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Marysol Patton

Slightly Sophomoric

Marysol shares her thoughts on Cristy and Larsa's opinions, and lets us know that perhaps Elsa wasn't always on time to pick her up from school either.

Mar 8, 2011

If you are reading this you have now seen episode three, and had the chance to see a little more of my mother, which is what so many of you have been pleading for. I took Philippe to meet her, and he quickly discovered that she truly has a remarkable sense of humor, which is completely off the cuff, without calculation or at the expense of others. I don't know where she comes up with the things that come out of her mouth, and I don't want to know. I just adore every second of her lunacy.

My mother started calling me Melissa this weekend and I replied "What?" She then said "I am like Jo Anne" Still confused, I asked "Who?" and my mother proceeded to say "You know the lady with all the plastic surgery that goes on TV with her daughter, Melissa." If you didn't catch on yet, she was referring to Joan Rivers. All I have to say is, Mom you are much funnier than Joan.

What did you all think of Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen last week? Talk about uncomfortable; thank goodness I had that delicious Saint Crystal Apple Martini to help me get through the chaos…

Speaking of chaos what did you think of Adriana's fiery gallery blow out? She really knows how to bring it!

Things are heating up, so stay tuned for more!!!

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I don't know what it is about you but out of all the housewife shows.....yes, I'm addicted......it's girl hour for me and I enjoy them, get involved, upset, laugh, cry, the Whole Circus! But out of all the housewives from all the shows, you are.....what?.......what is the word....magical...that works. Sincerely. You have a grace, a poise, so intelligent, such a lady, you are down right charming. Seriously! I love the way you enjoy your mother too. I love everything! That man of yours had better treat you well or he'll have two witches to watch out for....I'll join your mother and get em. ;-)

Loved loved LOVED the gown you wore at Lea's fundraiser. And the hair? Perfecto! Muy bien! You were stunning. Oh! And yes, the call from Lea on Andy's show.......ouch! Bless your heart. I thought you handled it all beautifully. I don't blame Lea for making the call, I agreed with her, and your response was right on.

One more thing and then I'll sign off......

You are a lovely role model for young ladies.

First off, have you ever been married? I do not see you as the "stereotypical" housewife... or matter of fact, any of these ladies on the show with jobs, or in your case a successful career. But that doesn't concern you cause I had similar issues w/ all the NEW YORK cast. I think it's a Bravo issue.

Anyhow, I'm glad you're on the show. You appear to be calm, and your mother steals the show! I just love her! lol! If Phillippe makes you happy - congrats. Ten years is not a huge age difference plus it's 2011 cougars are sexy, and you definitely are. Just make sure you have a great pre-nup but I'm sure your mom will tell you about that.

The other ladies are fine, they have strong personalities that you shouldn't try to out do... I think you might get your own spin off (i.e. Bethany getting married) if you remain true to yourself and not morph into the crazies (i.e., Christy)

All the best!

your so fab and your mom should get her own t v show because your mom lived the fab live and she is the bomb !!!!!!!!!!!

dear marisol as always your mom is hilarious I really enjoyed watching you two together I send my blesings

"I didn't care for her cook's dismissing tone when I called to cancel on the phone, but clearly he is not the most polished person on the planet" ahahahahahahah love you, love you, love you! Smart and funny! Your mother is adorable too! You both need your own show. I swear, the best part of this episode was the scene at your mom's home!

Your take on Cristy and Larva, I mean larsa, is spot on. They are illiterate bimbos who bring NOTHING to this show. I swear, those two must share a brain! You can easily tell Cristy is just a skank who lives off of her divorce settlement money, and Larva is a nouveau riche bimbo with a bad nose job, who can't stop talking about her husband's wealth. But you my dear, you are one smart, independent, fierce, and beautiful woman!

Well all of you are making your feelings for Cristy and Larsa pretty clear. Funny thing is I don't see too much difference in Lea's sense of humor and theirs. But I doubt they have the money and influence Lea and her family have. Blah! Not a fan of RHM, 3 strikes and you're out! Bring on my girls in NY!

I love your Mother! You two are so fun to watch and I think you both are beautiful. You seem like you are very nice to your Mother and it is nice to see.

