Lisa Vanderpump

Lisa can't understand why Kyle continues to bring up nipple-gate and what will happen after the disastrous birthday dinner.

on Feb 40

Hello. So what do we have this week? Well it was Ken's birthday. Kyle said that Mauricio had his a short while ago without celebrating so we decided to do a joint birthday. Ken would prefer that as he hates being the center of attention. I wanted to do something gorgeous in the garden, and Kyle and I met with Kevin Lee to organize something rather spontaneously. Everybody was invited, but sometimes it gets lost in the organization as to who is coming exactly. I didn't understand Kyle's negative comment about saying we wanted to plan it. Of course. as it was at my house I would have the responsibility, but I recall we had fun organizing it. . .

The night started of beautifully, laughs were had over Kevin and Jax -- and all looked promising. Maybe it was a mistake to have Scheana there, but she and Brandi had been in the same company recently, at a lunch at Villa Blanca, without a problem. I insisted she stay in the kitchen and organize everything there as she has done on many occasions. Also I went to the length of employing two extra catering waiters so there would be no precarious exchanges at the table. She had always been remorseful of what had happened six years earlier, but now was engaged and I hoped it had come full circle.

The dinner was a rather gorgeous affair, but, unfortunately, when Kyle once again raises the subject of nipple-gate I know where this is going. It was embarrassing to be on the cover of a certain magazine, the same one that had written stories about Mauricio, stating I had a sex tape! I know it is nonsense and the only way to deal with this, as I have said to all of the women, is to ignore it. Don't indulge in it, as tomorrow it will line the bottom of a parrot's cage.

However for Kyle to keep bringing up the subject in company, I think many would take offense. I don't. I laugh it off, but I wonder if the situation was reversed what the reaction would be? 

669 comments
manx35
manx35

Stop defending Kyle. She has zero loyalty to you and you try to see the good in everyone but what she did to Carlton is part of her MO. Kyle loves to do things and then claim stupidity, "oh I didn't know."

Picket@fence
Picket@fence

Queenie is all about the Benjamin's. Bravo helps her promote her businesses. Ken is there to carry the dog and talk about how priveliged Rosia is. Oh yes, she is so lucky to be thier housekeeper and carry his tea to him. I liked them in the beginning, but now they just act like bourgeois Europeans.

Witchipoo is simply trash. She makes Brandi look civilized.

funlovingal
funlovingal

You are a class act and down to earth Lisa.  One of you is wrth more than all the rest of toses so called "ladies"!

jilldenise1
jilldenise1

Go Lisa your awesome they are all jealous of you Brandi betrayed you don't let her get away with that team Lisa

jilldenise1
jilldenise1

Go Lisa your awesome team Lisa all the way kick Brandi to the curb

winchestor
winchestor

Apparently, you're responsible for everything everyone on this show says or does.  You are even able to get people deported on a whim.  If this is truly the case, this show should lose the puppets in favor of the ultimate puppet master!  You rock lady! 

Beaufab
Beaufab

Lisa, my FAV. It's time to go the Sharks are circling the boat, time to get off you have too much going on in your life to deal with low lives like Brandi, and Kim and others that want to hurt your businesses and family. Keep Vanderpump rules and move on for your own sanity. PLEASE! I don't want to see you hurt.

southernbelle25
southernbelle25

The one thing I believe that Brandi has said about you is that you are VERY SMART.  In what culture is being a smart and successful business woman a bad thing?  

tryxy
tryxy

Just saw that clip… Lisa loved it!  That will be a great pairing… Lisa and Carlton.  HOWEVER… Lisa will have to keep her comments to a minimum.  Carlton is NOT afraid of Lisa's social status.  This could be fun to watch.

Bigwednesday
Bigwednesday

Kim Richards really holds a grudge doesn't she?


I think she should get involved in charity work and spend her time with that.


Besides, she sounded like she was on meds or something.

Cornelia-cooks
Cornelia-cooks

Hello Lisa,

I realize the show has just recently aired and that you won't necessarily be ready with your blog yet.  


I commend you on defending Kyle against the tirade of accusations from Cartland.  On the other hand am I disappointed that you seemed to "buy" Cartland's elephant tears over the pain Kyle had supposedly done to her time and again. You are a good judge of people, and this whining on the part of Cartland surely should have set off alarms rather than sympathy.


You are among my favorite Housewives.  Don't waste your limited time with the minor ones.


aristakaty11
aristakaty11

Lisa Luv you on the show I think many of the other house wives are jealous of you because you are so successful.

