From one volatile event to another -- welcome to Thomas Kramer's house! Karent decides to co-host a dinner for the girls with the notoriously naughty Mr. Kramer, owner of "the Playboy mansion of the east coast." Alas, no bunnies, but plenty of fondue!
We must however take a moment to discuss Thomas' apron. The one with the prosthetic erection that pops out when you life the flap. Where does one purchase that? And does anyone else get the feeling he has a collection of everyday objects that have secret surprise penises?
On to the drama. First Joanna gets upset when Thomas asks Her if Romain is cheating (awkward!) and then says it's easy to run a nightclub. It was touch and go for a moment, then seems to blow over without a scene. Then Ana loses it when Thomas shushes her by ringing a giant bell and makes a comment about Lisa having to stuff her boobs into her dress. After sharing some heated words and calling him a misogynist, Ana heads out and Joanna goes with her. That went downhill quickly.
Lisa convinces Joanna to come back inside, so but when she starts getting teary while explaining herself at the table Lea takes a stand to defend Thomas. At this point Elsa decides she's heard enough shouting, so she takes a page from Cheri Oteri's "simmer down now!" SNL character and urges Lea to "simmer down." That's when it goes too far and Thomas yells at Elsa. What?! No one yells at Elsa. But like a lady, she just makes her exit. In perhaps the most down-to-earth comment every uttered on a Housewives show, Elsa explains to Marysol outside that Thomas asked her to go, but she could care less: "Big deal. I leave the house."
Prediction: Lots of headaches from all the shouting this week!
This episode introduces viewers to nefarious dinner host, Thomas Kramer. A morally corrupt person whose every word is a sexual innuendo or criticism.
Some of the housewives laugh or hang on his every word. They are impressed with his wealth and man cave. The easily influenced guests include, apologist Lea, co-host Karent, strip pole dancer Lisa, and do nothing Adriana all with male escorts. TK's not going to verbally attack his guests if there's a male he might have to worry about.
We are shown through brilliant editing, the contrast between those who are heroically inspirational against those who are morally poor in spirit! Ana was shown to be a shining example for all who have been bullied. After TK's verbal assault, she proudly exits the man cave after a few her own well chosen words. Marysol and her mom Elsa leave after AJ's insulting screaming fit. While Lea, standing table side, defends bully Kramer in order to stop another victim of his, Johanna from tearfully explaining her humiliation at the hands of TK.
Lea, the pillar of Miami, comes to not one denigrated cast mates aid. The only one she manically defends is the perpetrator of all the bullying...Thomas Kramer. She then sits down and smiles like the cat who ate the canary! A biblical saying comes to mind for Lea, "What does a man profit, if he gains the whole world, and suffers the loss of his own soul?"
Thank you for a spectacular episode which revealed Lea Black's character flaws. Joe Francis and James/Elaine gave us insight, but Thomas Cramer gave us the overwhelming evidence of her lack of moral spirit!!!
I think I would have ran the other way also if this huge man / scary drag queen was waving anything in my face. He is scary and huge. I would have called the police on this Man called Elaine.
I always say I will walk a mile to not have a confrontation, so I am on Marysol's side. Thank god he was not at Thomas' home. I believe Lea caused the luncheon episode and then stood back an did nothing until it was over. I'm not nuts, but she had an opportunity to defuse the situation and she put fire on it. What is wrong with these people. A party or luncheon is never a place to hash things out.
Also, the Thomas party was scary. Never ever in all my years have I ever seen a man talk to a woman especially an elderly woman in that manner. I could not believe everyone including the co-hostess Karent sat there and said Nothing not please stop or anything. I was shocked these people were so commotose.
What a night with the RHOM. I do think though, a mention should be made of the lovely Elaine on stage in her size twelve heels and that wonderful little hippity hop she did for everyone.
Haven't we shown enough of the angry drag queen? I guess not. Why would this jackhole with no manners and a penis be invited on a girls trip? I really don't care to see this verbally violent, poorly dressed Queen bully his way through another event.Lea siding with the men and laughing at TK's banter shows me who she is. Love that Joanna and Adrienna got through a gathering without brawling.
Elsa said it all when she said "he's a stupied man" I thought TK is a disgusting and degrading man. Your blog is so funny. I couldn't stop laughing.
And sorry but its true what the other HW's state about that smile...I have bad dreams about that top teeth sitting on her bottom lip smile...its eerie, not to mention not so attractive to be honest
@Karent Its looking more and more pathetic as the night went on. Karent was shoved so far up Thomas's ass that a plastic surgeon couldnt remove her from it. She didnt have any of her so called girls backs because she's a media, social climbing, whore...its embarrassing and she looks like she's giving Thomas more than friendship...I think Elsa called it.
@Karent you are a sneaky ass embarassing excuse for a DDS and you twist things to make people look bad or create more drama...perfect example is Adriana saying that she had better not hug or give Roman a kiss because she'll get accused of cheating...and Karent whispering in Joanna's ear like a Jr High girl. SHAMEFUL
Thomas is a total douche bag...if he thinks that having a lot of $$$ is a license to treat anyone he feels like a dog. He looked like a total lowlife.
I beg you Bravo, please stop taping all these peripheral freak show characters like Thomas, Elaine, Joe, etc....it's obvious they will stoop to any kind of behavior to be in on TV but bring nothing of real substance to the show....which is supposed to be about housewives! Are the housewives and their drama not enough?