It was hilarious when she announced to your boyfriend that she was a witch. It would scare some men but I suppose French Men really do not believe in it. Darn!

I like you; you remind me of Adrienne of RHOBH. You are classy and stay out of the crap. Your mother is a hoot! Can't wait to see more of your story!

You are wonderful and so is mama!

I think you are fabulous! How could you be anything but with a mother like yours! She is truly a breath of fresh air and I look forward to seeing more of her on the show. Her accent is to die for! Please stay the way you are and don't allow the drama created by the other women bring you down.

Marysol, You and your mom are the best part of this show! Love Love Love Elsa and you are a very good daughter -unlike Melissa - who is a spoiled brat with a huge sense of entitlement and would be no where without Joan. God Bless you and Elsa! Carly

I also really enjoy both you and your mother on the show. Many on other housewives sites seem not to like the Miami show and also have negative things to say about your mother. I just do not understand. I look forward to seeing more of you and your hilarious mother in future episodes. I hope we get to see more of you in your working life as it seems to be very interesting.

Now you are what I like to see: an independent woman who has successfully made her own way in the world. Brava! And your mother is hysterical. I love you both.

Marysol, I can only echo the sentiments of the other posters here. It is a pleasure to be introduced to you and your fabulous mother! I love seeing your playful interaction and your mutual affection comes shining through. Philippe is cute! Thank you for inviting us into your lives!!!

so far your my favorite no drama and i love your reationship with your mom im cuban so i can relate !

Marysol, I love tu madre Elsa. She has me laughing out loud. Elsa is truly the star of the show! I hope that they have her on every episode. Are you listening Andy?

Wow! I don't know what it is about you. But You are the cutest woman. Your such a lady! I have bad things to say about the other ladies, But I won't say it. Its just refreshing to watch you. You are a roll model!

Marysol - You and your Mom are great on the show. Keep up the hilarity and fun!

Thank God you're on the show!!.... And your mom,can't wait for a "spin off",She is absolutely hilarious!!! You really are showing class the way is supposed!!

dear marisol you are very smart beautifull and witty you have a lot of wisdom and class please we want to see more of elsa (Hi elsa) you hit the nail about Larva, I mean Larsa and Christy and the cook blessings

Marysol, you are a remarkably real woman in this fake empire built on the idea of "real" housewives (note to Bravo TV: do the majority of your viewers just overlook the fact that most of these housewives are actually divorcees and/or headed to bankruptcy?)

I am lovin me some mama Elsa. Please get her on Watch What Happens Live!

Marysol you are my favorite and i love the way you and your mom get along and the respect you have for Elsa.I hope Elsa is on every week.I love her sense of humor a good laugh is always good for the soul.

Andy, Elsa needs her own show! We want to see her and her friends getting tipsy!

Totally agree-there is something just so cute about mARYSOL!! Love her!

I totally agree-Marysol is especially cute!!

I wouldn't expect you to ever criticize Lea due to the fact that you are an event planner it would be awkward wouldn't it?

You seem like a really nice person, however, stay away from the rest. They should have their own show....."Real Beyotches of Miami"

Marysol,

I hgave to say that you are my favorite. So classy and poised and quite reserved in the midst of alll the chaos. And your mama' is so funny. She is a breath of fresh air, sometime poking fun at her own self.

Keep up the great work. And smile - that beau seems to be enchanted with you! :)

Congrats on your engagement! You seem to be nicer & classier than any of the others. It's refreshing! One small word of advice: if you're going to wear your hair in a ponytail wear it higher on your head, your hair is kind of thin & it would look fuller & make you look younger that way.

I do enjoy your innocence and your Mother and I know Lea is in to helping others so one cannot be offended to a crazy joke under the influence as I think you both are the only real ones on the show...no showing off just hard work nd your boyfriend is a dream...hope you have a PreNup...just in case and I am sure if Lea is your friend she would make sure....

Simply put, as my mom would say, you are doll. You are right from the heart. Be good to yourself. Theresa

Marysol, I just adore you! You are so down to earth and sweet. I think Lea's joking about the greencard was mean but I think she was joking. I don't think any man just wanting a greencard would give such a fabulous ring. It was out of this world. You both are so sweet together and you can tell that it is genuine love! All the best!