Your businesses and other ventures are fabulous and you are one of the most popular housewives it is sad to see the others trash talking against you. You are such a fabulous classy LADY xxoo

Cinder_N_KS
Cinder_N_KS

In this whole Housewives series…Lisa remains the epitome of class and I respect that she refuses to sink to the level of some of these other women (although I sometimes secretly wish she would let them have it!)My only hope is that she will have a one-on-one with Yolanda, as I’m not sure she (Lisa) realizes how hurt Yolanda has been.Then again, I hope that Yolanda can respect that maybe Lisa can’t always shift her priorities based on someone else’s.I certainly hope there’s no future of some ridiculous rift between these two.Oh and I hope Lisa gave Ken a high five on that comment he made to Kim about how she’s missed things.I was tempted to get my violin out when she responded how hurtful the comment was.Bleh she needs to own it.However, looking back I don’t think she was under the influence as much as we thought because she remains completely mentally addled.Thank goodness Lisa and Ken keep it real.Stay strong!


224constant
224constant

Lisa is my favorite and I think the others are jealous of her. Unfortunately, when you are on the top, even your "friends" want to tear you down.

sweet9898
sweet9898

Be careful Lisa because I smell a sabotage coming your way and the drivers behind the seats are Kyle and Brandi.  For whatever reason, both seem to enjoy talking ill about you!  If you ask me, they appear to be jealous of your success especially with the new show!  

realitybites2
realitybites2

Lisa, 

I just really said all I had to say on Joyces blog as she said everything I came here to say except with much less rambling on.  Please know the viewers love you, and can spot a smear campaign when we see one. Please just keep being fabulous, as you are the number one reason I tune in. :)

snedentx
snedentx

Lisa you’re awesome. 

Brandi saying that you manipulated her is a joke. She runs her mouth (remember on WWHL in the beginning of the season when she spoke of something Mohammad said) and then wants to take no responsibility.

I wonder if Brandi remembers when no one liked her because of her mouth in the beginning and her only friend was Lisa.

I think this is the season of ‘Mean Girls’ and they are all ganging up on Lisa.

Keep your head up Lisa we love you.

LisaAnnM
LisaAnnM

Is Ken friends with Mohammed ? 

Queenred1
Queenred1

Lisa don't defend the indefensible.

Florida_Gal
Florida_Gal


Lisa


Oh no. The other side of Lisa is coming....  Brandi doesn't understand why Lisa is no longer BFFs.  Could it be that Brandi has told her to stop nagging her, m-fer and Lisa respected her wishes? Oh no, the dreaded fall out. No phones calls from Lisa.  "I don't want to ever be on the other side of Lisa" Kim confides.  Kimmy... were you ever on the sunny side of Lisa?  


What's up with YoFo? Our favorite Dutch Girl and lover of all things lemon has soured on our Lisa. Say it isn't so. Seems like Yolanda can make family first but not Lisa. Tsk Tsk.  I don't understand what's up with YoFo and the double standards but I love her refrigerator and her home is fabulous. Let's simply say more lemons and less LYME, shall we?


Kyle, Queen of the Obvious, says Nipple Nipple everywhere she goes. She knows what she is doing. But does she know that we know what she's doing?  Little inSTINKator.


What do they all have in common? They 've chosen you to be the one that they complain about. Why? I don't know.  Maybe they don't have enough star power on their own to generate their own light so they are attempting to reflect a bit of yours their way. 


As odd as it may seem, all their complaints reveal something about them because it's certainly not about you. 


Love the Lisa!





Saphari
Saphari

Lisa, you are great!  The only reason I watch!

Christiann52
Christiann52

Love you, Lisa.  Won't be buying the bs Brandi will be trying to sell us tonight.  Stay strong.

HPaul1
HPaul1

Lisa you are truly my favorite woman on this show and this is just another reason why! You are the reason I tune in on a weekly basis and I can say because of you, I am hooked on RHOBH. As someone who does not buy into "reality TV drama", I must say you have consistently handled yourself impeccably and I give you so much credit for never wavering from what you believe in and always standing your ground. You are such a classy woman with the best sense of humor, and your ability to brush things off just showcases your strong sense of character. I know us viewers can only gather so much truth in a 60 minute edited span of clips, but it is enough to get the gist and as long as you are on the show, I will continue tuning in every week! 

violetq
violetq

We all come from different perspectives. While some claim you asked Brandi to recognize Sheanna's engagement as a "how dare a friend(Lisa) ask Brandi to even speak to an enemy." I watched and it never occurred to me there was cruelty in making that request. I looked at it as a chance for Brandi to try to do the right thing and come off as mature, moved on,,, and trying to live a better life. I realize that some people's experiences cause them to have doubt in goodness, and feel that most people have an angle towards serving themselves. Yet, I still choose to look at things the original way I saw Lisa's request, and that was to help Brandi be a better person for the camera, as it would help Brandi, if she could show a little kindness.

