Spice Up Your 'Wives

Bravotv.com's Associate Editor is still in shock from all the merkins and lingerie.

on Oct 26, 20120

Just in time for Halloween we have the ladies all in costume -- skimpy, sexy lingerie costumes, but costumes nonetheless. And as we learn from the title of the episode, Bras and Brawls Part 1, we've got a two-part masterpiece on our hands. And no, you don't need to wait until next Thursday for Part 2, because -- surprise! -- it's premiering this Sunday. It's that good. So while you're carving pumpkins, doling out candy, or riding a broom over to your friend's Halloween rager this weekend, enjoy all the costume party chaos.

Oh and Elsa dances again in this episode. What more could you want?

Lea meets with some of the ladies to talk about her gala, but it basically devolves into her pleading with the girls to put aside their issues  for the night of her event. You can hear a slight tinge of terror in her voice, the sound of true concern. Why? Because at the top of the Housewives Greatest Fears list is other Housewives fighting at their event. These ladies are always very sensitive about the location of altercations, so Lea is (understandably) hoping to avoid a scene at her charity gala.

Though I can't help but think that asking people for no drama is inviting even more drama.

Prediction: Asking the Housewives not to fight is a tall order, but who knows? If only Lisa had the foresight to request everyone keep their issues at bay for her lingerie soiree...

9 comments
iza
iza

Joanna I was seriously disgusted looking at you and your barely-hanging-head-up sister.  Both of you have no control over the alcohol consumption??  I hope I am the only Polish person that watches this show.  This real you is not at all the image that you tried to create in the Polish media.  Don't think you will be given many more appearances in your old homeland..... 

Jabrit
Jabrit

Karent is an instigator and not in a good way, her smile is phoney as is she. Joanna is a BULLY! Did she not watch herself?? Both of them deserve each other. I don't believe for one second that the other women are jealous of Karent. I used to like her when the show started but not anymore and as for Joanna, she is a bully and I feel bad for Marta and Roman having to deal with her "stank" attitude.

allydachie
allydachie

Due to Joe (lil pig) Francis claims of "sleeping with Marta ten years ago). Marta's birth date  is at issue here. Will this issue be addressed?

hidinout1010@aol.com
hidinout1010@aol.com

All I can say is I'm NEVER stepping foot outside of the airport in Miami.....violence is a way of life in that town... from the ominous Pork N Beans to the leather wearing "wanna be's" of Animal Rights Activists of RHofMiami or did I just watch an episode of Basketball Wives of Miami?   Hard to tell the difference??!!

marina.greenfield.7
marina.greenfield.7

Joanna....Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder...Poor Girl!

Citoclark
Citoclark

It is hard to believe that grown women act like that. It was pretty disgusting. The last few shows have been nothing but fights. If this is way the season will be, I will turn to another channel.

xxxemxxx
xxxemxxx

Karent in such a short time has caused a lot of problems. She not good for this show.

kiki13
kiki13

The look of shock on Joanna's face is not b/c Marta slept with Joe F, it's b/c Marta slept with Joe F AFTER Joanna did!!   And most likely behind Joanna back!

etomasina42@aol.com
etomasina42@aol.com

 @Citoclark

 thats true who wants another RHO New Jersey the fighting is getting boring,to the writers of Housewives the fights my seem exciting but,your Boring the viewers,get rid of all the drama or get rid of Housewives...