Hey! I hope everyone had a wonderful Passover and/or Easter with family, friends, and food. Yay!
I’m keeping this blog short, because...I don’t know what else to say. I kind of said it all on the show. Or I’m burnt out. I’m not sure. But this is all I’ve got.
1. I’m sorry for the F-bombs if they offended anyone. We should start using a RHOBH curse jar. I’m sure we could send at least one of our kids to college with the cash!
2. After watching the RHOBH Reunion Part 2, I realized I had been remiss: I’m pretty sure my stepkids aren’t doing their own laundry at school.
3. Kim has nothing on Lisa R.’s husband Harry. It was only said to provoke Lisa R. and cause pain. Lisa R. practically begged Kim to state what she “knows,” and she said it was “private.” Right. It’s private, because it doesn’t exist!
Kyle has been trying to protect and help Kim, not embarrass or use her in some sick way.
4. Kyle’s not out to get Kim in any way shape or form. From what I’ve seen, she is always concerned for her sister and only wants the best for her. Kyle has been trying to protect and help Kim, not embarrass or use her in some sick way. It’s strange (I’m trying to stay away from using “weird,” but it’s hard!) having been present at these different social events, knowing what happened, and then hearing Kim’s take on them. Of course the flashbacks only prove that Kim’s memory is WRONG. Thank goodness we’re on a show, and it’s all on camera. I’m considering installing cameras at home so I can use the footage to prove Vince is wrong as well when we argue. Seems highly effective. I’m kidding. Or am I?
This reunion never ends! Next week, I believe, it gets even more dramatic. I know, right? I didn’t think it was possible either.
May I please sit on the other sofa, now?