Giving people the benefit of the doubt helps ourselves live a life free of unwanted stress.

Still love and enjoy you on the show Lisa, best wishes to you and your family.

albb
albb

Lisa, you are my FAVORITE by far!  Thank you for always being a voice of reason and a source of intelliegence and class on this show, especially this season where the cattiness has gotten out of control.  No one is perfect and we all make mistakes, but I think when other ladies attack you or make snarky remarks about you, it is out of pure jealousy.  Thank you for being the type of woman that I would like to be.

mpk
mpk

Miserable human being= when Anger and resentment hold you hostage. Helping a friend act in a forgiving manner even if simply, to save face in front of a camera, is what a wise/supportive friend would do. Brandy is simply not willing to acknowledge the truth and feeds off those who enable her down a painful path. Maintaining an amicable relationship with someone who has betrayed you, is an expression of true wisdom. AMICABLE but not close enough that they can hurt you again...that is kind. I respect you for not wavering on this. For not being a hypocrite like most of the women in all RH, who will sell their integrity for fame and money...then again, if it is for sale, it was never truly part of their character.

Your humor, priceless!!!! Your family and friends are very lucky!!!

tamarahope
tamarahope

Lisa I think anyone who lets Carlton get away w/her crazy behavior is just as bad as her! You know Kyle & you know she hasn't done the things Carl says she has done so not telling Carl she is wrong tells her its alright to treat Kyle so mean! You have known Kyle for yrs. you know deep down Kyle isn't bad. You I think are enjoying Carl treatment of Kyle cause your still mad that in your mind Kyle did't have your back! You know that's mean Lisa!

imk505
imk505

Why would you defend Carlton on your blog? Then again, you defend Stassi at Sur so it shouldn't be a surprise to me anymore. 

Fayeth
Fayeth

Lisa, I hope that you watch RHOBH yourself and have seen enough to know by now that Snarlton was full of it when you followed her out at the birthday party and she told you that there is more to the Kyle vs. Snarlton thing than you know.  Come on, she has so much distain for Kyle I can't imagine that much has gone on that we haven't seen because she can't stand to be around Kyle any more than she has to!  She hasn't given Kyle enough time to do anything to HER to make HER dislike her so much!  Of course the cameras aren't there when she's dreaming but from what the cameras have seen her distain for Kyle is totally ridiculous!

BarbaraETD11
BarbaraETD11

Lisa,~ I used to adore you, but I was very disappointed in you in this episode. Having an employee who slept with a friend's husband work the party where the injured party is present, was not only thoughtless but very calculating and mean-spirited.  To mention also that it has been 6 years, further demonstrates how insensitive or calculating you truly are.  And to add insult to injury, you have the audacity to encourage Brandi to congratulate this home wrecker!  And you are wondering why Brandi has ill will towards you?  I don't think the Underdog did the only biting here!!!

Jamcelroy
Jamcelroy

What an excellent question you ask: would Kyle have been equally gracious as you if you'd brought up the tawdry subject of Mauricio's extramarital relationships in company? She would have lost her freaking mind. 


If anyone is bringing up dirty laundry and laughing it off as a joke, it's Kyle, as evidenced by her laughingly bringing up not only Lisa's "porn" article but Brandi's supposed sex in the bathroom with JR "joke". If anyone is calculating and snide, it's Kyle.

wesleykcinthehouse
wesleykcinthehouse

Sometimes I think Brandi must have dirt on Lisa, why would Lisa keep sticking up for her?

hopelogin
hopelogin

Lisa, Your such a classy woman and anyone would be blessed to have you call them friend. It's a shame that Brandi is already setting you up to be the big bad wolfe.She is already going aroung saying that you tell her what to say and how to think. Didn't she already use that to blame Adrienne Maloof and her husband for everything that has happened to her? Personally I am so sick of her and I can do with out ever seeing her on the show again. I can already see the writing on the wall with these women and you are going to be the target at this years reunion. I have enjoyed seeing you and Kyle get along but she is still constantly talking about you behind your back. I can see you both in a friendship if she could just see what she does is so inappropriate. We can hope at least. I'm surprised at Yolanda I thought she was a better friend than that but I guess she is as fake as the rest of them. Carlton was very inappropriate at the party but it was obvious from the first time that she met Kyle that she took an instant dislike. She creeps me out and I hope she doesn't return next year.

lovethehw
lovethehw

What is strange to me in all of this, though Lisa does not agree with Carlton she understands that Carlton was taken a back with Kyle's stories with first impressions and may have be taken out of context..however, when Joyce attempted to inform Lisa that Brandi was speaking ill of her in a conversation Lisa blew off Joyce..how is this different? so many contradictions with the ladies and their views this season..are they getting nervous that their story line is getting too boring? Just be consistent with your views and actions, with your reactions, and no one will question you.

