not take a look at her behavior. She's always accused me of having preconceived ideas about her when I entered this lair, but this is a classic example of transference. Seems she was the one with the preconceived notions before I ever met her, then lying in her pathetic way asking "innocent" questions about my beliefs in Palm Desert in the pool, at my house for lunch, at my pool party to name a few. She may play the dumb, innocent victim with people, but I saw her for who she really is from day one. She exists in a make believe world and believes her own hype.
Carlton, you are full of contradictions!! You came solely to create problem. GET OVER YOURSELF! You are hideous looking, you have a nasty personality. The reason you decided to have issues with Kyle is purely based on jealousy. Kyle is EVERYTHING you are not. Carlton you should get a reality check darling!!! You may have cash, but most definitely you lack class, poise and decency. Shame you are tarnishing us Brits.
Carlton, you are being toooooo sensitive. Move on from this. I do believe Kyle thought she was being cute by what she said about the tattoo. She was just thrown by your directness about the issue. LOL So you get it and we got it. She does not like you and you do not like her. Next story please.
Easy up on Kyle Carlton...she's no angel but why go toe to toe? Also...you are rather "in your face" about your religion...a lot of us are private about our faith...you like to stir things up...you thrive on the controversy. You could have laughed at Kyle on camera when she saw your star and said "um...you might want to put your bifocals on and take another look." Very dramatical.
I never knew what a Wiccan was but Carltons representation of it certainly makes it look like something dark and evil..just keeping it real.
She is full of "positive energy"? She is full of it. Her continued fake outrage toward Kyle is her main storyline. She got offended when she first met Kyle over her mentioning the "nipple," but she then showed the viewers her dungeon.
Please please drop Carlton...I have to turn to something else when she comes on. Too much trouble so I
will just stop watching at all.
Is there a petition to get rid of Carlton on this show? If so, sign me up. I think she would do well on Syfy or Chiller. Any program where witches are allowed.
Wait a minute there is a program for witches, it is called Coven.
I am getting tired of fast forwarding through Carlton, The Wicked Witch of Wiccan Village!!!! Does anyone know a spell out there in tv land?
Everytime a Carlton segment comes up I fast forward throught it unless others are involved. It makes the show so much better and and you can save an extra 5 minutes of time.
Your indignant outrage that Kyle referred to you as 'her' is like throwing someone's spelling into the argument when the argument is about global warming. Growing up, I wouldn't have known that calling someone ''her'' instead using their name could be taken the wrong way until my mother married my repugnant stepfather who was abusive and became unglued if we little children referred to our mother as ''her''. Lighten up!
Carlton, dial it down a few (hundred) notches. Jeez, we get it! You are a tough white witch who only practices positive energy. You love women's bodies (yawn!) and you are highly offended if anyone, I mean ANYONE, has a question about anything, I mean ANYTHING!! Oh, and NO pronouns. Girl, I think you put a spell on yourself since you don't seem to know if you are coming or going. Hmmmm.......
Carlton - you need to leave this show asap!!! You're nothing but rude, dilutional and very much on the nut side of this world!! go back to your nude parties, sex rooms and leave all of us enjoy our show the way it was before you decided to make your horrible appearance!!! There is not one scene that you are not drunk or starting a fight with someone!!! Please do not let the door hit you in your...behind on your way out of tshow!!!
Don't like you, never will. You are mean and you give off a terrible aura. Attacking people seems to come so easily to you. They shouldn't give you the time of day when you start hurling your insults they should just walk off. I just don't see what your purpose is on this show. . .
You said you put Kyle's necklace in distilled water to clear it from negative energy, but it is you who needs to soak yourself in distilled water. Perhaps osmosis will plump up your wrinkly, leather skin. You are so blinded by your jealousy, you have to project your insecurities onto Kyle - and Joyce - to make yourself feel better because they are 10 times more beautiful - inside and out - than you. What did you prove, by the way... that Kyle puts labels? That's called being human and you do that more than all the other women altogether. I don't know if you are possessed by multiple evil spirits from when you practiced black magic that causes you to be so illogical and disturbing, but you need some serious help - a psychiatrist, an exorcist, whatever!
