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Kim: Lisa's Faint "Looked like a Fakey"

Kim can't believe Lisa's digs at her sister (and Brandi) or her fainting on 'Dancing With the Stars.'

Well, I guess I have to start with Kyle's lunch. . .HA! First of all, it was very nice and relaxed! I enjoyed seeing all the girls sitting around and laughing about talking about fun things, and then the BEE! OH WOW! HA! That whole thing!! OMGosh! LOL! I like Carlton, and I just wish she had a better time! At the other lunch, it was a different story!

Once again, to watch Lisa diss my sister and Brandi! Insinuating that my sister doesn't have friends? And that maybe Yolanda should put her house on the market?!? And then turning to Brandi and telling her that she needs to exercise her brain! These kinds of comments have become all too common from Lisa. It was a very degrading comment but with a touch of humor! That's another one of Lisa's specialties! This kind of behavior is totally uncalled for!

When I first walked in and saw Portia sitting on the kitchen counter with her little missing tooth it brought back so many memories for me when my children were small. I would wait for them to go to sleep, and take their tooth and sprinkle fairy dust on their pillow and then put a silver dollar (or what ever the going rate at the time was) in place where the tooth was! So hard to believe that my babies are all young adults now. Little Portia is only just beginning to lose her teeth! Portia has just started to have overnights with me, so I guess my tooth fairy days are not over and it's time to stock up on the FAIRY DUST!

Kingsley is the sweetest dog in the world, and he's been there for me with unconditional love and affection through some very difficult times. He brings so much joy and happiness! My nephew Conrad found him on Craigslist and gave him to my daughter Whitney, and now he’s now found a home with me and Chad! As you can see, he can be a bit of a troublemaker. . .He's so loveable, but when he's not getting attention, he finds a way! He will go into my purse and take out my sunglasses, my makeup, my wallet. Anything to get my attention! He LOVES shoes, furniture, rubber bands, etc! I knew I had to call in a trainer! The trainer told me he’s very spoiled! You think??

When I spoke to the trainer, David Utter, he told me that Kingsley is not going to like the authority of a trainer and what he represents and that he could become aggressive with him. This is the first time I’m working with David, the only other trainers I have worked with were animal trainers on Disney movie sets and TV shows. He also said that Kingsley should have a choke collar and leash on when he arrives, because Kingsley may sense him on the other side of the door! Unfortunately, when David arrived, I was on the phone and distracted and I didn’t put the leash and collar on. Kingsley reacted just as David had said, but within a few seconds, he was back to himself! Kingsley and our family have been working with David, and you will get to see more of this wonderful dog! Dogs are worth all the work, they’re like babies! I love my dog!

As for Kyle and I watching Lisa on Dancing With The Stars… Well, when I first saw Lisa fainting, I thought what just happened? Then we watched again, and I saw that she was holding his hand while she gently laid herself to the floor? But she still had his HAND!?!  It looked like she was still holding, because she was afraid to fall to the floor!!! I have fainted on camera and in real life and that just looked like a FAKEY!!

Lastly, when Yolanda talked about not being well, and then to see her there in the hospital, I just thought about what a struggle this has been for her. When she mentioned how her kids come over and wait to see her and to be with her, I was so touched. It’s hard for me to see her struggle, and it’s been a rough year for her. Yolanda is a tough-ass, and to see her like that it gets to me. Whatever you’re going through, you look forward to phone calls from your kids, or the times they come to visit. I related to that. I’ve prayed a lot for her, and I love that David has been there to support her through this, he’s a great guy.

See you next week!

Kim

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Brandi: I'm Always Here For You, Kim

Brandi focuses on the positive this week as this season's RHOBH comes to an end.

Hey Bravo Fans,

Today was a fabulous day--t was my baby Jake’s birthday. We got his favorite Oreo ice cream cake, and for our family celebration, it was perfection. I can’t believe he’s already eight. I had to hold back my tears when I realized I will never again use that number eight candle. #mommymoment

It has been a really exciting week for me. My Sonoma County chardonnay, Unfiltered Blonde, launched for pre-sales this week, and despite it being tax season, the first day alone was a huge success. Thank you! The website is up now at www.unfilteredblonde.com. The creation of the wine was an incredibly long and careful process, and I couldn’t be happier or more proud of my finished product. I’m sure you're all as excited as me that this week was the FINALE episode of BATSH-- crazy RHOBH reunion. 

I could talk about the she said, she said, she said… but let’s not and pretend we did. It’s been a long season, kind of centering on one night that really isn’t worth the attention it was given. I’m tired of it, it happened several months ago, I’m sure you’re tired of it. You know why? Because it’s old news and in the PAST! 

Eileen, your house is lovely. Sorry I said otherwise for the sake of a laugh. I really like Vincent, he is super cool, your little boy is adorable, you seem like a good stepmom, and I wish you and your family the very best.

Lisa R., I really loved you on my podcast. You made me laugh and rolled with punches. I really enjoyed our interview, and I enjoyed most of the season with you. I think that’s what I’m going to take away and forget about the rest. I think sometimes you make it harder on yourself with your Twitter feed, but I’m choosing not to engage. I really liked a side of you, and you seem to have a beautiful family.

Lisa V., I had a lot of fun with you and Ken. I will always have a special place in my heart for you guys. I wish Ken the best of health and a speedy recovery. 

Kyle, best wishes on you and your family’s endeavors. My sincerest wish is that you and Kim could be as close as you ever were in the near future.

You are a strong chica and I know your family is better for it. 

Brandi Glanville

Kim, love having you as a BFF. I’m always here for you, and I hope you are always here for me. You are a strong chica, and I know your family is better for it. You are hilarious, and I love our funny talks and text-offs. Laughter is the best medicine. I heart you.

Yo, my dear, dear Yo, I will see you soon. I love you, you are so strong and so brave! I know you are going to kick Lyme disease’s ass! Anything you need, just emoji me.

I want to thank all my supporters for always being there for me regarding all of my other endeavors, including my books, podcast, Celebrity Apprentice, app, my t-shirts, and finally my WINE and for allowing me to be me.

Ok guys, this is the big week. This is the Make*A*Wish Los Angeles Walk for Wishes Walkathon. Me and the boys pledged to try to raise $15,000--I have $12,625 so far. We need $2,375 by Friday at midnight, every dollar counts. Thank you!

I heart you all!

Xoxo

B

P.S.  Here’s my Make*A*Wish YouTube video that I made in my kitchen. youtu.be/DTKMTDs6-R4 

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