BlingDong
BlingDong

I love that the only real criticism they all have is that you haven't made each and every one of them your BFF. They don't seem to care that Yolanda isn't their loyal friend, or Brandi, or Carlton, or Joyce, or Kyle or Kim. You're in DEMAND, girl!! Seems downright crazy to me that anyone thinks you have time for all of their demands, but if that's all they have to try and take you down with, it's kind of more complimentary than critical. They just aren't smart enough to see their own desperation.

manx35
manx35

Last I checked it's a maids job to do whatever is spelled out in her job description and I'm quite sure she gets paid damn well to do it. Who are you to demean her job? Sorry being a maid is so beneath you. It's sad to watch people spouting their jealous nonsense. Lisa is a pretty awesome person to work for from what I've seen so I don't get how you think you know how her employees feel about their jobs. "Queenie" as you put it has worked damn hard to be the Queen of her castle so if you have a problem with wealth then get some of your own so you can do with it as you like.

RR74
RR74

@Bigwednesday  I hate to admit this but I agree with you 100%.. Nothing against you personally but I was really pulling for Kim to stay sober.She seemed a little off this week.  ...and yes, she can hold a grudge, hopefully those she put through hell with her drinking are more forgiving. Charity work or maybe get into some acting classes and focusing on a career in movie make believe rater than reality make believe  would be a better choice. Alcohol kept her so far out of any reality for so long. I worry she ill get it ll mixed up again.

Bigwednesday
Bigwednesday

@snedentx


Let's count all the people that Brandi says manipulated her. We will start with her ex husband Eddie C.

Then there was Adrienne Maloof. Now it is Lisa.



WendyNickersonGough
WendyNickersonGough

@LisaAnnM  I am sure they get along....Lisa and Mohamed are great friends...so I am sure Ken is just fine with him...

Eurogirl
Eurogirl

@violetq Oh come on! I like Lisa too but that request was over the top. You would ask your friend to congratulate someone that cheated with her husband? Really?

Reba39forever
Reba39forever

@violetq I saw it more as a this is one of those small towns - you are going to be running into each other. Make your self look like the bigger person - make it a non issue.  I do not like this season's Brandi and would be fine if she did not come back but I doubt I will get my wish that said - I see no remorse in the young Ms. Scheana - Brandi should not play her game at the end of the day they both look like idiots throwing insults over that jerk that played them both. Please Brandi for once in your life try to pretend you have some class and take the high road.

SharonCA
SharonCA

@tamarahope She *said* she thinks Kyle is a good girl.  I do not.  Kyle is manipulative and disingenuous.  Not liking her because you are aware she badmouthed your religion when she heard you were joining the cast...and her seemingly constant baiting...is understandable. 

nikgrameg
nikgrameg

@tamarahope What show are you watching?? Lisa defended Kyle to Carlton at the party and again at Carlton's husbands party....she didn't turn on Carlton to defend Kyle...why should she, but she did defend her.

fairytell
fairytell

@tamarahope  agreed, Lisa pretending to understand was lame, I think they call that diplomacy in politics

Susan.Hauke.WI
Susan.Hauke.WI

@wesleykcinthehouse But then, I have to wonder, why on earth would Lisa insist to Brandi that she seek out Scheana for a conversation?  That just doesn't make sense to me.  I agree with Brandi that Lisa should make every effort to not have Scheana around her.  If I divorced my husband over an affair, why would I want to have that mistress pushed on me time after time?  I wouldn't be able to handle it at all.

WendyNickersonGough
WendyNickersonGough

@BlingDong  I thought the same thing...the only thing every one seems to be mad about is that Lisa is not their best friend...what a crime!!

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WhenPigsFly
WhenPigsFly

@Susan.Hauke.WI @wesleykcinthehouse  My take...I think Lisa wants to create conflict between Scheana and Brandi, not resolve it.  More conflict, is more publicity for RHOBH and Vanderpump Rules.  This also means people will flock to SUR to see, none other than Scheana...