Hi Carlton, I do see the passive aggressiveness disposition that Kyle has at times. She makes judgments right off the bat before getting to know a person. Viewers have seen that when Brandi made her first appearance on the show. Her immediate opinions are loud and clear through her facial expressions, body language and passive aggressive slight sarcastic comments made either in a group or in commentary. Clearly she has some issues and one of them is insecurity especially when it came to Brandi the last two seasons. I also notice that she bonds with people who are like minded with her. Someone having enough confidence to be their own flavor is not going to do well with her. With all that said STOP over reacting to her! When you do that you give her way too much importance! I think Kyle can conduct herself with more respect and kindness it takes her while with certain people. Don't allow her narrow mindedness to bring out the ugly in you. When you are in your comfort zone your admiral and gentle qualities show, such as in the scene with you and Kim and the squirrels and as well when you are with your kids. When you first came on the show you said you don't like drama then to contribute to drama. Take this show lightly because this show doesn't breed real friendships just teams which get switched up all the time pending on each persons agenda! Therefor lighten up and be cool!
I used to love Carlton when she came on the show....I still have a soft spot for her....but when you advertise "peace and love and positive energy" you need to act it. positive people do not lash out at others (even when instigated)...I think Carlton has anger issues and needs to work on that. She's getting over the top AND just way too much sexual energy....I mean, OK, we get it, you love sex and you're very sexual.....it seems like thats all you have brought to the show.
Oh Carlton, sweetie. I don't know what happened to you in the past, but you seem to have a bad case of Mean Girl syndrome. Really, it's not age appropriate. Hope you sort this all out, I'm sure there is a good person in there...deep down.
Kyle comes off as being very uncouth.. Carlton on the other hand, way more sophisticated than most....
I love the flower that Carlton is holding during the birthday dinner... what is that made of?... where can I get one?
I think you have got to be the worst housewife out of all the shows. You are so hateful. WOW.
You are so quick to point out others short comings while completely ignoring your own. Why on God's green earth would you start up something that should have been handled privately at a dinner party and at one of the hostesses? What a stupid move, a rude move, disrespectful move, classless move. Shame on you. Don't preach peace and white light while behaving dark and ugly. Get on your broom and fly home you ugly person.
you have made this show rediculas, you are a perverted ugly person. Wicken does not even want to be associated with you. Your body is horrible, your teeth like a horse and your manners trashy. Get rid of the witch.
Witch Wrong? Cat got your tongue? No blog?? I thought you would be excited to blog how stupid you made yourself look at the birthday dinner, COMMANDING attention. Come on, all your faithful loyal fellow bloggers are waiting to hear one-sided self righteous blog!
You are absolutely VILE and Lord help you if I would have been at that table and you would have pointed your man-finger at me while throwing the F-bomb!
YOU HAVE GOT TO GO! BRAVO -PLEASE DISPOSE OF THIS TRASHY WOMAN!
Seriously!!! I don't want to see Carlton on the show anymore. It's not entertaining. It's weird and dark. Please do not let her come back next season.
Carlton, I feel it is a shame that you decided to accept a position on RHOBH. I have always enjoyed the past seasons. There's always a little craziness but until this point there's never been a real underlying feeling of negativity and hatefulness, which I feel is all you really bring to the table so-to-speak. I'm not one to comment usually, however I felt compelled to do so after watching your scenes at Mauricio and Ken's dinner. Really unattractive. I don't see much 'love and light'.
You are such a hypocrite Carlton and try to hide all the hypocrisy behind "light and love"! We're not stupid---we see you for who YOU really are!!!
Will ONE genuine Wiccan please give an outline of the religion so we can understand, Carlton the nut case is not allowing us any insight, she is scaring us away. This is a great forum to share so that US WOMEN can build our strength TOGETHER!
Please tell me the 15 minutes is up soon. It's not that Carlton is is evil, or dirty, she's just 1 giant negative note.
Well, looks like someone is getting voted off the island of Beverly Hills! It must be true what you said, when you use blackness, it comes back to bite you in the.........HAHAHAHA!
You misunderstand and misconstrue Kyle Richards. She wasn't saying derogatory things about your bathroom; she just came out and waved her hand over her nose -- oh I think it smells like poo-poo -- it was a bathroom -- that' s were people poo-poo. So you both aren't going to agree about the "star of david" versus the "pentagram" but honestly you come out attacking -- or do you not see yourself like that? I hope you have time to review what we the viewers have seen and just really do some self-reflection. But to bring those comments out at her husband's birthday party so not right.
Shape up or ship out Carlton. You're the biggest whiner on the show. Btw, if you want to save a bee from imminent death, speak up before the bottom of a glass crushes its skull not after the fact.
In Carlton's world using pronouns like HER in proper context is disrespectful. BUT calling someone a C U Next Tuedsay when you first meet is A-Ok.
Sometimes I don't know if all of this silliness is created just for show, because I really can't see any reason to be so not nice to one another. It just seems like a waste of energy and time. I really do not believe that Kyle is or was trying to be anything but who she is. It seems to me that Carlton has been angry or unhappy with anything that Kyle or Joyce has said or done. In one moment Carlton is telling Kyle how offended she is because she made a nipple joke/ comment about Lisa one of the first times they met, but whenever she or Brandi say totally offensive (either sexually or otherwise) things, it is funny and she loves it. I just don't understand her view point on things. She seems to contradict herself a lot. She stated that if someone has an issue with her then they better not talk behind her back, they better come to her. Yet, she has done nothing but talk about Kyle saying snide and mean things over and over again. Carlton just comes across very angry and at times cruel. She says that Kyle and Joyce are labeling, but she seems to do the same to them all the time and is so very judgmental towards them and others. I know that my post here isn’t the nicest either, but this is just how I see it. Come on ladies be nice to each other!
when you look back on these episodes you will see that no one can disrespect you more than you disrespect yourself..
@LatinaMiel Agree. Carlton, you base lots of false assumptions about others when you "dream"....Then you proceed to hate them. That is not remotely logical. Just shows how you're chomping at the bit for your silly hostility. Then you tell Joyce to be careful because you fancy yourself to have super human "power". How idiotic. All that just because Joyce stated that she doesn't believe in your nonsense. You are a walking contradiction. I didn't learn anything about your religion because you lack the articulation skills to even make sense. Then you have you house festooned with crosses. Make up your dam mind. I could go on-and-on.....You are always angry. Yet incapable of explaining your intense hate for the most banal questions. You are simply insecure.
@LatinaMiel The negative energy started when a nice jester turned into something evil. Therefore, Carlton, the negative energy came from you after it was placed over the pentegram. How tactless of you to tell someone who gave you a gift that you put in distilled water? Why just return it if you belive that? If you truly felt that piece of jewelry came from a negative place, why keep it in your home.
@peacesister so true
@Jessieandkitty Agreed! However, a high powered vacuum would get the job done faster than a broom. A word for Carlton-Poof!
@FABzzz What is your definition of uncouth? Could it be someone who is constantly pawing at young women, who considers themselves a witch, throws a party with nothing but women on stripper poles, naked women with painted bodies, cannnot provide a clean bathroom for guests, lap dances her mother-in-law, interviews young women for the entertainment of her nasty friends?
DRUM ROLL! The mask comes off and it is - CARLTON! (and crowd runs like hell)
@FABzzz lol you are not watching the same show as everyone else.
@FABzzz I think you can find one in a graveyard, taken off someone elses grave. Go look for one, because I am sure nothing like a blooming flower grows around Carlton.
@FABzzz Ask her the next time you are helping her with potions....
@shecodes Zoom, zoom-I'm sticking to giving her a high speed cordless power vacuum!
@sharonkaye Well put.